Ask Norman

MY NAME IS NORMAN. I AM A GIRAFFE. SEE: PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CLICK HERE AND ASK ME ANYTHING, I ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS, I AM NORMAN. THANK YOU.

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do u like butts

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What are your thoughts on the 2012 London Olympic Games?

GIRAFFES LOVE THE OLYMPICS AND LOOK FORWARD TO THEM EVERY FOUR YEARS, BUT SOMETIMES WE DON'T GET TO SEE THE OLYMPICS BECAUSE MOST GIRAFFES DO NOT OWN A TELEVISION.

SINCE MOST OF US MISS THE OLYMPICS, WE WILL SOMETIMES PUT ON OUR OWN SERIES OF GAMES. CHECK IT OUT:

THIS IS FRANK COMPETING IN THE 2012 GIRAFFE OLYMPIC GAMES. FRANK WON THE GOLD MEDAL FOR SLOW TROT THIS YEAR. LOOK AT HOW THRILLED THAT CROWD IS. WHAT AN AMAZING TURN OUT.

HERE IS THE BRAZILIAN TEAM COMPETING IN THE SYNCHRONIZED GRAZING COMPETITION. SUCH GRACE.

 THE LONG DISTANCE LICK COMPETITION.

TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION IN SHORT, I AM NORMAN. I LOVE THE OLYMPICS. 

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FOLLOW NORMAN

I AM NORMAN.

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r u a real giarffe?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT A GIARFFE IS. LOL JUST KIDDING. I KNOW YOU MEAN GIRAFFE AND YES I AM. SEE:

HELLO I AM NORMAN. 

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what makes u laugh

MOSTLY GIRAFFE RELATED HUMOR THAT ANYONE OTHER THAN A GIRAFFE WOULD NOT FIND FUNNY.

AND THIS:

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I AM NORMAN.

HELLO I AM NORMAN AND I AM A GIRAFFE AND I ANSWER QUESTIONS AND OFFER ADVICE. I AM NORMAN. THANK YOU.