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ヽ(=^･ω･^=) < HELLO AND WELCOME TO MY BLOG. MY NAME IS MEULIN MAKARA, AND BOY AM I READY TO ANSWER ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS. HAVE FUN! H33H33H33.

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(=ｘェｘ=) < SO THE WEIRD CANDY MAGIC IS STILL A THING, HUH? 

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DAMARA: M3UL1N

( =①ω①=) < DAMARA!!!!!!

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why are you attracted to kankri? he seems kind of insufferable tbh

(=ＴェＴ=) WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA. HOLD UP THERE, ANON. YOU ARE GOING TOO FAST. YOU N33D TO SLOW DOWN. 

(=ＴェＴ=) < FURST OF ALL, NEFUR COME INTO A LADY'S ASKBOX TO DIRECTLY INSULT HER MAN. THAT'S A NO. 

(=｀ェ´=) < PLUS, KANKRI ISN'T EVEN WHAT SOME COULD CONSIDER "INSUFURABLE". 

(=｀ェ´=) < IN ALL HONESTY, HE WAS PURROBABLY ONE OF THE ONLY REASONS WE ENDED UP WINNING THE GAME. HAVE YOU EFUR ACTUALLY LISTENED TO SOME OF THE SHIT HE SAYS? IT'S NOT ALL THE GARBAGE EFURRYBODY S33MS TO ASSUME IT IS. 

(=｀ェ´=) < THERE IS A LOT OF GOOD THINGS IN HIS SP33CHES. YOU JUST HAVE TO LOOK OFUR ALL OF THE SOCIAL JUSTICE ASSHOLERY TO ACTUALLY S33 IT. AFTER ALL, HE'S JUST TRYING TO HELP EFURRYBODY.

(^・ω・^ ) < ALSO, I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I WAS MORE TROUBLED BACK WHEN WE WERE ALIVE. I WORE MY FACE PAINT MUCH MORE OFTEN AND ONLY GOT ALONG WITH A FEW SELECTED TEAM MEMPURRS. 

(=^‥^=) < I DID SOME THINGS I WAS NOT PURROUD OF, EITHER. BUT I ALWAYS ENJOYED HEARING HIM SPEAK BECLAWS HE TRIED HIS HARDEST TO NOT SPEAK ILL OF ANYONE.

(=^･^=) < ODDLY ENOUGH, IT COMFURTED ME ONTO SOME SORT OF LEVEL. FUR SOME REASON I WAS JUST...DRAWN TO HIM. WE WERE MY OTP FUR SO LONG. SO SO SO LONG. I DID SUCH LITTLE THINGS TO MAKE IT NOTICEABLE. I EVEN MADE SURE MY TAIL WAS HIS BLOOD COLOR...

(=^･^=) < HE JUST MADE ME F33L COMFURTABLE AND HE KNOWS HOW TO LISTEN. PLUS HE'S CUTE AND A FURRY GOOD KISSER! YOU WOULD NOT THINK SO, BUT HE IS ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO I THINK TRULY KNOWS HOW TO RESPECT AND CARE FUR OTHERS!

(*ΦωΦ*) < ALSO, HIS SHORT TEMPURR IS MAD HOT. 

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Do you have any pale crushes?

(^・ω・^ ) < WELL....

(^>ω<^ ) < THERE IS A CERTAIN TROLL I CAN THINK OF THAT I COULD PAWSSIBLY BE DEVELICKING PALE F33LINGS FOR. H33H33. 

(^>x<^ ) < NOW IS DEFINITELY NOT THE RIGHT TIME TO ASK HIM THROUGH. SHHHH. 

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(=；ェ；=) < KANKRI, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FURICK JUST HAPPENED, BUT I THINK WE N33D TO TALK. ASAP.

9f c9urse, Meulin.

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I w9uld like that very much, Meulin. I’ve missed having y9u ar9und. 

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（=´∇｀=) < 3333333333333333333333333!!!!!!!!

\(^・ω・^ )/ < OH, I COULD JUST POUNCE YOU AND SMOOCH YOU RIGHT UP, KITTEN! I THINK I WILL!

(^・ω・^ ) < AFUR YOU DEAL WITH PURRIM, OF COURSE. SHE'S CR33PING ME THE FURICK OUT! BE CAREFUR, OKAY? OR MAYBE JUST STAY AWAY FUROM HER. 

(^>ω<^ ) < BUT 333333!!! I CANNOT WAIT TO FINALLY S33 YOU AGAIN!!! <333333333333!!!

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holy crap your so kawai

(^・ω・^ ) < WHAT CAN I SAY? IT’S A 24 HOUR JOB!

