OCTAN PERSONAL DELIVERY

HELLO AND WELCOME TO OCTAN'S PERSONAL DELIVERY SERVICE. MY SERIAL NUMBER IS 1088-22486-765400. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO CALL ME 1088. MY JOB IS TO DELIVER MAIL TO ROBOTS RESIDING ON OTHER FLOORS, FROM ROBOTS WHO ALSO RESIDE ON OTHER FLOORS. IF YOU NEED IT DELIVERED, I CAN DO SO.

[askoctandelivery-moved]

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[askoctandelivery-moved]

"HELLO EVERYONE, IT IS ANOTHER FANTASTIC WORK DAY AT THE OCTAN TOWER. LET'S ALL TRY TO PREFORM OUR REQUIRED TASKS AS EFFICENTLY AS POSSIBLE. SPEAKING OF REQUIRED TASKS, DOES ANYONE NEED ANYTHING DELIVERED?"

[askoctandelivery-moved]

RULES: your NAME should be set as what you do AND your serial number! your ACRONYM is the first four digits of your serial number OR A NICKNAME! have fun!

[shihonz-deactivated20140509]

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO REVERT BACK TO HOW I DREW LIKE A YEAR OR TWO AGO SO THAT 1088 COULD LOOK HELLA CUTE

HERE U GO REN UR ADORABLE ROBOT BABY

[askoctandelivery-moved]

"1088-22486-765400, ARE YOU ABLE TO DELIVER PACKAGES... THAT ARE... WELL, PACKAGES THAT CONTAIN CONSCIOUS MASTER BUILDERS?"

"IT DEPENDS ON WHO THE CONSCIOUS MASTER BUILDERS ARE BEING SENT TO. IF YOU WOULD LIKE, I CAN DELIVER THEM TO THE INTERROGATION ROOM. I CAN ALSO DELIVER THEM TO THE THINK TANK. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE THEM DELIVERED, 2685-44501-093104?”

[askoctandelivery-moved]

  He looked a tad dissapointed, but perked up immediately. “OH. WELL. THANK YOU ANYWAYS. HAVE A NICE DAY. …AGAIN. SORRY, I HAVE ALREADY SAID THIS.” 

[ask-thinktank2685]

"IT IS PERFECTLY FINE, 1088. DID YOU HAVE ANY PACKAGES THAT ARE ADDRESSED TO THE THINK TANK OR ITS SURROUNDING FLOORS? I AM HEADING THERE NOW AND WOULD NOT MIND TAKING A FEW ORDERS OFF OF YOUR HANDS."

[askoctandelivery-moved]

He thought for a second. "WELL...IS OFFICER 281362 CURRENTLY STATIONED AROUND THERE? 9201-76143-101120 REQUESTED I DELIVER A PACKAGE WITH A POSSIBLE REPLACEMENT EYE TO HIM." He looked kind of hopeful. Maybe OFF28 wasn't currently out on patrol.

[askoctandelivery-moved]

"1088-22486-765400, ARE YOU ABLE TO DELIVER PACKAGES... THAT ARE... WELL, PACKAGES THAT CONTAIN CONSCIOUS MASTER BUILDERS?"

"IT DEPENDS ON WHO THE CONSCIOUS MASTER BUILDERS ARE BEING SENT TO. IF YOU WOULD LIKE, I CAN DELIVER THEM TO THE INTERROGATION ROOM. I CAN ALSO DELIVER THEM TO THE THINK TANK. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE THEM DELIVERED, 2685-44501-093104?”

[ask-thinktank2685]

"I DO NOT NEED YOUR DELIVERY SERVICE AS OF RIGHT NOW, 1088. I WAS JUST QUESTIONING THAT MATTER FOR A FUTURE REFERENCE IN CASE I DID NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE IN TRANSPORTING A MASTER BUILDER TO ANOTHER LEVEL OF OCTAN…""

[askoctandelivery-moved]

"UNDERSTOOD. WHENEVER YOU NEED THEM DELIVERED, I WILL BE HAPPY TO DELIVER THEM FOR YOU. THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING- ER, ASKING, THE OCTAN DELIVERY SERVICE. HAVE A NICE DAY, 2685-44501-093104." He smiles happily, waving.

