#dragoonprice32

[dangerousbride]

you think when dante nuts he says his devil trigger was pulled?

He’d totally say something ridiculous that would make you feel embarrassed and regret having sex with him.

[raionmimi]

On a scale of 1-10, how bad do you think the horny shenanigans would be if Merlin and Medb teamed up?

Honest to god, it’s not the horny that people should be afraid of. It’s the fact that they will gossip about you right in front of your face and not feel bad about it 

[hubedihubbe]

you ever wonder why it's called "Dad Bod" and not "Father Figure"?

wait

[boobiemom]

*Hits you with Astolfo's meat repeatedly* Go to horny jail.

THIS IS ONLY MAKING ME HORNIER

[dianamoonfall]

I ain't one for the shipping part of fandoms but I can respect your devotion to your ship. mad props... Just remember, the only thing better than one lesbian is two lesbians... and the only thing better than two lesbians is THREE lesbians.

( I just like them tbh. I had decided 5 years ago that since I could barely see any content that has anything to do with Diana online then why not make my own? XD And that includes my ship which is the SunxMoon because why wouldn’t you ship something like that?! XD Thank you though!

Let’s hope that the new Lunari defender is a girl--If not, well, I guess... he’ll still be a Lunari... *grumbles* )

[askmajora]

What’s a good name for a detective? Mr. E

“Have you nothing better to do than throw bad jokes at me? It’s hazardous for your health.”

[boobiemom]

my mom has forbidden me from dating any one name William because I would introduce them as "My Willy", what's more if they are alright with it I'll add descriptors of their body too (ie "Big" "Fat" "Firm")

JNFDKFNJS I FUCKING LOVE THAT YOUR MOM IS A COWARD, DO IT TO SPITE HER

[dangerousbride]

I'm sorry for what I'm about to do (Not really). If that strapon that anon ordered isn't smooth, they best strap in for a bumpy ride.

lmfaoo well, you aren’t wrong