ASKQUEEN FURTER

[askqueenfurter]

“𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊’𝖘 𝖌𝖔𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖔 𝖇𝖊 𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖜𝖆𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖊𝖊𝖙𝖍! 𝕭𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖑𝖆𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖌𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖋!”

𝔄𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫, 𝔭𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔪𝔬𝔲𝔰 𝔭𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔰!

ℑ𝔱 𝔦𝔰 ℑ, 𝔔𝔲𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔬𝔣 𝔗𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔵𝔲𝔞𝔩, 𝔗𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔰𝔶𝔩𝔳𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔞!

𝔖𝔦𝔩𝔨 𝔰𝔱𝔬𝔠𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔤! 𝔏𝔞𝔠𝔢 𝔠𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔦𝔫! 𝔅𝔦𝔤 𝔉𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔢𝔯!

ℑ𝔱 𝔥𝔞𝔰 𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔪𝔶 𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔪𝔶 𝔡𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔟𝔬𝔶 @askfranknfurter 𝔣𝔯𝔢𝔮𝔲𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔴𝔢𝔟𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔢.

…𝔄𝔫𝔡 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔟𝔢𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔴𝔞𝔶 𝔱𝔬 𝔨𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔦𝔫 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔠𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔫 𝔱𝔬 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔪𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔯𝔳𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔰 𝔠𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔞 ‘𝔟𝔩𝔬𝔤’ 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔪𝔢 𝔞𝔩𝔰𝔬?

𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔢 ℑ 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔫’𝔱 𝔟𝔢 𝔱𝔦𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔶 𝔯𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔩 𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔟𝔶 𝔱𝔶𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔢𝔰 𝔪𝔶𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔣, 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔠𝔞𝔫 𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔢𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔢𝔰 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔡𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔩𝔶 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔪𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔰𝔠𝔯𝔦𝔟𝔢𝔡 𝔢𝔵𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔡. (𝔒𝔯 𝔢𝔩𝔰𝔢 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔟𝔬𝔡𝔶 𝔦𝔰 𝔤𝔬𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔬 𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶 𝔥𝔲𝔯𝔱.)

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I have no doubt that he’s slept with Earthlings also.. Speaking of which, I know Amaranth has another at her home. Three actually.. But she’s been less insufferable than usual lately so I’m not going to press charges. Just as long as she doesn’t make a habit out of it or anything.

- @askqueenfurter

THREE?! THREE EARTHLINGS?! My Queen, that is most certainly a habit!

[askqueenfurter]

Yes, but she’s leaving us alone! Surely it’s worth it!

[fey-ra-normalstein]

What if she brings the Earth millitary?!

[askqueenfurter]

She’s not stupid enough to do that. There will be no wars. Feyra.

The queen kissed his lips gently.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

But she might be! You don't know!

[askqueenfurter]

Our army is strong. We’ll fight them to the death, my king.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

They have... they could colonize us! Force us into their unaccepting ways!

[askqueenfurter]

That isn’t happening. Everything is going to be alright.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I have no doubt that he’s slept with Earthlings also.. Speaking of which, I know Amaranth has another at her home. Three actually.. But she’s been less insufferable than usual lately so I’m not going to press charges. Just as long as she doesn’t make a habit out of it or anything.

- @askqueenfurter

THREE?! THREE EARTHLINGS?! My Queen, that is most certainly a habit!

[askqueenfurter]

Yes, but she’s leaving us alone! Surely it’s worth it!

[fey-ra-normalstein]

What if she brings the Earth millitary?!

[askqueenfurter]

She’s not stupid enough to do that. There will be no wars. Feyra.

The queen kissed his lips gently.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

But she might be! You don't know!

[askqueenfurter]

Our army is strong. We’ll fight them to the death, my king.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I have no doubt that he’s slept with Earthlings also.. Speaking of which, I know Amaranth has another at her home. Three actually.. But she’s been less insufferable than usual lately so I’m not going to press charges. Just as long as she doesn’t make a habit out of it or anything.

- @askqueenfurter

THREE?! THREE EARTHLINGS?! My Queen, that is most certainly a habit!

[askqueenfurter]

Yes, but she’s leaving us alone! Surely it’s worth it!

[fey-ra-normalstein]

What if she brings the Earth millitary?!

[askqueenfurter]

She’s not stupid enough to do that. There will be no wars. Feyra.

The queen kissed his lips gently.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I have no doubt that he’s slept with Earthlings also.. Speaking of which, I know Amaranth has another at her home. Three actually.. But she’s been less insufferable than usual lately so I’m not going to press charges. Just as long as she doesn’t make a habit out of it or anything.