[ask-thinktank2685]

"YOU HAVE A NICE DAY AS WELL, 1088-22486-765400. I AM POSITIVE I WILL BE NEEDING YOUR DELIVERY SERVICE IN THE FUTURE." He returned the small wave.

[askoctandelivery-moved]

"OH, YOU ARE ALLOWED TO CALL ME 1088 IF IT IS MORE CONVIENT." He added with a blink. "ALSO…DELIVERIES HAVE BEEN SLOW TODAY. DO YOU KNOW OF ANYONE WHO NEEDS A PACKAGE DELIVERED?"

[ask-thinktank2685]

"IF YOU’D FOR LIKE ME TO ADDRESS YOU AS 1088, THEN I SHALL TAKE NOTE OF THAT AND CONTINUE TO REFER TO YOU AS SUCH. DEALING WITH OTHER DELIVERIES, I APOLOGIZE, 1088; AS I HAVE NOT HEARD OF ANY OTHER ROBOTS ON MY FLOOR NEEDING ANYTHING TO GO THROUGH OCTAN DELIVERY." A simple shrug of his shoulders followed after his reply.

[askoctandelivery-moved]

He looked a tad dissapointed, but perked up immediately. "OH. WELL. THANK YOU ANYWAYS. HAVE A NICE DAY. ...AGAIN. SORRY, I HAVE ALREADY SAID THIS." 

[customerservicebot-blog]

"ROBOT FIGHT BETWEEN 2685 AND 4053! SEE WHO WILL WIN AND PLACE YOUR BETS HERE!"

[askoctandelivery-moved]

"I WILL BE DELIVERING YOUR BETS TO 0458-24589-336587!"

[askoctandelivery-moved]

"1088-22486-765400, ARE YOU ABLE TO DELIVER PACKAGES... THAT ARE... WELL, PACKAGES THAT CONTAIN CONSCIOUS MASTER BUILDERS?"

"IT DEPENDS ON WHO THE CONSCIOUS MASTER BUILDERS ARE BEING SENT TO. IF YOU WOULD LIKE, I CAN DELIVER THEM TO THE INTERROGATION ROOM. I CAN ALSO DELIVER THEM TO THE THINK TANK. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE THEM DELIVERED, 2685-44501-093104?”

[ask-thinktank2685]

"I DO NOT NEED YOUR DELIVERY SERVICE AS OF RIGHT NOW, 1088. I WAS JUST QUESTIONING THAT MATTER FOR A FUTURE REFERENCE IN CASE I DID NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE IN TRANSPORTING A MASTER BUILDER TO ANOTHER LEVEL OF OCTAN…""

[askoctandelivery-moved]

"UNDERSTOOD. WHENEVER YOU NEED THEM DELIVERED, I WILL BE HAPPY TO DELIVER THEM FOR YOU. THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING- ER, ASKING, THE OCTAN DELIVERY SERVICE. HAVE A NICE DAY, 2685-44501-093104." He smiles happily, waving.

[ask-thinktank2685]

"YOU HAVE A NICE DAY AS WELL, 1088-22486-765400. I AM POSITIVE I WILL BE NEEDING YOUR DELIVERY SERVICE IN THE FUTURE." He returned the small wave.

[askoctandelivery-moved]

"OH, YOU ARE ALLOWED TO CALL ME 1088 IF IT IS MORE CONVIENT." He added with a blink. "ALSO...DELIVERIES HAVE BEEN SLOW TODAY. DO YOU KNOW OF ANYONE WHO NEEDS A PACKAGE DELIVERED?"

[askoctandelivery-moved]

"1088-22486-765400, ARE YOU ABLE TO DELIVER PACKAGES... THAT ARE... WELL, PACKAGES THAT CONTAIN CONSCIOUS MASTER BUILDERS?"

