Jeremy: I think I've... almost... got it...
Jeremy: HOLY SHIT MICHAEL I DID IT!!!!!
Jeremy: ..........kind of.
Michael: No way!!! Hell yeah dude, I knew you could do it!
Michael: Wait what do you mean "kind of"?
Jeremy: Still can't get the stupid picture to work...
Michael: Ehh, fuck picture. We can just talk for now!
Jeremy: ...True! Speaking of--
Jeremy: *ahem* Hey everyone! Uhh, I'm Jeremy Heere. To make a long story short: I took an experimental supercomputer pill to improve my life--
Michael: But it sucked ASS!
Jeremy: Y-Yeah, but shit kinda hit the fan when we tried deactivating it and... *sigh* there's no way to explain this in a way that's simple...
Michael: He got turned half-robot.
Jeremy: No, that's not an accurate way to describe it--
Michael: Oh yeah! And he became an even bigger nerd than before.
Jeremy: Michael--!
Michael: Woops, sorry. An even bigger GEEK than before. My bad.
Jeremy: ...Fine.
Jeremy: Anyway this happened, like, two to three years ago. We were both in high school at the time.
Michael: Senior year!
Jeremy: And yet, finding a way to reverse this and get back into my REAL body is still not feasible... At least, so far.
Michael: He's gotten very good at doing a lot of other stuff, though!
Jeremy: Heh... Thanks...
Jeremy: O-Oh, uh, anyway! Um... Feel free to ask us anything! A-About all of this, or our lives, or anything else you feel like...
Michael: Just don't say anything gross, weirdos, I'm watching you.
Jeremy: Uh, yeah, I second that. Anyway! Ask away! :)
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Michael: Hell yeah dude, you fucking RULE!
Jeremy: Aww, whatever man! It wasn't too tricky...
Michael: So uh... what about all of that rambling we did in the beginning?
Jeremy: Oh yeah, don't worry, I'll delete that before I post this.