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Pine/Blair, 27, Scottish, ze/zir or he/him 💜 Queer transmasc system with a laundry list of neurodivergences & Mystery Meatsuit Problems ♿ Fan of seals, bad jokes and videos game 🦭 Not an Adult Blog™ but also not child-friendly, do with that info what you will 🤘

[thesealfriend]

Hey so I'm finding it harder and harder to curate the brainrot out of my feed and get away from the Online Panopticon and the shit I've dealt with has led me to start acting irrationally even when people are reasonable so I am gonna just. Not be on here for a while.

Hopefully I'll be back sometime when I have the opportunity to properly reset my enclosure so to speak but til then, peace out take care of each other and try not to get caught in the moral ocd torment nexus.

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[fleshdyke]

birds have truly mastered feathers like what do you Mean they can be shiny. how fucking cool is that

[fleshdyke]

glossy ibis

european starling

greater blue eared starling

nicobar pigeon

purple martin

glowing puffleg

violet backed starling

+ special shoutout to rob garren and his purple poultry project. he is breeding his chickens to be very shiny and very purple

[localairport]

Turns out if the maintenance crews stop waxing them, planes have body hair.

[localairport]

Dont hide this in the tags

[aviatrix-ash]

Piper needs a good spa day 🪒

[localairport]

Turns out if the maintenance crews stop waxing them, planes have body hair.

[localairport]

Dont hide this in the tags

[aviatrix-ash]

Piper needs a good spa day 🪒

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[the-crafty-butcher-blog]

[louisegluckpdf]

next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

[star-thief]

[notahorseindisguise]

am i wrong ???? like i feel like knowing that "when its summer in the northern hemisphere its winter in the southern hemisphere" is absolutely assumed knowledge for all global citizens connected by the internet..... like 1 this is information you learnt when you were 6 and 2 if youre online you interact with australians kiwis and with south americans and with south africans and people from the southern hemisphere all the time. how can you not know this basic knowledge

[notahorseindisguise]

no the fuck it isnt ????????????? if its summer in the us its summer in europe and its summer in china and its summer all across the northern hemisphere

[lakevida]

nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

[lakevida]

my aunt's new guy broke into my ex uncle's garage and filled his bowling balls with caulk

[mothric]

[willgrahamscock]

“I would die for my kids” your children want an apology

[willgrahamscock]

your made up scenario isn’t real (shocker) and makes no difference when your kids are starving for your acknowledgment of the pain you caused them. you’re only performing the role of a good parent, without having to actually do any heavy lifting

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"I would die for my kids" okay cool. would you improve yourself for them?

[inexchangeforyoursoul]

tl;dr if everyone is guilty, big brother longer needs to differentiate between slave and free man when meting out punishment

(in case anyone needs an example/breakdown to illustrate the current problem)

[robotlyra]

Also let's not kid ourselves, the wealthy and powerful will still have access to all the porn and sexual indulgence they want, because their law is only binding to the rest of us as their servant class.

If the president of the united states can be a convicted sexual abuser who never faces consequences for his crime, the illegalization of porn was never about harm prevention, just about furthering the systems of control that restrict sexual satisfaction to those who rule the rest of us.

[marzipanandminutiae]

one thing about history is that you have to be prepared for people to act/react/behave/speak in a way that is not what you'd have them do, and not rush to erase or editorialize it

historical trans people are going to say they were born in the wrong body sometimes

historical gay people are going to call their lovers "my friend," or their attraction a sin despite never trying not to act on it, sometimes

historical enslaved people are going to speak positively about things their enslavers did for them sometimes

historical women- even very active, independent women -are going to be anti-suffragists sometimes

and it is important to realize that your discomfort does not overrule their right to be posthumously viewed as complex, nuanced individuals

[marzipanandminutiae]

one thing about history is that you have to be prepared for people to act/react/behave/speak in a way that is not what you'd have them do, and not rush to erase or editorialize it

historical trans people are going to say they were born in the wrong body sometimes

historical gay people are going to call their lovers "my friend," or their attraction a sin despite never trying not to act on it, sometimes

historical enslaved people are going to speak positively about things their enslavers did for them sometimes

historical women- even very active, independent women -are going to be anti-suffragists sometimes

and it is important to realize that your discomfort does not overrule their right to be posthumously viewed as complex, nuanced individuals

[theriverbeyond]

kittens are amazing bc they're like what if a wayward ball of lint was also made of knives

[coughloop]

if you were a skilled glassblower what bong would you make that doesnt currently exist

I THINK I COULD CREATE THE BONG OF CHANGE

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

just had an absolutely atrocious thought

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[eggshellsareeat]

Notes are in complete agreement

[csny]

i think getting an undergrad degree should come with a free "second try" voucher, where if you want to go get a second different degree from any school because you picked the wrong thing as a 17 year old, its totally free to try again