"IT DEPENDS ON WHO THE CONSCIOUS MASTER BUILDERS ARE BEING SENT TO. IF YOU WOULD LIKE, I CAN DELIVER THEM TO THE INTERROGATION ROOM. I CAN ALSO DELIVER THEM TO THE THINK TANK. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE THEM DELIVERED, 2685-44501-093104?”

[ask-thinktank2685]

"I DO NOT NEED YOUR DELIVERY SERVICE AS OF RIGHT NOW, 1088. I WAS JUST QUESTIONING THAT MATTER FOR A FUTURE REFERENCE IN CASE I DID NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE IN TRANSPORTING A MASTER BUILDER TO ANOTHER LEVEL OF OCTAN…""

[askoctandelivery-moved]

"UNDERSTOOD. WHENEVER YOU NEED THEM DELIVERED, I WILL BE HAPPY TO DELIVER THEM FOR YOU. THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING- ER, ASKING, THE OCTAN DELIVERY SERVICE. HAVE A NICE DAY, 2685-44501-093104." He smiles happily, waving.

[askoctandelivery-moved]

HELLO 1088! I SEEM TO HAVE...MISPLACED...A FEW OF MY SUPPLIES. IF POSSIBLE, COULD YOU DELIVER A NEW MOP TO ME? - JANITOR UNIT 1235

OH, HELLO 1235. YES OF COURSE I AM ABLE TO PERFORM THIS TASK. YOUR NEW MOP WILL BE DELIVERED IMMEDIATELY. 

[askoctandelivery-moved]

GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS 1088-22486-765400. I HAVE A PACKEGE I WOULD LIKE YOU TO DELIVER, THOUGH THE ACTUAL DELIVERY MAY SEEM A LITTLE ODD.

WHAT IS IT YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO DELIVER? I CAN DELIVER ALMOST ANYTHING. AS LONG AS IT DOES NOT TICK.

TICKING MEANS EXPLODING. I HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM DELIVERING TICKING PACKAGES. I APOLOGIZE IF YOUR PACKAGE TICKS.

[askoctandelivery-moved]

"1088-22486-765400, ARE YOU ABLE TO DELIVER PACKAGES... THAT ARE... WELL, PACKAGES THAT CONTAIN CONSCIOUS MASTER BUILDERS?"

"IT DEPENDS ON WHO THE CONSCIOUS MASTER BUILDERS ARE BEING SENT TO. IF YOU WOULD LIKE, I CAN DELIVER THEM TO THE INTERROGATION ROOM. I CAN ALSO DELIVER THEM TO THE THINK TANK. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE THEM DELIVERED, 2685-44501-093104?"

[askoctandelivery-moved]

HELLO 1088-22486-765400. I HEAR YOU ARE A DELIVERY UNIT? WOULD YOU DELIVER A PACKAGE OF MINE TO OFF28? IT CONTAINS A REPLACEMENT EYE IN CASE THEY EVER CHOOSE TO REPLACE THEIR BROKEN ONE.

OF COURSE I CAN. THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING OCTAN DELIVERY SERVICE; YOUR PACKAGE WILL BE DELIVERED EFFICIENTLY. ALSO CAREFULLY. WE ARE VERY CAREFUL.

HAVE A NICE DAY, 9201-76143-101120.

[askoctandelivery-moved]

Ever have to deliver a ticking package?

YES, ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS. SOME ROBOTS LIKE TO SEND PACKAGES OUT OF SPITE. I USUALLY DO NOT LOOK INSIDE, BUT WHEN TICKING IS HEARD, I DO NOT THINK IT IS OKAY TO DELIVER SAID PACKAGE TO IT'S SPECIFIED DESTINATION.

I DID ONE TIME. IT DID NOT TURN OUT OKAY.

[askoctandelivery-moved]

You know what makes packages better? SPARKELS (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

I THINK EVERY PACKAGE IS IMPORTANT AND ALSO TOP PRIORITY.

WHAT DO SPARKLES HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?