Malidictes

I am Malidictes, The Adviser, Executive Assistant, and High Steward to the Lady Kalique of House Abrasax. I simply live to serve. || I am an Ask/RP Blog ||

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“My meeting with the Bounty Hunters who delivered us, Her Majesty.”

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Headcanons!

☠: Their worst habit.

☮: How they keep calm.

♥: How they show affection.

♕: Their most prized possessions.

★: Their favorite celebrity.

☼: Favorite season.

☁: How they feel about cold weather.

☻: Person who could without a doubt make them happy.

☹: A thought that makes them sad.

♫: Favorite music genres.

✍: A langauge they can speak.

✖: A trait they despise in people.

△: Views on lgtbq issues

ツ: A guilty desire of theirs.

☃: Would they build a snowman

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Trust is an illusion, my lady. I believe only in mutual self-interest. They want another life. We can offer it. Premium Abrasax, as requested. Now… Where is Her Majesty? He has contacted the Aegis. They are entering orbit now.

Malidictes 

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♠️

|| Malidictes is meticulous to a fault. He will spend days looking over a report, no matter how tiny. He wants to know every possible detail, no matter the situation. 

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For every ♠ I receive, I will post a headcanon about my muse!

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BONUS: Specify a topic and I’ll make it about that topic!

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“Life under her ladyship is treating me well. Nothing to complain about. What of you, Famulus? How is life serving Lord Titus?” 

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“Oh, much the same as always; hardly any excitement in ages. It has been rather quiet, hasn’t it?”

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“They often say it is the quiet before a storm. It leaves us to wonder, what kind of storm do we face?” 

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“Once upon a time three friends lived in a forest. Well soon enough, these three friends who were a rat, a deer, and an owl began to mistrust one another. They all got new honors and soon they hated each other. The Deer was fast, and beautiful, the Rat was Sly and clever, and the Owl was old and wise. Soon enough the The Deer was eaten by a wolf, the Rat was struck by a Queen and the Owl. Well the Owl soared above both of them.” 

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Malidictes, had he been a Human and not a Splice 

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If you think a meeting between all three Abrasax Siblings is bad, then you have not seen when their Advisers gather in one place, they truly cast shade at one another. 

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“How is life under her ladyship treating you? Same as always?”

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“Life under her ladyship is treating me well. Nothing to complain about. What of you, Famulus? How is life serving Lord Titus?” 

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Gorgeous concept art of Kalique’s homeworld Cerise by the immensely talented Dominic Lavery.

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Advising

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Seeing a shot coming for him, he quickly threw himself out of the way, he was nervous, he had run out of weapons, and had no more furniture to use against this hunter. Knowing the Entitled came before the Adviser, he did the only thing he had left. 

Running toward the hunter he lunged onto his back and bit into his neck, at the same time he tried to move his fingers towards his eyes to dig into them with his hands. Biting down on his neck with all his force he felt blood, and it disgusted him, but he was desperate to save his Lady Kalique.

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That was indeed an effort.

When the hunter let go of Kalique, she fell and stumbled to stand, moving away from them upon seeing blood. However, she was impressed with Malidictes’ relentlessness. Especially when it was being used to save her.

She looked around, grabbing the gun that had been knocked away from the hunter. Taking the free moment, she shot the hunter in the stomach. 

And that was that.

She stood there silent for a moment, glancing down to the gun, then to the dead hunter in her alcazar, unsure of what to say – she knew she needed to thank her new advisor.

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When she shot the hunter it fell to the ground with Malidictes still on it’s back, letting go of it he, he wiped his hands, and face on the hunter’s clothing and rises before his entitled. 

“My Lady Kalique, forgive me for acting in such a way in your presence. I was worried that I was going to fail you, and I that was the only way” 

Bowing before her, “I hope you can forgive me for resorting to such bestial actions” 

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Kalique Abrasax, aka. the savviest Abrasax.

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Upstairs, Downstairs

I find it interesting that each Abrasax sibling has a very distinct entourage. To sum it up, you have:

1. Kalique has Malidictes, who appears to be a close and valued adviser; they make important decisions together and Kalique carefully considers his advice. Kalique’s other servants are all exceeding attractive and decorative. Every member of Kalique’s entourage appears calm and relaxed, and they seem to regard their mistress with the utmost respect.

2. Titus has Famulus, who is basically presented as his fixer; Titus is clearly more interested in pleasure than running his affairs, and seems to take a fairly hands-off approach. He trusts Famulus to remain on top of everything and is wise to do so, since she is extremely capable. His other servants are very decorative and you can tell he’s probably banged every last one of them. And that’s without going into Titus’s splice harem, which is totally a thing (I cannot wait to gif the hell of it).

3. Balem appears to travel only with his pimp-masked guard, but pressgangs Mr Night (the manager of the Jupiter Refinery) into serving as his dogsbody for the duration of the film. He also has a legion of Sargorn bodyguards, but it should (again) be noted that they do not travel with him; they only meet him at the refinery. Balem also has two female robot servants at the refinery, who are (surprise surprise!) attractive and scantily clad (however, they do appear to serve specific administrative functions). Every member of Balem’s entourage appears to be terrified of him, and his servants are visibly shaken during his outbursts. Mr Night is driven to alcoholism by the end of the film (this is canon, not meta - he does get drunk in the Bolotnikov house and you see a bottle of vodka by his chair).

I’ll allow you all to draw your own conclusions from that, but I found this really neat. A lot of thought was clearly given to the servants, since they really do reflect the natures of their respective masters.

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Advising

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The Hunter was in the room so fast he didn’t have time to react, when he made contact with him, it felt as if all the air was knocked from his lungs. The gun fell from his hands, and just barely out of his reach. He saw that the Hunter was on Lady Kalique, and that he didn’t have time to get up and get the gun and save her. 

Instead he opted to kick a fortunately placed chair into the Hunter’s leg hopefully knocking him down or at least loosening his grip on Lady Kalique

Kalique still struggled against the hunter, but thankfully Malidictes moved fast enough to hit the hunter’s leg with a wonderfully placed chair. For a moment, she was released and able to take in a gulp of air, gasping and coughing, before the hunter shot back at Malidictes and caught Kalique by the throat again before she completely crumpled to the floor beneath them.

Kalique’s breathing was hindered once again and she struggled to scratch at the hunter’s hand, to grab a gun, anything —

"Your death will fetch us a hefty bounty," The hunter hissed, his face close to Kalique’s. If Malidictes didn’t do something soon, he would not have an entitled to advise.

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Seeing a shot coming for him, he quickly threw himself out of the way, he was nervous, he had run out of weapons, and had no more furniture to use against this hunter. Knowing the Entitled came before the Adviser, he did the only thing he had left. 

Running toward the hunter he lunged onto his back and bit into his neck, at the same time he tried to move his fingers towards his eyes to dig into them with his hands. Biting down on his neck with all his force he felt blood, and it disgusted him, but he was desperate to save his Lady Kalique.

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“I apologize for my extended absence, I was buried in a deep pile of paperwork, you see Ms. Famulus, and Mr. Night are no where as good as me with legal work, and they required my assistance.” 

Of course they had to admit I was better to get my help.