AskNerdDash!

Rainbow Dash's Blog about Awesome! I mean Science!

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Sunset: Gotta admit it. Didn’t do any of my homework either.

SciTwi: I can’t believe this!

Sunset: Hold up! I do think homework is important and I did do homework.

SciTwi: Oh thank goodness.

Sunset: Doing rich kid’s homework paid for my bills through high school. Really appreciated all those Crystal Prep kids.

SciTwi: I REALLY CAN’T BELIEVE THIS! MY OWN WIFE!

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Dash: The Shadowbolts have been doin’ a lot. I’ll get back to you on that.

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Mod: Hey, sorry about being slow. Tryin’ to script out ideas for some of the asks, but sometimes work and depression just kicks your butt. Feel free to send asks though.

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Dash: It’s been getting harder to get time with all the girls together, but I’m glad we still find time for each other.

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Dash: Somebody call Sunset to reset Twilight.EXE

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Scootaloo: Guess you gotta tell Applejack to stop feeding you pies.

Dash: Look kid, just because you got taller than me all the sudden doesn’t mean I have to take your reasonable and well meaning advice.

Scootaloo: Okay, no need to get defensive about it.

Dash: Maybe I like being the shortest. Did you ever think about that?

Scootaloo: I mean, you do always tell us that.

Dash: Yeah! That’s because it’s true! And I don’t feel weird or slightly jealous or something stupid like that.

Scootaloo: I-I think I should head home now.

Dash: And you can’t even drive! I’ve been driving long enough to have my driver’s license suspended, twice!

Scootaloo: *rides off on her electric scooter*

Dash: That’s right! I’m the mature one.

Dash: ...very mature.

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Mod: None of the animations wanted to work well in my editor. Frame pacing issues with the way I did the animation and stuff.

This is how the run cycle was supposed to look. I really liked it.

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SciTwi: You know, we could teach you about geology.

Sunset: Yeah, it’s not hard, just a fair amount of memorization.

Trixie: Hmm, and this knowledge would allow the Adept and Talented Trixie to impress Maud. Oh and Trixie will also have two beautiful teachers.

SciTwi: *blushes*

Sunset: Don’t make her blush. Only I’m allowed to do that.

Trixie: Trixie does love it when you get bossy.

Sunset: DO NOT MAKE ME BLUSH (only Twilight is allowed to do that).

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Granny Smith: Applebloom ‘n Mac tol’ me y’all were tryin’ to get me some grandkids last night.

Applejack: Wha-what?!

Granny Smith: Now, now. I ain’t mad atcha. Yer young and y’all wanna grow up fast, but y’all should focus on yer school first and more importantly-

Applejack: Granny, I swear we weren’t doin-

Granny Smith: WHEN ARE YOU GETTIN’ MARRIED?!

Applejack: Uhh

Granny Smith: These old legs won’t be able to dance at yer wedding if ya wait too long now.

Applejack: Uuuuuhhhhhhh

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Just stop standing outside their door

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Granny Smith: Applebloom ‘n Mac tol’ me y’all were tryin’ to get me some grandkids last night.

Applejack: Wha-what?!

Granny Smith: Now, now. I ain’t mad atcha. Yer young and y’all wanna grow up fast, but y’all should focus on yer school first and more importantly-

Applejack: Granny, I swear we weren’t doin-

Granny Smith: WHEN ARE YOU GETTIN’ MARRIED?!

Applejack: Uhh

Granny Smith: These old legs won’t be able to dance at yer wedding if ya wait too long now.

Applejack: Uuuuuhhhhhhh

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Dash: I haven’t had a photo shoot in almost a year...

Rarity: Well, at least you’re full of love.

Dash: Wait, Rarity, can you make a corset for me?

Rarity: Yes, I can, but no, I will not.

Dash: What? Why not?

Rarity: Corsets do not solve any of your issues and will probably kill you in particular. Either enjoy the extra pie in your life or ask Applejack to consider some other way to share her affection.

Dash: But I like it when she feeds me a slice...

Rarity: Then the pounds are there to stay! (and goodness that’s romantic)

Dash: Auuugh, I’m gonna to talk to Twilight.

Rarity: I don’t know if Twilight is the best for romantic advice.

Dash: I don’t need romantic advice, I need her to invent an apple that doesn’t make me fat!

Rarity: ...you know what? Do that. This isn’t going to solve your problem, but I think the outcome will still be incredible (in the best and worst possible ways).

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Dash: See, that’s what purses are really for

Rarity: If you say another word Dash, I will murder you.

Dash: *gulp*...

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-Later-

Rarity: Off so soon, Pinkie?

Pinkie: Yep, gotta go see the wife. Her party is probably over now.

Rarity: The wife?

Pinkie: Girlfriend! But we’re food married.

Rarity: Ah, Sugarcoat.

Pinkie: That’s her!

Rarity: Well, I hope you two have a wonderful time.

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From that one short where they play video games together 

Merry Christmas to @alextfish (sunset) and @rollypony (fluttershy)

(sorry its late!)

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Tiny Tuesday

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Tiny froge, tiny knight

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Should I feed my pet gamer pellet or flake

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Please remember to take care of your gamer and feed them their needs.

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Trixie: The graceful and radiant Trixie is more than happy to be your Hearth’s Warming Tree’s star! After all, it takes one to know one. Hehe!

Applejack: You sure are, uh, radiant?

Dash: How are you doing that?

Trixie: It comes naturally.

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Trixie: Fluttershy and Tree Hugger kicked me out...

Dash: Not a big surprise.

Trixie: *death glare*

Applejack: So, how did you get kicked out of Fluttershy’s and Tree Hugger’s Van?

Trixie: Trixie was excited for Hearth’s Warming...so Trixie might have cooked up a treat for myself.

Dash: It was meat wasn’t it.

Trixie: Just a few measly chicken nuggets!

Applejack: Fluttershy and Tree Hugger are pretty adamant about the whole vegan stuff. How’d you forget?

Trixie: Look! To be fair to the beautiful, but sometimes negligent Trixie, thought she had bought the veggie dinosaur nuggets.

Dash: Do they even still make those? And aren’t you a little old for dino nuggies?

Trixie: IT WAS A HEARTH’S WARMING TREAT FOR THE WEARY AND LONELY TRIXIE! IF TRIXIE CANNOT HAVE THE LOVE OF ANOTHER WOMAN’S EMBRACE SHE SHALL EMBRACE THE CALORIES OF FRIED BREADING AND THE SIMULATED FLESH OF LESSER FOWL!

Trixie: ...Trixie also burnt them...

Applejack: ...Don’t they just have a microwave?

Dash: YOU BURNT CHICKEN NUGGETS IN THE MICROWAVE! BWAHAHA!

Applejack: Didn’t you burn your baked apple just yesterday?

Rainbow: Look! I burnt that for SCIENCE!

Applejack: You said it was an accident!

Rainbow: A scientific accident!

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Happy Valentines!