Ask Louis Fairhead

The coolest kid in Holby. My cool dad (don't tell him I said that) Charlie Fairhead and some of his nerdy mates from work all got blogs where people can ask them stuff, so I thought I would too. Play nice, or my dad won't give you any fruit.

[askmatildak]

Lwadies awnd gwentlemwen.

Iwe nwow hwave a bwog. Swince dwaddy hwas owne

*translation from baby jibberish*

Ladies and gentlemen I now have a blog. Since daddy has one.

[asklouisfairhead]

Aww. Now that’s just precious. :)

[casualtyconfessions]

Louis and Lofty have so had a shag.

Anonymous (via casualtyconfessions)

Lies and slander! 

...At least, I don't think we have...

[casualtyconfessions]

Charlie Fairhead is the King of Holby (which kind of makes Louis a prince…)

Anonymous

True. :)

[ask-caleb-and-ethan]

You know what makes a hangover worse? Finding out your brother is a fag! The hard way 😁 - Caleb

[asklouisfairhead]

I knew it! That’s not a nice word though, Grumpus...

[ask-dyfty]

Lofty is it true your leaving? - Ethan

I’m not, n-not me. - Lofty

[asklouisfairhead]

Good to hear it! Holby needs you, pal. :)

[ask-dyfty]

It’s November! Y-you know what that means?

It means you will be single if you even think about celebrating Christmas this early.

Lighten u-up, Dylan! - Lofty

As you can tell in the above abominations, I am not impressed. - Dylan

(Images by @charliefairhead)

[asklouisfairhead]

Ah, c'mon, it's never too early to get festive, Dyl. ;)

[ask-dyfty]

How's Lofty doing? (asklouisfairhead)

@asklouisfairhead Hey, mate. I’m doing alright, thanks. I, um, went on duty today and everyone’s looking at me all the time… It’s quite unnerving… I’m not allowed to work with the abuse patients… And I usually work with them so… Yeah… - Lofty

[asklouisfairhead]

You take care, alright? Don’t do anything that makes you uncomfortable, and if anyone gives you any kind of grief about it, you tell me, I’ll sort them out. (Or tell someone like Dylan or my dad, and they’ll sort them out without violence, that works too.) Basically, what I’m trying to say is, I’ve got your back.

[asklouisfairhead]

Sorry I’ve been away for a few days, guys. Did you miss me? ;)

[charltonfairhead]

Why u off to the car wash?

germs

[asklouisfairhead]

Don’t blame you, honestly.

[ask-dyfty]

Your all so pathetic aren't you? Gathering to try and find your 'lofty'. It's going to be fun, having my play toy back again. He was so scared of me, it was beautiful seeing all the pain and fear flash in his eyes when he seen me following him. Y'know what I've told him? I've told him you're dead Dylan, that I killed you. He believes it. He knows I would kill and he just gave up. 'No life's worth living if Dylan isn't part of it' It's fun playing with a broken toy, wouldn't you agree?

You… You bastard! You’re her, you’re Anna, you’re the ex who hurt him! Where is he, what have you done to him?! If you touch him I will carve you! - Dylan

[callme-anna]

Well there’s no point hiding anonymously anymore is there? And yes, I am Anna and I wouldn’t call myself an ex…..more like a girlfriend on pause? He was only with you to fill the hole he felt from me leaving, I regret that, should of never let him go.. But well it’s not what I’ve done its what I will do. If you don’t leave us alone Dylan I’ll punish him for it. Not that he isn’t already being punished. It’s ‘Dylan this Dylan that’ he hasn’t spoken a word since I told him I gutted you- which I suppose is alright but when your trying to rekindle a spark with someone who clearly loves you- not talking becomes a small problem

[ask-dyfty]

I can’t believe you… I am disgusted by people like you! You think you’re so mighty and powerful but no one gave you the right to abuse another person. I want to speak to Ben, now. - Dylan

[callme-anna]

Ben’s sort of…. unconscious at the minute…. and wouldn’t you rather this Dylan? Just you and me? Having a friendly little chat?

[ask-dyfty]

Friendly, my arse, what have you done to him?!

[callme-anna]

Well when someone’s head is bashed against a metal wall they’re not exactly fully awake after the experience, Jesus Christ I thought you were the doctor around here…

[ask-dyfty]

You’re disgusting… You FOUL BITCH! Where are you? I’ll kill you with my bare hands!

[callme-anna]

Like I’m honestly just going to give you my address and have you storm in here like Prince Charming, but I’ll give you a clue, see if you can work out the puzzle before our dear Lofty here becomes nothing more than a cold, dead corpse. ‘A place you used to call your home is where you might find his bones.’ Think Dylan, where do you feel at home? Do you ever feel like you truly belong anywhere? This may be a hard one for you, considering the freak you are no one wants you near them. I’m suprised you haven’t tainted Ben yet with whatever is fucked up inside your head.

[ask-dyfty]

Shut up, just shut up! You’re unworthy to even speak his name! I only feel at home whenever I’m with him, this is an impossible and tedious riddle!

[asklouisfairhead]

Dylan! Have you phoned the police yet? I’m seriously scared for Lofty...

And as for the riddle, somewhere around the hospital, maybe? I mean, you’re there all the time, it where you met, and it’s where you’re in your element!

