Ask Moghedien

You appear in an office. There are bookshelves on every wall. In the center of the room, a woman sits at a cluttered desk hunched over a book. Despite being the picture of stress, she has a very regal appearance. Upon closer look, you realize she is none other than Moghedien, the spider. You wisely choose not to bother her with ridiculous questions. Instead, you place a note on her desk and quietly leave the room. Perhaps she will get back to you later.

[askmoghedien]

Which of the Forsaken you should fight: Updated Edition

Demandred: There's no way in hell you'll even get close enough. The fucker's an one man army with just enough issues to match. You can try throwing a rock or screaming?

Rahvin: Will you regret it? Yes. Will it be absolutely satisfying? Of course. Will it be for a good cause? Indeed it will. Fight him. Deck him so hard the rest of his hair turns white. I'll be cheering on you.

Aginor: Still a nerd. Fucking go for it.

Asmodean: Break. His. Hand. Give him a taste of his own damn medicine. On the other hand, you probably went into this underestimating him and deserve whatever you get.

Ishamael: Go Punch A Nihilist. I mean, you'll die, I'll die, we'll all die, so honestly, there's literally no reason not to.

Lanfear: Please.

Semirhage: Don't. Do not. Do not fight Semirhage. Don't. No. She will make you and me both regret ever being born. Do not fight Semirhage.

Mesaana: What kind of a sick bastard are you? She did you no harm. She wanted your children to live on the winning side. Give her some damn recognition.

Balthamel: I'm all for a good episode of Punch A Historian but he's going to enjoy it. Don't give him the satisfaction.

Be'lal: Who

Moghedien: If you can weed her out, you can wreck her shit into the next Age. I wholeheartedly endorse fighting Moghedien. Go get her.

Sammael: If you have experience with beating up children on the playground, this is going to be nothing like it.

Graendal: Don't fight Graendal. Just don't. No. Are you stupid? No.

M'Hael: Feed him a knuckle sandwich so good the grease will just leave his hair. I'm beginning to fear that is the only way for it to happen.

[deadsnainside]

Mayon Volcano and the Milky Way

Photo by Mark Terence Sy Edited by Raymond Cruz

[askmoghedien]

You're a chicken and Colonel sanders is hungry, what do you do? You can't channel or get help. ((for the purposes of this you know who sanders is))

I employ the same principle that I use in all aspects of my life: not dying.

[askmoghedien]

If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, only one food that you eat for three meals a day until you die, what would it be?

Soup.

[alternativepurple-deactivated20]

[askmoghedien]

Mistress, if I may, what are you reading at the moment, to be so engrossed?

Extremely important documents (and definitely not any of those ridiculous yet somewhat entertaining popular Third Age books).

[ghostlywriterr]

John Rylands Library. Manchester, UK.

[askrahvin]

Who do you think is more cowardly, Asmodean or Moghedien?

Hmmmmm that’s a tough one. I’d probably have to say Moghedien, though.

[askmoghedien]

Hey! I’m not cowardly - I just prefer not to put myself in a position where I could potentially die if I can help it.

[just--space]

NGC2506, Open Cluster in Monoceros

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[askmoghedien]

How easily will you sell out and join the light? We have balefire retardant suits if you are worried about safety

“Will”? You’d have to offer more than balefire retardant suits. The Great Lord’s offer was immortality and power, so if you can’t offer at least that…

[bellerophontheobscuremyth-deact]

Yeah well you haven’t actually gotten any of those things have you? all you have is a necklace tied to a psycho. I’m sure the DO didn’t tell you this but once he gets power you are totally getting deleted along with all of time and space. Join us and become asmodean 2.0

[askmoghedien]

“Asmodean 2.0″?! Okay, any chance of me ever taking your meager offer is gone just for that.

[wonderland-nix]

[askmoghedien]

How easily will you sell out and join the light? We have balefire retardant suits if you are worried about safety

“Will”? You’d have to offer more than balefire retardant suits. The Great Lord’s offer was immortality and power, so if you can’t offer at least that...

[askmoghedien]

Why do you have so many duplicates? is it to help you avoid Nynaeve?

I really don’t have that many decoys. Sometimes they just appear and as long as they’re useful, I allow some of them to continue to exist.

[moghedien]

I love whenever uaf people call Moghedien “spider moggy” because that’s basically Spider Spider and Moghedien is indeed the Forsaken equivalent of Moon Moon

[askmoghedien]

...rude.

[askmoghedien]

Hey moghedien! Aginor, Semirhage and I have been working on a sub-breed of Myrrdraal that is spliced with spiders. They have the lower body of a giant spider, the fluidity of a gholam, and a really sexy myrrdraal torso and head (if you think myrrdraal are sexy anyways). We so far have made 861, and they are designated to be your personal legion. -xoxo

I don’t think anything is sexy.

And this creature sounds horrifying. Wait, why would Semirhage even be involved in this?

[all--smite-deactivated20181216]

Loki means business

[askmoghedien]

If you had the chance to kill three of your fellow Chosen, who would you eliminate, assuming that your victory was assured and that you would not suffer any repercussions from the Great Lord?

No.

I am not going to answer this. If I were to answer truthfully, those who are named would be alerted. Even if I named three randomly, I could face repercussions from those named and anyone who still needs those three alive. That’s a risk I will not take.