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MEULIN! IT'S GOOD THAT YOUR BACK, BECAUSE KANNY COULD PROBABLY USE SOME COMPANY BUT I AM JUST FAR TOO BUSY TO TAKE CARE OF HIM RIGHT NOW. THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS TO DO AND I JUST CAN'T SAY NO!!!!!

(=ΦｴΦ=) < UM. PURRIM? ARE YOU F33LING OKAY? KANKRI DIDN’T SNEAK INTO MY STASH WHILE I WAS GONE AND HAVE A WICKED NIP PARTY OR ANYTHING, DID HE? 

(=ΦｴΦ=) YOU JUST S33M SO DIFFURENT, AND QUITE FRANKLY IT IS A LITTLE CR33PY. AND FURIGHTENING. YOU SHOULD PURROBABLY STAY FAR AWAY FROM HIM UNTIL THIS PASSES OFUR. 

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PORRIM: DON’T BE SILLY! THERE’S NO REASON TO BE FRIGHTENED!

PORRIM: I HAVEN’T FELT THIS HOPEFUL SINCE BEFORE OUR SESSION STARTED. NO, I FEEL EVEN MORE HOPEFUL THAN I DID THEN!

PORRIM: EVERYTHING IS GOING TO TURN OUT GREAT MEULIN, YOU’LL SEE!

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(.=^・ェ・^=) < UM, NO. THERE IS KIND OF A LOT OF REASONS TO BE. I MEAN, FUR ONE, YOUR HAIR IS GR33N. ALSO, YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF CHOCOLATE RECTANGLE LODGED IN THAT MINTY FUREST. 

(.=^・ェ・^=) < THAT'S GREAT? WE KIND OF ARE ALL DEAD SO I DO NOT S33 WHAT YOU MEAN BY "EFURRYTHING IS GOING TO BE FELINE". 

(=^‥^) < THEN AGAIN I SUPPOSE A HAPPIER YOU IS AN IMPURROVEMENT. JUST K33P THAT SUGAR COATED RUMP AWAY FROM ME. 

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(^・ω・^ ) < WOULD IT BE SO MUCH TO ASK TO GIVE A FINE FELINE SOME NEW ASKS AFTER SHE'S B33N AWAY FUR SO LONG???

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MEULIN! IT'S GOOD THAT YOUR BACK, BECAUSE KANNY COULD PROBABLY USE SOME COMPANY BUT I AM JUST FAR TOO BUSY TO TAKE CARE OF HIM RIGHT NOW. THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS TO DO AND I JUST CAN'T SAY NO!!!!!

(=ΦｴΦ=) < UM. PURRIM? ARE YOU F33LING OKAY? KANKRI DIDN'T SNEAK INTO MY STASH WHILE I WAS GONE AND HAVE A WICKED NIP PARTY OR ANYTHING, DID HE? 

(=ΦｴΦ=) YOU JUST S33M SO DIFFURENT, AND QUITE FRANKLY IT IS A LITTLE CR33PY. AND FURIGHTENING. YOU SHOULD PURROBABLY STAY FAR AWAY FROM HIM UNTIL THIS PASSES OFUR. 

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(=；ェ；=) < KANKRI, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FURICK JUST HAPPENED, BUT I THINK WE N33D TO TALK. ASAP.

9f c9urse, Meulin.

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(=^‥^) < UM. I GUESS THIS IS KIND OF PAWKWARD AFTER BEING GONE FUR SO LONG. BUT, WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS.

(=^‥^=) < I AM SORRY FUR FLYING OFF OF THE HANDLE BEFUR I STORMED OFF. THAT WAS PRETTY STUPID OF ME. THAT ENTIRE FIGHT WAS PRETTY STUPID.

(=;ェ;=) < I DID A LOT OF THINKING AFTER I PAWMMELED THE SNOT OUT OF SOME STUPID MUGS (A COUPLE UNFURTUNATE ALTERNATES). 

(=;ェ;=) < IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH SOMETHING THEN I PURROBABLY SHOULDN'T DO IT AROUND YOU. SORRY YOU'RE NOT A FAN OF THE CHUCKLEMEWDOOS. I'LL TRY TO NOT USE THEM AGAIN. WHEN YOU'RE AROUND. 

(^・ω・^ ) < SO. I AM FURRY SORRY, KANKRI. I HOPE YOU CAN FURGIVE ME. 

(^・ω・^ ) < WHAT DO YOU SAY? 

(=｀ω´=) < WANNA TRY AGAIN AFTER OUR LITTLE BREAK WE JUST HAD? 

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(*ΦωΦ*) < THERE'S A SOFT RUSTLING WITHIN THE VAST VEGETATION OF THE WILDERNESS. YOU STOP WALKING AND WATCH CLOSELY. 