[asklouisfairhead]

I hope Lofty’s okay...

Still no word, @ask-dyfty?

[ask-dyfty]

Has anyone seen or heard from Ben? He went shopping about three hours ago and still hasn’t returned. - Dylan

[askrobynmiller]

Texted me about an hour ago to say he’d seen something I’d like, but he never got round to telling me what it was…although that’s standard Lofty to be honest. He forgets to tell me he’s got home alright after the pub at least 80% of the time. That dyspraxia thing messes with memory - try not to worry too much, yeah?

[ask-dyfty]

I’ll try. It’s difficult. However, this means he isn’t with you… I may go and search for him with Dervla if he doesn’t return within the next hour. - Dylan

[askrobynmiller]

Yeah, I was out with my mum and I saw the message but couldn’t answer right then - I’ll text him back now. She’s gone home, so I can come and help if you need me to?

[ask-dyfty]

That would be appreciated. He’s been harmed by people before and I dread to think of what could happen to him this late at night. -Dylan

[askrobynmiller]

Right, I’m just looking for the torch batteries. I’m going to kill Max if he’s put them in the telly remote.  I know it’s scary but I’m gonna need you to stay calm for me, yeah? He’s probably got sidetracked and forgotten to charge his phone. Wouldn’t be the first time!

[ask-dyfty]

I suppose you might be right, Robyn. Thank you. - Dylan

[asklouisfairhead]

You let me know when you find him, alright?

I don’t have many friends around here, I’d prefer it if nothing bad happened to the ones I’ve got.

[ask-dyfty]

Of course. For the record, I consider you my friend. Perhaps not a very good one but a friend none-the-less. - Dylan

[asklouisfairhead]

Thanks, Dyl. :)

[ask-dyfty]

Has anyone seen or heard from Ben? He went shopping about three hours ago and still hasn’t returned. - Dylan

[askrobynmiller]

Texted me about an hour ago to say he’d seen something I’d like, but he never got round to telling me what it was…although that’s standard Lofty to be honest. He forgets to tell me he’s got home alright after the pub at least 80% of the time. That dyspraxia thing messes with memory - try not to worry too much, yeah?

[ask-dyfty]

I’ll try. It’s difficult. However, this means he isn’t with you… I may go and search for him with Dervla if he doesn’t return within the next hour. - Dylan

[askrobynmiller]

Yeah, I was out with my mum and I saw the message but couldn’t answer right then - I’ll text him back now. She’s gone home, so I can come and help if you need me to?

[ask-dyfty]

That would be appreciated. He’s been harmed by people before and I dread to think of what could happen to him this late at night. -Dylan

[askrobynmiller]

Right, I’m just looking for the torch batteries. I’m going to kill Max if he’s put them in the telly remote.  I know it’s scary but I’m gonna need you to stay calm for me, yeah? He’s probably got sidetracked and forgotten to charge his phone. Wouldn’t be the first time!

[ask-dyfty]

I suppose you might be right, Robyn. Thank you. - Dylan

[asklouisfairhead]

You let me know when you find him, alright?

I don’t have many friends around here, I’d prefer it if nothing bad happened to the ones I’ve got.

[ask-dyfty]

how do you guys like your soufflé?

Cheese soufflé is our favourite. We rather enjoyed the last one. - Dylan

[asklouisfairhead]

Can I come round for dinner sometime? I’m… not very good at cooking for myself. (I’ve tried to make myself soufflé before. It did not go well.)

Besides, I want to see your cool new boat! :D

[ask-dyfty]

Maybe next week. It’s still a mess. - Dylan

[asklouisfairhead]

Is Lofty going to help you get settled in and unpacked and tidied up? 

(Though on second thoughts, maybe “tidy” isn’t Lofty’s strong suit. Sorry, mate, but it’s true.)

[ask-dyfty]

Oh, no, we’ve moved in. I was referring to the intimacy we had earlier. I’m not sure why I agreed to move from our apartment to another houseboat. - Dylan

[asklouisfairhead]

*tut* Poor Dervla, living with you two, at it all the time. She must never get any peace.

[ask-dyfty]

Has anyone seen or heard from Ben? He went shopping about three hours ago and still hasn’t returned. - Dylan

[asklouisfairhead]

Maybe he broke something valuable in the shops and was detained by security?

[ask-dyfty]

how do you guys like your soufflé?

Cheese soufflé is our favourite. We rather enjoyed the last one. - Dylan

[asklouisfairhead]

Can I come round for dinner sometime? I’m… not very good at cooking for myself. (I’ve tried to make myself soufflé before. It did not go well.)

Besides, I want to see your cool new boat! :D

[ask-dyfty]

Maybe next week. It’s still a mess. - Dylan

[asklouisfairhead]

Is Lofty going to help you get settled in and unpacked and tidied up? 

(Though on second thoughts, maybe "tidy” isn’t Lofty’s strong suit. Sorry, mate, but it’s true.)

[ask-dyfty]

how do you guys like your soufflé?

Cheese soufflé is our favourite. We rather enjoyed the last one. - Dylan

[asklouisfairhead]

Can I come round for dinner sometime? I’m... not very good at cooking for myself. (I’ve tried to make myself soufflé before. It did not go well.)

Besides, I want to see your cool new boat! :D