Totally Correct Things Said By The League Of Villains

Things that absolutely, most definitely, were said by the League of Villains at some point. I promise.

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Mr. Compress: Why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy stars when the ultimate star is me.

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Dabi: The only thing I’ve got going for me is that I’m the hotter sibling.

Shigaraki: Aren’t you an only child?

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Dabi: It’s just like chess. Sometimes, to win, you have to sacrifice your king.

Shigaraki: That’s exactly how you lose.

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Toga: I have an idea.

Midoriya: We’re not going to murder anyone.

Toga: I don’t have any ideas.

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Twice: I never thought I’d say this but I think I know what’s going on inside your head.

Dabi: Welcome to the terror dome.

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Shigaraki: Who buys an umbrella? You can get them for free from coffee shops in the metal cans.

Mr. Compress: Those belong to people.

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Toga: Oh hey, Izuku… What are you doing here?

Midoriya: On the contrary, what are you doing here? This is my house, after all.

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Twice: Come back.

Twice: I miss you.

Twice: Where did you go?

Twice: Are you mad at me?

Twice: Please come back.

Hawks: I was gone for two minutes. How much attention do you need?

Twice: All of it.

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Shigaraki: Kurogiri is fiercely loyal. He’ll do the right thing for you even if you can’t see it for yourself. He’s saved my *ss countless of times.

Kurogiri: It’s twelve. I counted.

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Uraraka: We can make this work! We’re Romeo and Juliet!

Toga: It didn’t work for Romeo and Juliet. That play ends up in a tragic double suicide.

Uraraka: That’s how it ends? Why do people like it so much?

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Shigaraki: Alright, questions?

Toga: If cows ruled the world, would they drink human milk?

Shigaraki: About the mission.

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Toga: Who buys an umbrella? You can get them for free from coffee shops in the metal cans.

Midoriya: Those belong to people.

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Twice: You know what they say: if the feather fits.

Mr. Compress: Twice, it’s the shoe, if the shoe fits.

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Bakugo: That's a pretty rock.

Toga: Ochako gave it to me.

Uraraka: I threw it at you.

Toga: She's very sweet.

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Dabi: You know what happens with spoiled kids who do whatever they want?

Shoto: What?

Dabi: They become Kardashians.

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Dabi: Take off your shirt.

Twice: What? No. Take off your shirt.

Dabi: I want to take a look at your wound, idiot.

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Twice: Take off your shirt.

Dabi: What? No. Take off your shirt.

Twice: I want to take a look at your wound, idiot.