1. “I don’t know what the hell is wrong with me… I was fine this morning.”
2. “Leave me alone.”
3. “Don’t touch me again unless you want me to puke on you.”
4. “Can you shut up? My head is killing me.”
5. “I told you I didn’t feel good, and you made me come here anyway.”
6. “This is ridiculous, how are you not sick and I am?”
7. “Please don’t leave me in here alone.”
8. “It hurts so bad… please make it stop.”
9. “I think I need to throw up…”
10. “Is there any Pepto left?”
11. “Can you just sit with me until it’s over?”
12. “My stomach really hurts, I don’t think I can make it tonight…”
13. “I don’t get sick.”
14. “I have a stomach of steel.”
15. “It’s not a fever, I’ve been in the sun…”
16. “I’m not going to throw up, for the last time.”
17. “I don’t think it’s food poisoning. We ate the same thing, and I don’t feel bad at all.”
18. “It’s just allergies.”
19. “I don’t get sick on rides/in the car/on boats (specify)”
20. “Will you rub my back?”
21. “Can you feel my head to see if I have a fever?”
22. “Will you play with my hair?”
23. “I’m freezin’, can we cuddle?”
24. “Don’t touch my stomach right now.”
25 “Please stop touching me… I’m so gross.”
26. “You’re making me hot, I can’t sleep…”
27. “Your hands are freezing, don’t touch me.”
28. “I don’t know what I was thinking… I shouldn’t have ordered that.”
29. “Um… I think I need a bin.”
30. “I think I’m going to be sick soon.”
31. “Something’s messing with my stomach.”
32. “My stomach’s bothering me.”
33. “I don’t feel so hot.”
34. “Ugh, I think I should probably get to a bathroom.”
35. “Can we get actual tissues instead of these paper towels? My nose hurts.”
36. “I can’t breathe.”
37. “I’m freezing and sweating at the same time…”
38. “Please don’t look at me.”
39. “My head’s killing me…”
40. “My throat hurts so bad I can’t even drink water.”
41. “Do you have a cough drop?”
42. “Um, I think… I think I had too much.”
43. “What was in that? I don’t feel great…”
44. “I think I need’ta sit.”
45. “I need to get out of here, I’m gonna throw up.”
46. “I just need to eat something and I’ll be ok.”
47. “It’s not fun anymore, I’m dizzy…”
48. “Just relax, you’re going to be fine…”
49. “Calm down, you’re going to make it worse.”
50. “Well, just take care of yourself then, if you don’t want me touching you.”
51. “Do you think you can stomach some water?”
52. “We need to get this fever down.”
53. “Do you want me to rub your back/stomach?”
54. “Don’t cry. Where do you hurt?”
55. “Keep your head in the trashcan until you’re done.”
56. “If you don’t stop soon, we’re going to the ER.”
