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indie Kuma RP blog / postskip genderbent / tracking: #askkuchan

[askku-chan]

[askku-chan]

Whom would be your top three hands to hold?

"No one."

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nephytale asked:

"Neee Kuma! ~ Do you think you can cook me something sweet to eat? I need sugar in my system! Please..." -Kosei

She was gazing at him for 30 seconds before she turned and walked to the kitched, swapping her usual gloves to the cooking gloveless ones.

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𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨    (2021)    𝘦𝘱𝘴    𝘰𝘯𝘦              𝘧𝘪𝘷𝘦    𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦    𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴.

feel    free    to    adjust    to    your    liking.      please    read    with    caution.

        𝘛𝘏𝘌    𝘖𝘙𝘋𝘌𝘈𝘓. ‘  happy    new    years.  ’ ‘  thanks    for    watching    (name).  ’ ‘  we    just    need    some    alone    time.  ’ ‘  i    am    so    pissed    at    you!  ’ ‘  can    i    at    least    give    him    a    shirt,      please?  ’ ‘  i    would    love    a    shirt.  ’ ‘  he    is    freezing;      can    i    at    least    give    him    my    jacket?  ’ ‘  before    we    begin,      let    me    remind    you;      you    don’t    know    these    people.  ’ ‘  stick    with    me    &    i’ll    guide    you.  ’ ‘  i    was    born    to    sew    stitches.  ’ ‘  are    you    scared?  ’ ‘  yeah,      baby,      i’m    scared    as    fuck.  ’ ‘  i    can’t    survive    too    many    days    with    your    sister.  ’ ‘  he    says    we’re    sorry.  ’ ‘  very    passionate    about    apologies    in    our    family.  ’ ‘  yeah.    if    (name)    can    try    not    to    fuck    someone    long    enough    to   lift    a    box.  ’ ‘  he’s    not    a    myth,      he’s    just    a    ho.  ’ ‘  i    love    you.  ’ ‘  i    hear    you    was    talkin’    shit    the    other    night.  ’ ‘  figured    i’d    surprise    you.  ’ ‘  nothing    the    fuck    is    up,      (name).  ’ ‘  (name).    why    are    you    like    this?  ’ ‘  no    one    cares    about    brooklyn,      (name)!  ’ ‘  a    lockbox    are    i    &    he.  ’ ‘  we    built    a    church    of    truth    with    rough    tongues    &    hid    the    gun    from    company.  ’ ‘  we    just    built    ourselves    a    temple    from    the    ruins    we    grew    up    in    &    now    the    rug’s    pulled    free.  ’

        𝘚𝘔𝘈𝘚𝘏𝘓𝘌𝘠    𝘙𝘖𝘚𝘌. ‘  welcome    back    to    the    ordeal.  ’ ‘  i    know    something    i’m    not    allowed    to    feel.  ’ ‘  i    hold    onto    him    like    it    ain’t    real.  ’ ‘  everyone    is    about    to    go    into    shock    &    i    have    to    try    to    not.  ’ ‘  when    will    he    be    out?  ’ ‘  will    he    be    out?  ’ ‘  there    are    hundreds    of    better    ways    to    handle    this.  ’ ‘  (name),      breathe.  ’ ‘  you’re    spinning.  ’ ‘  okay,      can    we    stop?  ’ ‘  we    are    not    telling    (name).  ’ ‘  maybe    we    can    rebrand    hell    a    little    bit.  ’ ‘  we    will    tell    our    kid    on    our    own    time.  ’ ‘  what    the    fuck?  ’ ‘  i    have    to    go    to    work.  ’ ‘  take    a    fucking    day    off    or    something.  ’ ‘  it’s    okay    to    let    it    out.  ’ ‘  i    have    nothing    to    let    out!  ’ ‘  can    he    go    across    the   street    for    me    &    grab    my    burrito?  ’ ‘  that    was    fucking    weird.  ’ ‘  your    accent’s    shit,      by    the    way.  ’ ‘  know    your    fucking    place.  ’ ‘  while    we    sit    &    rot,      they    rest    &    reset.  ’ ‘  why    y’all    get    to    live    so    free?  ’ ‘  why    shit    only    happen    to    me?  ’ ‘  you    fix    some    shit    you    didn’t    break!  ’