(^･o･^) < THERE! IN THE DISTANCE. YOU S33 THE SILHOUETTE OF SOMETHING THAT CAN ONLY BE DEFINED AS A GRACEFUL HUNTRESS STALKING HER PURREY. 

(=｀ω´=) < YOU ARE COMPLETELY AWE STRUCK WITH BEAUTY AS YOU WATCH THE HUNTRESS MOVE. SHE COMES CLOSER...AND CLOSER...AND CLOSER!!!!

(*ΦωΦ*) < WHEN FINALLY...!

\(=^･^=)/ < SHE LEAPS OUT FROM BEHIND THE BUSHES AND LET'S OUT A MIGHTY ROAR. 

(˃ᆺ˂) < I'M BACK, MEOWTHERFURICKERS!!!!!

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H3Y M3UL1N. CH3CK 7H15 5H17 0U7. [Y0U7U83] /watch?v=jX3iLfcMDCw

(=^‥^=) < TUNA, WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT. I DIDN’T SMOKE ANY NIP TODAY, SO I CANNOT PAWSSIBLY BE TRIPPIN’.

(=^‥^=) < THAT VIDEO WAS AN ACTUAL THING THAT HAPPENED. 

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big apology time,,,

i am vsorry for the lack of activity on this blog, especially during the holiday fun times

i was busy with some holiday fun times of my own and really didnt have the time to keep up with this during then. i had people over my house each night i wasnt at work. 

but do not fret, after this nasty essay is out of the way, ill get activity somewhat normal! 

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(=^･ｪ･^=) < KANKRI, WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH A GRUDGE AGAINST THE EYE RAVE?

6ecause the eye rave typically is acc9mpanied 6y s9me9ne d9ing s9mething against their will. 

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I am n9t sure. What?

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ヽ(=^･ω･^=)丿 < THEY COULD NEFUR MAKE YOU LOVE ME MORE, BECLAWS YOU ALREADY LOVE ME TOO MUCH! 

ヽ(=^･ω･^=)丿 < OR, UH...

(=^‥^=) < THAT SOUNDED BETTER AND CUTER IN MY HEAD...

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(=^･ｪ･^=) < KANKRI, WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH A GRUDGE AGAINST THE EYE RAVE?

6ecause the eye rave typically is acc9mpanied 6y s9me9ne d9ing s9mething against their will. 

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  Deserving 9r n9t, we must all9w pe9ple t9 have their 9wn furee will, my dear. 

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(=｀3´=) < FELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE. 

(^・ω・^ ) < HEY KANKRI, I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. IT IS KIND OF LIKE A RIDDLE! HERE IT GOES.

(^・0・^ ) < WHAT COULD MY CHUCKLEVOODOOS NEFUR ACCOMPLISH? 

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(=^･ｪ･^=) < KANKRI, WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH A GRUDGE AGAINST THE EYE RAVE?

6ecause the eye rave typically is acc9mpanied 6y s9me9ne d9ing s9mething against their will. 

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(=｀ェ´=) < BUT WHAT IF THEY TOTALLY DESERVE IT? I MEAN, I WOULDN'T EFUR DO IT IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO. BUT I'M JUST SAYIN'. 

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Have you ever had cause to give someone a bloody nose?

(^・ω・^ ) < ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS, ANON. AND MAYBE A COUPLE MORE COMING UP SOON. 

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(=^‥^=) < YEAH, I F33L YOU ON ABOUT NINE DIFURERENT LEVELS, TUNAFISH. THIS IS NOT MY RIGHTFUR STRING TO BE PAWING AT. 

(=^‥^=) < EXACTLY. IT IS ALMOST PAWVIOUS KANKRI DOESN'T SHARE THE HATRED BURNING BRIGHTLY AS ALL OF THOSE EXPLODING THINGS YOU JUST DESCRIBED. IF HE DID, I AM ALMOST CERTAIN HE WOULD BE DOING SOME CHOICE MIND PAWGGLING TO THAT TRAMP LAMP. 

(=^‥^=) < I JUST N33D TO STEP BACK AND LET THEIR F33LINGS DEVELOP NATURALLY. AFTER ALL, I AM THE SHIPPING QU33N. I DO NOT STEP INBETW33N MY OWN SHIPS UNLESS I MUST.

(^･o･^)ﾉ < NOT ONLY COULD WE SHOVE A CHAINSAW UP THERE, BUT WE COULD MAKE HIM SHOVE PURRIM'S GUN UP HIS WASTE CHUTE! BEAUTIFUR. SIMPLY BEAUTIFUR. 

(^・x・^) < ....