my honey bee;

Jordan Stern. 20. Cheerio. Clumsy cutie. Everybody's bestie. Don't mind the neckbrace, please. I love sunflowers. Ask me anything!

[askneckbracecheerio]

This is, like, totally random, but has anybody else noticed that they keep seeing angel numbers around or is it just me? I feel like something's up, but Google is really confusing about what they're supposed to mean. I'm either going on a new adventure or I'm on the right path... Maybe I'm on the right path for a new adventure? Does that make sense?

[askneckbracecheerio]

wait, is that JORDAN STERN? they kinda look a lot like SABRINA CARPENTER, don’t they? i heard the TWENTY year old is known as the KLUTZ around mckinley. it seems like they auditioned to be in THE TROUBLETONES which is so lame? people at campus have said they’re PASSIONATE, but don’t be fooled since they’re also UNCOORDINATED. rumor has it, you can find them at CHEERIOS when they aren’t belting show tunes. their entire vibe revolves around LONG HAIR PULLED INTO A BRAID, A NECK BRACE THAT NEVER SEEMS TO COME OFF, and FRESHLY MANICURED NAILS but no one pays attention to that here in ohio.

auditioning with the song kill bill by sza

HEADCANONS

Jordan comes from a long line of cheerleaders who are also clumsy. It's safe to say that she's been very well acquainted with a doctor since she was very young. While she hasn't always been in a neck brace, it has been a staple of her look since college has hit. She always seems to either have it on or some form of cast on a limb. It's a wonder how she stays a part of the Cheerios or The Troubletones considering she's always hurt somehow.

She has a deep interest in superstition due to her clumsiness. It's essentially been a tradition passed down from her family to be extremely superstitious and spiritual. One could say that it's probably not working out properly or she's doing it backwards somehow, but she still has her little traditions and beliefs that she does nearly daily to protect herself from what she calls the "spooky ookies."

Jordan is quite literally everyone's friend regardless of whether they know who she is or not. She will force herself into just about any group and attempt to make a friend. Someone has to be absolutely destructive when speaking to her to get her to actually back off. She is also very blunt when it comes to her thoughts, so if she believes something is weird or freaky, she will have no problem saying it. #nofilter

BASIC INFORMATION

full name: Jordan Celeste Stern

nicknames: Jordie, Neckbrace,

gender: Female

pronouns: She/her

sexuality: Pansexual

age: 20

date of birth: November 11

zodiac sign: Scorpio

clubs & teams: The Troubletones, Cheerios

major: Psychology

WANTED CONNECTIONS

platonic soulmate: Someone Jordan knows she can always count on and rely on. Someone who checks all the boxes in a platonic sense, but others could confuse for romantic.

unlikely friends: Someone who people would never think Jordan would be caught dead with, but she loves this friend lots and they have a lot of fun together.

friends with benefits: Self-explanatory. Someone who relieves the frustrations of daily life and also doesn't seem to mind the fact that she's clumsy as hell. Maybe someone who's even taken care of her when she's gotten injured and made it better with some benefits.

mentor: Someone Jordan looks up to and wants to emulate. Someone who guides her on how to be the best she can be in Cheerios or the Troubletones.

practice buddy: Someone Jordan practices tarot and other mystical things that she studies on. Someone who's willing to be a spiritual guinea pig for her.

other connections always up for discussion!

[duallpa]

SABRINA CARPENTER Espresso (Behind the Scenes)