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@askmsmowz
(( apologies for being gone, again! I'm hosting a zine over on twitter and it's been eating up my time... I'm gonna try and post the next update here again soon! Very sorry :( I know my updating here is all over the place haha...))
“LEGAL” NAME: Mowzentine Squeakins ALIAS[ES]: Ms. Mowz, Mowzie
AGE: 25 GENDER | SPECIES: Genderfluid | Squeek PLACE OF BIRTH: Mushroom Kingdom CURRENT LIVING CONDITIONS: Apartment in Rogueport SPOKEN LANGUAGES: English OCCUPATION: Owner of Lovely Howz of Badges, Badge Thief CRIMINAL RECORD: None because she hasn’t been caught DRINK | SMOKE | DRUGS: Yes | No | No LIKE[S]: Badges, her gf, romcoms, fashion, exploring DISLIKE[S]: Her past, rude people, horror movies/loud sounds FEAR[S]: Death, getting overthrown by the Shadow Queen, being outted and rejected PERSONALITY TRAITS: Flirty, tries to play it cool but is easily excited. Has anxiety but it isn’t usually an issue.
{ P H Y S I C A L I N F O R M A T I O N }
HAIR COLOR: White with a red ombre
EYE COLOR: heterochromia, Light Blue and Green
HEIGHT: 5′3″
TATTOOS: None.... yet
{ F A M I L Y I N F O R M A T I O N }
SIBLING[S]: Timmy PARENT[S]: Mother and father, both alive and well CHILDREN: None PETS[S]: None
{ R E L A T I O N S H I P I N F O R M A T I O N }
SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Pan but mostly girls RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Dating
REPOST. DON’T REBLOG.
(( New icon while we wait to figure out where Ms. Mowz has run off to now! Perhaps we wont be hearing from her for a bit? ))
This is- this is-!!
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...I'm screwed.
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I can't let you do that...!!
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Sis wait Mowzie isn't feeling good can't this wait?!
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....Phone’s for you, dearie....
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Half Squid, Half... Koopa?
Anyone who knew Shelly would know that Halloween was far and away the koopa’s favorite holiday. Elaborate costumes called for elaborate cosmetics, which allowed the stylist to really flex her skills on clients who came to her for help making their ideas come to life. And, of course, there was trying out the wildest costume ideas on herself, often pushing her outside her usual comfort zones, but with amazing results. Yes, it went without saying that Halloween was Shelly’s favorite time of year, and as it turned out, there was only one thing that made it even better:
Spending Halloween with a girlfriend.
Having Ms. Mowz at her side only inspired Shelly even more as the spookiest time of year rolled around, leading to many enthusiastic discussions over what couples costumes they just had to try. Last year, they had to get prepared in separate rooms just to keep the two lovebirds from spending more time flirting than getting ready, but this time, Shelly had another plan. When Mowz came over to the salon that afternoon, she was surprised to find Shelly, already in full costume, greeting her. She had gotten ready early, for the express purpose of personally being the one to give her girlfriend her Halloween makeover. She was the best at this, after all, and Mowzie deserved nothing but the best!
… Well, that, and so she could shamelessly flirt with her the whole time while getting her ready. That too.
Which brings us to now, as Shelly did one final pass across Mowz’s scalp with her clippers. Sure, she was already using no guard on the clippers, assuring that only the shortest pelt of magenta hair was being left behind, but… Mowzie really did seem to love the feeling of being buzzed, and Shelly was more than happy to indulge her a little longer. Once she was done, she set the clippers aside and massaged her girlfriend’s head with her fingers - no practical purpose for it, really, she just loved feeling that super-short fuzz on her girlfriend. Shameless flirting finished, she helped Mowz out of the salon chair and pulled her over to the mirror, allowing the couple to check out their completed costumes side-by-side for the first time.
“So, what do you think… Agent 8?”
[[Super-Special Thanks to @askmsmowz for the pic! Shelly and Mowz are Agents 3 and 8 from Splatoon!]]
Even with all that had been happening, Ms. Mowz couldn’t help but be excited. She had always loved Halloween, but it was so much more lovely with Shelly around. Finally, she had someone who wanted to match with her and who was willing to go the extra mile! Of course, getting to flirt with her girlfriend for hours as they got ready certainly sweetened the deal even more.
Ms. Mowz couldn’t help but giggle as Shelly ran her hands through her freshly cut and dyed hair. She wouldn’t have minded staying like this longer, but they had better plans!
“I! Love! It!!! I might just have to keep it like this!!” She exclaimed as she turned around to give Shelly a small kiss. “Cmon, _Three_ let’s get going!!”
Nope, not even a demon could ruin their night!
(( @askcujothechainchomp , Ms. Mowz and @thekoopacosmetologist have arrived!!))
Goombella, please, stop it, don’t look at it....!!
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What- and how- are you hiding from me?
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Viewer beware! You're in for a scare! For the entire month of October until after Halloween, this magic anonymous makes your muses monstrous!!!
Despite how hard she resisted, the Queen took over. Slowly, slowly, her body began to crystallize, and she knew the end was near…. there was nothing she could do. The end was already here.
JUST KNOW, FOOLISH GIRL. SHE’LL NEVER LISTEN TO YOU WITHOUT MY HELP.
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Reblog this if your muse is protective of their loved ones.
(( been kinda curious, what are you all thinking of the plot so far? ))
JUST GET AWAY FROM ME!!
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Mowzie, how are you gonna get your, uh, visitor evicted? And once you do, what are your plans for the future?
“Uh, I really haven’t been able to think about it, because uh… Well….”
“YOU ARE NOT ESCAPING ME.”
“Yeah everytime I even think of thinking about it…. she pops in, and I’m scared of what she’d do if I even tried to-”
“YOU DO NOT NEED TO THINK OF IT. WHEN I HAVE BUILT UP MY STRENGTH, I WILL DISCARD YOU LIKE THE MEANINGLESS HUSK YOU ARE. PERHAPS IF YOU ARE OBEDIENT, I WILL LET YOU LIVE.”
“Yeah uh….. When she gets out of me we’re all doomed so um… I hope it doesn’t happen anytime soon….”
