What A Mess

I have better things to do, yet here I am.

[totallycorrectlovquotes]

Kurogiri: God, please give me patience.

Shigaraki: I think you mean strength-

Kurogiri: If God gave me strength, you’d all be dead.

[faketextsfromlastmight]

Kurogiri : So what is it your company does to make money?

All For One : Murder children.

Kurogiri : [gasp]

All For One : As in, “children who commit murders”.

Kurogiri : Oh thank God! I thought you were some kind of horrible person.

[askmistdad]

W-were am I? How did I get here? H-hello? -Eri

Well hello, child. You seem lost—why don’t you let me help?

[askmistdad]

So does mistdad know about ofa and did afo tell him ?

((I’m assuming this is a question for mod, since it’s addressing ‘mistdad’—and yes! I think mistdad knows.

Also, I apologize for the late reply! Mods phone broke, oops))

[askmistdad]

Oh so you're a dad joke type of guy too?

I wasn’t aware one had to be a father to enjoy these sorts of things. You could say that it wasn’t very...ap-‘parent‘

[askmistdad]

Oh, so you like puns? Are you sure this is a pun-ishment you are willing to accept?

Oh, that was a good one—though I find a good sense of humor is not a punishment, but a necessity.

Every joke requires a good...‘pun’chline.

[askmistdad]

Here have a banana 🍌 bc I find you a-peel-ing!!! :D

This is a terrible use of the English language, and yet I find myself enjoying it.

[trash-and-only-mha-trash]

Free our mist dad, Shigaraki needs him

[ask-meme-addicts]

Time for firsts! Send ☝ + an action or activity for my muse to talk about their first time trying it

[askmistdad]

I would literally die for you.

Perhaps you will need to.

[askmistdad]

tell us about ur childhood

What would you like to know? I assure you it’s not a particularly heart-warming story.

[askmistdad]

How old are you, sir?

Now isn’t that a rude question to ask.

[askmistdad]

What if I caught some of your mist in a jar? Does it stay purple? Does it stay connect to you until the jar is closed, or until I’m farther away?

It would remain in its current form—color and shape wise—until it was disconnected from me by the jar lid. Once mist has been separated from my body, and I am not in control of it, it simply ceases to exist.

I apologize for any disappointment, but dissipation is a normal part of life and one we must all get used to.

[askmistdad]

*Hands you Eri* here, here’s another blue haired, red eyed child that killed their family and got taken in by a villain. I’m sure she could use a parental figure unaffected by a dangerous contact quirk. What do you think :)?

I could always use another pawn, I mean, ’ward‘. I’ll make sure she gets a proper upbringing, if you entrust her to me.

Come, my child.

[askmistdad]

Hello mr nomu :)

Do not call me that. I am Kurogiri, a human and a villain that is far superior to those beasts.

If you attempt to degrade me in that way again, I will not be so courteous as to let you off with a warning.

[askmistdad]

Does the name 'Shirakumo Oboro' do anything to you?

Should it?

The league has many victims. One name out of hundreds does not matter to me.

[askmistdad]

Do you ever feel like you had a "rocky" start in life? :3c

Don’t we all? My past is why I am here, and who I am today. Rocky or not, the present is going as smoothly as possible.