- @askqueenfurter

THREE?! THREE EARTHLINGS?! My Queen, that is most certainly a habit!

[askqueenfurter]

Yes, but she’s leaving us alone! Surely it’s worth it!

[askqueenfurter]

How have you been doing? My darling Queen? My beautiful Queen? My most lovely Queen?

- @fey-ra-normalstein

The queen giggled, holding her arms out to Feyra.

Wonderfully actually.

And how have you been? My darling king? My handsome king? My most lovely king?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Feyra was putty in her hands.

Amazing, now that you're here...

[askqueenfurter]

Where have you been, my love?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I've been reading some of your books... and I have become very fascinated by Earth, in a way. I'm aware you hate humans, and I do too, but they look exactly like us!

[askqueenfurter]

If you wanted to visit Earth I wouldn’t be opposed, Feyra. You’re allowed to be fascinated and curious. It’s healthy. There is a safe house there.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Is there? Really? Have you ever been, my Queen?

[askqueenfurter]

Me personally? No. But my son is there currently.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I've never met the prince... what is he like?

[askqueenfurter]

He’s.. Rather over the top. Self assured.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

How so?

[askqueenfurter]

He’s rich, handsome and powerful and very aware of it.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

A seducer?

[askqueenfurter]

Basically.

[askqueenfurter]

How have you been doing? My darling Queen? My beautiful Queen? My most lovely Queen?

- @fey-ra-normalstein

The queen giggled, holding her arms out to Feyra.

Wonderfully actually.

And how have you been? My darling king? My handsome king? My most lovely king?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Feyra was putty in her hands.

Amazing, now that you're here...

[askqueenfurter]

Where have you been, my love?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I've been reading some of your books... and I have become very fascinated by Earth, in a way. I'm aware you hate humans, and I do too, but they look exactly like us!

[askqueenfurter]

If you wanted to visit Earth I wouldn’t be opposed, Feyra. You’re allowed to be fascinated and curious. It’s healthy. There is a safe house there.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Is there? Really? Have you ever been, my Queen?

[askqueenfurter]

Me personally? No. But my son is there currently.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I've never met the prince... what is he like?

[askqueenfurter]

He’s.. Rather over the top. Self assured.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

How so?

[askqueenfurter]

He’s rich, handsome and powerful and very aware of it.

[askqueenfurter]

How have you been doing? My darling Queen? My beautiful Queen? My most lovely Queen?

- @fey-ra-normalstein

The queen giggled, holding her arms out to Feyra.

Wonderfully actually.

And how have you been? My darling king? My handsome king? My most lovely king?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Feyra was putty in her hands.

Amazing, now that you're here...

[askqueenfurter]

Where have you been, my love?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I've been reading some of your books... and I have become very fascinated by Earth, in a way. I'm aware you hate humans, and I do too, but they look exactly like us!

[askqueenfurter]

If you wanted to visit Earth I wouldn’t be opposed, Feyra. You’re allowed to be fascinated and curious. It’s healthy. There is a safe house there.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Is there? Really? Have you ever been, my Queen?

[askqueenfurter]

Me personally? No. But my son is there currently.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I've never met the prince... what is he like?

[askqueenfurter]

He’s.. Rather over the top. Self assured.

[askqueenfurter]

How have you been doing? My darling Queen? My beautiful Queen? My most lovely Queen?

- @fey-ra-normalstein

The queen giggled, holding her arms out to Feyra.

Wonderfully actually.

And how have you been? My darling king? My handsome king? My most lovely king?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Feyra was putty in her hands.

Amazing, now that you're here...

[askqueenfurter]

Where have you been, my love?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I've been reading some of your books... and I have become very fascinated by Earth, in a way. I'm aware you hate humans, and I do too, but they look exactly like us!

[askqueenfurter]

If you wanted to visit Earth I wouldn’t be opposed, Feyra. You’re allowed to be fascinated and curious. It’s healthy. There is a safe house there.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Is there? Really? Have you ever been, my Queen?

[askqueenfurter]

Me personally? No. But my son is there currently.

[askqueenfurter]

How have you been doing? My darling Queen? My beautiful Queen? My most lovely Queen?

- @fey-ra-normalstein

The queen giggled, holding her arms out to Feyra.

Wonderfully actually.

And how have you been? My darling king? My handsome king? My most lovely king?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Feyra was putty in her hands.

Amazing, now that you're here...

