Ask Majora

((Independent, somewhat selective ask/rp blog for a fan interpretation of Majora (and her Lorule counterpart Minora) from Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.))

[askmajora]

((As I return, so does the FOOBAW))

[askmajora]

What’s a good name for a detective? Mr. E

“Have you nothing better to do than throw bad jokes at me? It’s hazardous for your health.”

[askmajora]

Ooooh great goddess Majora, I come to thee with a question that has plagued the world for ages... Can you see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

“Sadly there are things beyond even omnipotency’s reach.”

[askmajora]

Why do you put up with those weird Anons? They seem to enjoy picking on you a little too much, I think.

“They’re not all bad. Some are just worse than others.”

[askmajora]

Majora, could I have a kiss? Pwetty pleeeaase?

“What makes you think I’m going to do that? Do I really seem like the “Come here for Kisses” type?”

[askmajora]

Where do you get your clothes, by the way? Do you just decide how you want to look and it just poofs into existence with you? Have you ever thought about starting a stylish clothing line where you make clothes for other gods?

“No other god that I know could pull off my fashion sense. As for where they come from, I actually created a closet of clothes awhile back. I usually grab them out of the closet like everyone else, but if I change my outfit with magic, I pretty much tele-swap my clothes with the ones in my wardrobe in the blink of an eye!”

“Nayru appreciates that, too! That way I’m not playing too much havoc with that Law of Conservation of Mass that she wrote. But I’ll occasionally make something new on the fly if I want to.”

[askmajora]

Majora, have you ever thought about saying cool phrases while casting spells or doing magic? Or do you just prefer to do it silently?

“I’ve thought about it, yes.”

“Unfortunately it’s kind of hard to be taken seriously when you spout a catchphrase every thirty seconds.”

“So I’ll stick with silent intimidation for now.”

[askmajora]

Would Majora and Bayonetta get along?

“Probably. That depends on if she decided to pull one of those pea shooters on me. But I think my natural charisma could sway her opinion.”

[askmajora]

Remember when you and Ravio switched bodies? How did it feel?

“It wasn’t fun, I can say that much. Though it was much more of an inconvenience than an actual hardship.”

“Thankfully it was only for a day. Seriously, switching from my tall, buxom form to some shrimpy guy was not something I wanted to get used to.”

[askmajora]

Hello there~ Out of innocent curiosity... what would be the best food to bribe Minora with?

“That tone seems hardly “innocent.” Though she seems to be very fond of dumplings, especially stuffed ones with beef. Do with that information as you will.”

[askmajora]

“Well, it’s about damn time that Mun got off his lazy ass and started making me some new icons. How long have these been due? Two years?”

((And I’m not even halfway done with them. Stow the attitude or I’ll leave these by the wayside again. I actually do have better things to do.))

“Oh c’mon, you love me too much to just leave me hanging!”

[themusewhomuses]

about duplicates

Duplicates are friends, not rivals.

Duplicates have the right to rp the same muse as you are.

Duplicates are not here to steal your friends/partners.

Duplicates bring in their own interpretation and uniqueness to their muse.

I do UNDERSTAND there are duplicates who were problematic, like stealing headcanons and ideas from their muns who are rping the same character they are. You have the absolute right to be wary, ignore them, and not befriend them. Though, for the most part, they’re all here to have fun and bring in their own style. And I am starting to notice people are leaving fandoms merely because there are muns who hates “competition”. 

                  Since when did rping become a contest to see who’s the best?

Like I said, you have the right of not wanting to associate or befriending with duplicates especially if you made it known in your rules. But throwing in the passive aggressive attitude and telling others not to interact with them, ostracizing them from the community is not the right way to do it if you feel insecure around them. There’s the block button and tumblr savior. 

Most importantly: You have the right to be insecure, but your mental illness is not a valid excuse to be mean.  

[askmajora]

Oh wow, that's a great offer. How 'bout instead I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face?

Bill Cipher, “Weirdmageddon: Part 1″

[smashmyth]

"Oh, we're taking passes at Palutena?" A scoff, then a gentle purr as Majora's eyelids drooped, leaning uncomfortably close towards Palutena. "Impudent mortals. Only a goddess knows what another goddess needs~"

“What are you doing?”

[askmajora]

“It WAS an attempt at flirting.

Am I really twenty thousand years off my game?”

[smashmyth]

❓

“What was it like, having some of your power be harnessed by a young child?”

[askmajora]

“I can’t honestly say for sure. That was when I was in the deepest throes of my insanity, so everything is a blur. All I have to go off of is the stories I’ve heard about the events. Even if I go back and review the timelines with my scrying orbs, I just don’t remember it.”

[askmajora]

((God I hate mobile))

((Tfw your sausage fingers hit unfollow on someone so you start panicking when their posts vanish from the dash and you don’t know why))

[askmajora]

((I need new RP icons. The old ones are bland and out of date with the designs.

I’ve got some bases set up for some new ones, I’d just have to finish them.))