I am so tired of shipping wars with Emma in the OUAT fandom like jfc
I’m a neutral shipper and that means I’m totally happy if she gets with either Neal or Hook cause I love them both and they’re both good for her and suit her in their own ways. But you know who I want Emma to get with?
This tree. You wanna know why?
Cause it’s a good tree. A mighty tree.
It will never hurt her because IT’S A TREE
It is beautiful and flawless because IT’S A TREE
It does not have feelings because IT’S A TREE
It cannot talk because IT’S A TREE
It will not leave its socks everywhere or burp or be gross cause IT’S A TREE
It will not be too rough in bed cause it won’t even move cause IT’S A TREE
It can not be judged for leaving her in jail or leaving her to like die in a town about to be destroyed because IT’S A TREE
IT’S A TREE AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL AND JUST GET WITH THE TREE EMMA THE TREE LOVES YOU

















