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@aprilneverdies wrote, “So there’s this boy I kinda like, right? Problem is, his sister is kind of a psycho. Oh, and my best friend. Now, I know I’m not supposed to go out with my best friend’s brother, but he’s all hot and moody and that’s such a turn on. Got any idea what I should do?” Response is here.

Audio transcript below:

“This better not be you, Mai. Calling me a psycho would be ill-advised, especially if you care at all about your father’s political career.
Anyway, good luck with Zuko. I’ve heard romance can be tough with someone who’s banished from your country.”

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@aprilneverdies wrote, “So there's this boy I kinda like, right? Problem is, his sister is kind of a psycho. Oh, and my best friend. Now, I know I'm not supposed to go out with my best friend's brother, but he's all hot and moody and that's such a turn on. Got any idea what I should do?” Audio transcript below:

“I’m not sure I see a problem here. Is something actually holding you back? Is there some stupid social rule against dating a friend’s brother? Unless your strange friend has explicitly stated that she’d murder you in your sleep if you go for it, you should probably just do what you want. I know that’s what I would do. Though if she does end up being weirdly sensitive about it, it would be a good idea to figure out who would win in a fight before making your move.”

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@queentyzula wrote, “How do you feel about Commander Zhao?” Audio transcript below:

“It’s funny you should mention him. Father promoted him to admiral just a few days ago. Zhao has been an asset to our navy for years. I’ve only met him a couple of times, but he struck me as highly ambitious, though with a dangerous level of arrogance.

Don’t get me wrong, I would never question my father’s decision, but… isn’t it strange that despite his several run-ins with the Avatar he’s still fared no better than my brother? Did you know there’s a rumor that the 16-year-old embarrassment actually managed to defeat him in an Agni Kai? Well, if that IS true, I would have stripped him of his rank then and there.”

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So I've just discovered your blog and it looks fabulous, but the audio files aren't working?? I can't hear anything...

Interesting. They are all working for me. Do audio files from other blogs play for you? It may be your connection.

Is anyone else having trouble hearing the files?

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Here’s a little holiday song from my dysfunctional family to yours. Bending around the Christmas tree In the fire palace hall. Thinking about just burning it down To watch my brother fall. Bending around the Christmas tree, My fire glows so bright. Zuko’s a clutz, I’ve told him as much. So it’s time to prove me right.

Zuko never trusts me when I tell him what to do, Decorating with no style, Now the tree is looking vile.

Bending around the Christmas tree With my brother on the floor. I swear that he slipped, he lost his grip, Don’t blame me anymore!

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@ariya-167 wrote, “Do you have any advice on gift shopping in the holiday season?” Audio transcript below:

“Gift-giving can be very useful with careful planning. For example, I always send something grand and memorable to Mai and Ty Lee in case I need their help in the future. The more expensive the gift, the more indebted to me they feel, and the more likely they are to do me favors. On the other hand, I haven’t exchanged presents with my brother in years. But I only give gifts to people who matter.”

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@darquesseworldkiller wrote, “What’s your favorite gluten free cookie recipe?”

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Audio transcript:

“I’m afraid you’re asking the wrong person. Cookies are for children, and cooking is for poor people. I can ask Ty Lee the next time I see her, if you’d like.”

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@darquesseworldkiller wrote, “What's your favorite gluten free cookie recipe?”

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Anonymous peasant wrote, “Azula, I have a crush on this guy, he’s perfect! But I don’t know how to get his attention (and keep it)…. what would you suggest?”

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Audio transcript:

“Wow. Just…fascinating. Since you’ve now subjected us all to your idiotic question, I might as well answer it.

I attended an all-girls school, so I can’t say I have a lot of experience in this…area. But usually a good way to get someone’s attention is to earn their respect. I would find something he is good at, then I’d get better at it, then I’d DESTROY HIM. Make him cry if you have to. There’s no way he will be able to ignore you then. After that it’s simple, really. Just intimidate him into dating you or something. Good luck.”

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Anonymous peasant wrote, “Azula, I have a crush on this guy, he’s perfect! But I don’t know how to get his attention (and keep it)…. what would you suggest?”

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@shamelesstycoon wrote, “Did you know that there is a tiny strand of hair swinging in front of your face?”

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Audio transcript:

“Listen here, you ignorant little ant worm! This portrait was taken just after I had completed the most complex form known to fire bending. Any flaws in my hair should pale in comparison.

It’s a shame to be so uncultured as to have no understanding of the sheer talent and power required to shoot lightning.

Maybe I should give you a demonstration.”

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I don't know why but since your hair post the audio files don't work for me? I tried from my tumblr mobile and then my office computer(as a gust, not a tumblr account) and nothing worked.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I am having similar problems with the last two audio files. They worked when I originally posted them, and then stopped for some reason. I will repost those two promptly.

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@shamelesstycoon wrote, “Did you know that there is a tiny strand of hair swinging in front of your face?”

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@ariya-167 wrote, “I’m really excited for this blog!”

Hello, peasant.



Of course you’re excited. It’s certainly a rare occasion that a member of the royal family is willing to speak with commoners. I expect you all to be very appreciative of my time. Agni knows you don’t deserve it.

As for me… you could say I have started this blog out of boredom. Since I finished school, my life has mainly consisted of training and war meetings. I needed something to break the monotony. My preference would be to assist the war effort, but until Father deems me ready, reading through your messages will have to do.

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I'm really excited for this blog!

It appears as though Tumblr will not allow me to respond to questions with audio files, so I will include it in a separate post.

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Would any of you be interested in a blog where Azula gives you bad advice, but in audio files instead of in text? Looking for an excuse to practice my voice acting, but I don’t want to commit to another blog if no one’s interested.

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Here is the transcript of my first message. I will be including a transcript with every audio message so that all you peasants are able to appreciate the great wisdom of your princess. “Greetings, peasants. This is Princess Azula of the Fire Nation speaking. I am considering gracing you all with my regular presence on this… common website. This would give you the opportunity to ask me for advice on your dull little lives. I suppose if I am feeling generous I will share my wisdom with you. But before I make any promises, I need to know that this will be worth my while. I refuse to waste my time, pathetically waiting for commoners to pay attention to me!! So. Indicate your interest with a comment or by selecting that funny picture of heart. Good evening.”