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@askmaxgetadoodle
Hey! Hey you! Do you like Sam & Max? Are you legally an adult? Are you interested in art of our two favorite freelance police…batter-dipping the corn dog? Oscillating the unmentionables? Doing the horizontal greased-weasel tango? Rubbing…the unicorn?
The mods of the FreelanceSquad blog are formally inviting you to join our 18+ Sam and Max discord server!
If you’re interested in joining, or want more information, head on over to SamandMaxxxTrial on tumblr!
What's your favorite color, small shark-fanged bunny man?
Max: “Red! It’s tastes the best!”
hows it being married to that sam?
Max: “It’s pretty great.”
Sam: “Wow Max, that’s awfully uncharacteristically sweet of you.”
Max: “He’s my enabler and he’s head over heels for me.”
Sam: “Never change, Max.”
hey max who tops?? ? 👀✨
Max: “I top obviously!”
Sam: “Ahem... I think they might mean... considering other bedroom-related activities...”
Max: “Oh... I top obviously!”
hey max can you draw lorne? :)
Max: “One creepy stalker coming up!”
Sam: “I don’t think I want to see Lorne’s face on our wall... Have some papers again.”
Max: “Reasonable.”
Max: “But what if the commissioner calls us?”
Sam: “Darn crackers, you’re right Max! Let’s go buy a new phone after lunch. Now let’s see what drawing of our friend for life looks like.”
Max: “...I’ll spare you by tearing this into tiny pieces and eat it.”
Sam: “Well, okay then.”
your work is so good, max. keep it up buddy!
Max: “You got it, loud head voice!”
Max: “ ‘Cuz God made me a snack!”
Sam: “You can knead him into different shapes like play-doh.”
Hiya max i wanna know what your relation ship with the geek do you treat her as a aquantince daugter or just as a freaind.
Max: “Oh! The basement person! He--”
Sam: “Isn’t the Geek a ‘she’?”
Max: “...I don’t know. I haven’t asked.”
Sam: “Let’s ask them together.”
Max: “Geek’s the one who got me crayons in the first place, so I guess they’re cool.”
Sam: “Yep. A cool Geek. ...Is that really what they look like?”
Where do the crayons keep going? Are the rats taking them?
Sam: “Max. Where are the crayons going?”
Max: “. . . I plead the fifth.”
What was your guy’s favorite things to do as teens?
Max: “Sam was a total nerd! I was up to beating bullies and getting chicks.”
Sam: “You don’t even like girls, what are you talking about?”
Max: “Who’s talking about girls?”
Hey Max, how does it feel to be the cutest gosh dang bunny rabbit in the whole wide world? ❤︎
Max: “Stop it! You’re making me blush!”
Sam: “Are you painting on the wall again? Better move the couch so Geek won’t see it later”
what's the most embarrassing thing Sam has done in your opinion
Max: “I... can’t... forgive...”
Sam: “I have stocked up on banjos since Max insists on breaking them. ...Anyways, here’s Wonderwall.”
How many times have you and Sam gotten married?
Max: “I lost count.”
Sam: “Sometimes we skip a few to get to the funny numbers. Like 69, heh heh.”
Max: “Or 80,085!”
Sam: “Oh yeah. Let’s use that one next time.”
💕 Hi Max! Could you draw a portrait of Sam?
Max: “...OH, you mean that Sam! Uhm, sure I guess. I look at him so much I can basically draw him out of memory alone! No references!”
Sam: “Wait, you know other Sams?”
Hey Max, what's the most difficult thing you've ever eaten?
Max: “My maw can digest anything! And anything I can’t eat, I have spare teeth in a box to chew it for me!”
Sam: “Oh, show them my baby teeth”
Hello! How are you today? :)
“I poured chocolate syrup all over a hairbrush and Sam mistook it for a fudgesicle and I can’t stop laughing!!!”
Sam: “Shut up Max”
Hey Max, where do you keep your gun? 👀✨
Max: We keep our guns anywhere! Closet, fridge, in bed, in the homeless guy outside our building. But usually in our hands!
Sam: What about when we’re out on a case?
Max: In the perp’s face!!!
Max: Sam’s so crafty, he made me this postbox out of an old shoe box we found outside last week!
Sam: What are you going to use it for?
Max: To answer any questions tumblr might have.
Sam: What’s tumblr?
Max: A collective term for the voices in my head.