        𝘛𝘏𝘌    𝘙𝘜𝘓𝘌    𝘖𝘍    𝘛𝘏𝘙𝘌𝘌. ‘  you    can    wear    anything    of    mine    if    you    want.  ’ ‘  (name),      he    not    in    trouble?  ’ ‘  some    healthy    fear    should    do    the    rest.  ’ ‘  good    luck    on    your    interview.  ’ ‘  shut    the    fuck    up.  ’ ‘  buy    me    some    new    shit.  ’ ‘  i    hope    you    just    judo    chopped    him    on    the    neck.  ’ ‘  you    know    i    hate    violence.  ’ ‘  it’s    not    that    different    now.  ’ ‘  does    he    know    where    i    am    yet?  ’ ‘  i    really    don’t    wanna    talk    about    this,      babe.  ’ ‘  let    me    direct    traffic    for    a    hot    second.  ’ ‘  well    i    can    cook    you    your    last    meal    cuz    you    about    to    die.  ’ ‘  you    just    need    to   apologize.  ’ ‘  pleading    guilty   is    terrible    legal    advice.  ’ ‘  don’t    admit    to    shit,      kid.  ’ ‘  my    sweet    one    needs    some    cover    from    how    the    corners    bend.  ’ ‘  kids    round    here    need    thicker    skin    to    win.  ’ ‘  when    the    good    kids    go    bad,      how    do    you    get    them    good    again?  ’ ‘  it’s    like    a    spanking    of    the    face.  ’ ‘  nobody    really    knows    how    much    it    escalated,      but    that    shit    hurts    like    a    motherfucker.  ’ ‘  nobody    said    hitting.  ’ ‘  my    man,      you    good?  ’ ‘  you    gonna    need    more    glitter    for    this    sign.  ’ ‘  i    also    have    crippling    anxiety    &    commitment    issues.  ’ ‘  sorry    to    hear    that.  ’

        𝘛𝘏𝘌    𝘍𝘖𝘜𝘙    𝘏𝘜𝘚𝘛𝘓𝘈𝘛𝘌𝘌𝘙𝘚. ‘  you    got    slapped    in    the    fucking    face?  ’ ‘  visitation    is    cancelled.  ’ ‘  why    don’t    you    tell    me    ‘bout    yourself?  ’ ‘  you    wanna    talk    about    your    visit?  ’ ‘  i’m    just    gonna    be    happy    not    being    clear    on    what    that    is.  ’ ‘  we    can    do    whatever    we    want.  ’ ‘  you    want    help    finding    something?  ’ ‘  man,      i    need    to    smoke.  ’ ‘  oh,      so    y’all    got    like    a    whole    little    system    here.  ’ ‘  this    is    hella    impressive!  ’ ‘  you    were    ‘cuddling’    for    the    whole    house    to    hear.  ’ ‘  shit    is    just    different    now,      i    guess.  ’ ‘  you    kids    were    too    dumb    to    pay    attention.  ’ ‘  welcome    to    being    the    old    rebels.  ’ ‘  what’s    complicating    it?  ’ ‘  only    one    of    those    is    real.  ’ ‘  just    say    it    back!  ’ ‘  let    me    be    bougie!  ’ ‘  it’s    all    i    got.  ’ ‘  seen    you    mad    at    him    for    all    kinds    of    things.  ’ ‘  not    my   business    but    i    noticed.  ’ ‘  your    mother    was    a    wonderful    woman.  ’ ‘  you    can    talk    to    me    about    whatever.  ’ ‘  what    you    got    for    me?  ’ ‘  you    was    gone    for    five    years.  ’ ‘  that’s    not    real.  ’

        𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘊𝘏𝘌𝘚    𝘉𝘌    𝘛𝘙𝘐𝘗𝘗𝘐𝘕’. ‘  i    am    waiting    to    be    hated.  ’ ‘  i    don’t    have    the    heart    or    mind    to    tell    him    it    ain’t    the    time.  ’ ‘  monsters    ain’t    under    the    bed.  ’ ‘  i    wanna    duck    &    hide.  ’ ‘  i’m    not    the    one    to    leave    a    motherfucker    up    &    dried.  ’ ‘  i    guess    today’s    the    day    loyalty    died.  ’ ‘  here    i    am    all    doey    eyed.  ’ ‘  what    kinda    dope    am    i?      the    broken    kind?  ’ ‘  throw    me    a    bone    or    a    sign    ‘cause    i’m    going    blind.  ’ ‘  that    clock    ain’t    slowin’.  ’ ‘  i’m    probably    overtime.  ’ ‘  i    got    a    lot    going    on    up    there.  ’ ‘  don’t    think    that    door    is    safe    to    open    right    now.  ’ ‘  you    gotta    let    that    door    fly    open.  ’ ‘  hey,      what    the    fuck    is    all    of    this?  ’ ‘  wearing    pants    in    the    house    is    stupid.  ’ ‘  i    want    to    feel    free    at    home.  ’ ‘  she’s    always    talkin’    some    shit!  ’ ‘  i    need    to    trip    so    i    can    stop    trippin’.  ’ ‘  i    need    your    positive    vibes.  ’ ‘  i   remember    my    life    has    been    ripped    from    me.  ’ ‘  i    get    a    few    quick    moments    where    i    forget.  ’ ‘  it’s    my    job    to    give    it    to    him.  ’ ‘  what    if    this    breaks    us?  ’ ‘  i    wish    i    could    handle    this    on    my    own.  ’ ‘  i    need    him    right    now.  ’

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videcoeur​:

“A plant, huh? Didn’t know you had someone in your life.” A simple deduction- She cared enough about the plant to find the right soil, which probably meant someone she cares about gave it to her. Unless Kuma found herself an affinity for gardening, which is even more unlikely.

It also reminded him of that time Nico Robin kept littering his office with flowers. Petunias, mostly. He’d dried them all up to make a point. Do not litter my office, or something like that.

“I can’t really be of help in that matter, I’m afraid. Plants tend to die around me.”  

If she could, Kuma would be frowning right now. But she can’t so all he got was just a bland look. He was jumping to conclusions too soon.

“That’s a bold assumption. I don’t have friends.”

Simple as that. Crocodile should know that people like them weren’t exactly a friend material. Did he even have friends?

“You may not be familiar with plants. How about soil? I thought sand was something similar. Maybe if you had cacti, you would be able to not kill them.”

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"Look what I found!" Emil held up a mug shaped like a teddy bear. If she was to trust the salesperson, it was coloured like a panda and considering a bamboo shaped ceramic spoon in its paws, Emil was inclined to believe that.

Kuma stared at her for the moment. Emil tended to pop by with gifts sometimes and this time it wasn't a plant. Assuming it was a gift at all.

"It looks nice. What are you going to do with it?"

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Guy on the cover is average, but she wants to read it.

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videcoeur​:

“I’ve been alright. I had some unfinished business I had to attend to, but now that it’s dealt with, I managed to return. I’m surprised you even care.” She probably didn’t, to be honest. She was pretty factual, so Crocodile was certain she said that because she noticed his absence. He doesn’t actually think she cared much.

Which was all fine and dandy by him. Caring was bothersome, after all.

“Do you have business in town?”

For Kuma caring was something between the rainbow and unicorns, but she was still more human than other people. She wasn’t caring now, it was only a small talk – stuff she had learnt from books.

“I’m looking for soil. I got a fern recently and I requires a specific type of it.”

There was something in her voice that suggested she wasn’t completely indifferent about the fact of receiving a plant, but maybe it was just his imagination.

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postmortemlullabies​:

@askku-chan​ said: “I have a built-in weapon system. Would you like me to show you?”

“Yes.” Emil nodded, bobbing on her feet. “Yes, please. Should I go find some practice targets?” She trotted away only to return straight back. “Are those like guns weapon systems or blades? Or both?” Either way, would there be explosions?

Kuma looked at her as if not sure what the other asked about. Maybe calling it weapons wasn’t the best idea. “Do lasers count as weapon?” Either way, they weren’t as half as spectacular as those air bubbles, exploding upon touching stuff.

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"Those are for you." Emil handed Kuma a pair of teacups big enough to be normal in her hands. From what the salesperson told Emil - they had pretty floral patterns, full of pinks and greens.

“This is very kind of you.” She didn’t need that many teacups, but the floral patterns were nice. They will look weird among snow-white mugs, but she will find a place for them.

[askku-chan]

sharkondarts

Too bad humans SUCK!

Human or fishman. Don’t they have similar feeling capabilities?

[askku-chan]

Sympathy is what makes you human.