Where'd i pick this one up at?

My name, Onenightstand-ler was a nickname someone gave to me when i was really drunk constantly for about a week, about 3 years ago, and it stuck with everyone. Im really not as bad as the username implys, so technically im a nice guy. You can call me Ons, or Night. ugh yes my real name is Alison... i dont really like that name because its a GIRL name, shit. I just turned 18~ M!A: none at the moment ((FEEL FREE TO GIVE))

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hah, funny. that was my 200th post.

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WAT IF YOU HAD 200 PENUSES

uhm i dont even know how to aNSWER thAT? sounds like it'd be a pain to put my pants on. ugh.

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so how about some asks, hm?

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((so i was doing an old lorax click and drag i found, and all the squares where moving completely different, but when i screen shot the page and pasted it into paint

i got this.  -sarah))

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How's your rat?

she's great. she likes sleeping in my thneed. (its so soft, i mean, who wouldnt?) shes sitting on my shoulder watching my type right now.

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((i was sick today and stayed home from school, so i made a great great great grandfather snail. i like how his structure came out, but please excuse the horrible paints and paint job because i only have crappy crayola paints. im also making a scarf, if anyone wants one, message me~ -sarah))

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DEAR GOD YES PLEASE.

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ovo! I’m just now thinking of getting more noticeably into the pokemon thing than before, lemme know! I’m curious! 

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you can’t say Deino cause I ain’t got DA HAIR NO MO

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Actually im thinking of getting an ipad mini.... or maybe an ipad mickey? jk ^,^

heh mickey.. but yeah i heard that the minis were really good.

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Ipad 3, or Galaxy note s3?

huh i really prefer neither, but if i had to choose one thats better?? ipad 3?

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Hope you were safe, we don't want mini onenightstandlers running around >,>' Or maybe we do...

ugh oh god i hope that too. i never even thought about that.

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approximately how many one-nights did u have?

uh around the time i was probably to drunk to even remember, but most likely more then 5?

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OPEN CONDOM STYLE!

i was talking about this to some kid today. funny.

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Any New year resolutions?

Well, i was thinking about trying to cut down smoking more, now even more because my rat doesnt need second hand smoking.

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I need asks from you guys. its been dead around here for like, 3 days and i feel like i'm not worth following when im so unactive.

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whats eefie doing right now?

uh, right now, she's curled up in my thneed on the couch next to me. she's just kind of looking at me, with her tounge sticking out. oh, she's also holding onto a little fluff ball that i had on my little christmas tree. she seems to like it.

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do you even have a cage for that thing and food and things it needs to survive

well yeah, i mean, i have the big cage that brett and chett used to keep their hamsters in, so she'll fit in there, and it still has the water bottle and food dish. i actually had to turn around and go back to get food though.. got her some chew toys too, since she seemed to like the one that was in the box with her at first.