[askqueenfurter]

Where have you been, my love?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I've been reading some of your books... and I have become very fascinated by Earth, in a way. I'm aware you hate humans, and I do too, but they look exactly like us!

[askqueenfurter]

If you wanted to visit Earth I wouldn’t be opposed, Feyra. You’re allowed to be fascinated and curious. It’s healthy. There is a safe house there.

[askqueenfurter]

How have you been doing? My darling Queen? My beautiful Queen? My most lovely Queen?

- @fey-ra-normalstein

The queen giggled, holding her arms out to Feyra.

Wonderfully actually.

And how have you been? My darling king? My handsome king? My most lovely king?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Feyra was putty in her hands.

Amazing, now that you're here...

[askqueenfurter]

Where have you been, my love?

[askqueenfurter]

How have you been doing? My darling Queen? My beautiful Queen? My most lovely Queen?

- @fey-ra-normalstein

The queen giggled, holding her arms out to Feyra.

Wonderfully actually.

And how have you been? My darling king? My handsome king? My most lovely king?

[askqueenfurter]

My Queen, do forgive me if this is overdrafts but I'm pretty sure somebody is hating us online again!

- @fey-ra-normalstein

I see. What exactly did they say, my dear? Do come here. I’m having a bad pain day today and it would be lovely if you’d lie with me.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Somebody I follow online said "I hate when young men get with older women leave the young men with us" with a crying emoji and see???

Feyra curled up beside her.

[askqueenfurter]

Let them fuss. If they have a problem with us, that’s their business. We’re the king and queen. Why do you let it get to you so much?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Because they hate me! They hate us!

[askqueenfurter]

It doesn’t matter. You know why? Because I love you more than they could possibly hate you.

It isn’t against the law.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

But I-- if-- My Queen!

Feyra buried his face into her.

[askqueenfurter]

The queen squeezed him tightly.

I think you’ve had enough internet for the day. You’ve worked yourself up, my handsome man.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

But it makes my brain shut off!

[askqueenfurter]

I know. But let’s do something else. Do you fancy a walk? We could take a bath? We could draft a new law.. A really silly one?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I don't know...

Where is your pain, my Queen?

[askqueenfurter]

Abdomen and lower back. My thighs are also aching fiercely. I’d love to curl up in front of a fire somewhere with a bottle of something good.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Can we do that, then? Whatever will make you happy?

[askqueenfurter]

Alright, my dear. I’ll have my servants light a fire and get us a bottle and some glasses.

What do you like to drink, Feyra?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I like wine, but I can take anything, really.

[askqueenfurter]

Red or white?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Red?

[askqueenfurter]

Good. That was the right answer.

She teased, hauling herself off the bed and giving Feyra a soft kiss.

I think I want some whiskey too.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I can take whiskey.

Feyra looked up at her with his little concerned face that I'm constantly drawing him with. He's my son.

You look so pretty.

[askqueenfurter]

And you look so handsome, my king.

The fireplace was lit, pillows were arranged and fresh bottles of red wine and whiskey were set out with two glasses. A servant poured Feyra a glass of wine, bowing.

Your majesty. The finest red we have.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Thank... thank you...

Do you need me to massage your joints?

[askqueenfurter]

That would be quite lovely, but you don’t have to if you don’t want to. It’s you I’m worried about.

…

She was served a glass of whiskey.

Whiskey with no ice?! Are you dense?! Guards, have him locked up immediately!

She snapped at the servant who had handed her the glass.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Feyra flinched, cowering closer to his lady love.

It's your hips and back..?

[askqueenfurter]

Indeed.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Okay...

You won't lock me up, right?

[askqueenfurter]

It’d be illegal. You’re the king.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

But you're the Queen! The greatest on our lovely planet! The big Furter!

[askqueenfurter]

I happen to think you’re greater actually.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

But... you are. You are amazing.

I just want to be loved...

[askqueenfurter]

You are loved. Stop massaging me. I want you to lie against my chest.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Alright.. I'm scared everyone hates me and thinks I'm stupid and wants me to die.

[askqueenfurter]

Nobody thinks that, sweet boy. I promise.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Feyra rested his head.

I just get scared.

[askqueenfurter]

I know you do. You’re a fragile boy. It’s alright. I can be strong enough for the both of us.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

You're sure? I'm nervous...

[askqueenfurter]

I’m here to protect you. I’m calling off all of my royal duties today and tomorrow to take care of you, alright?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

You'd do that? For me?

[askqueenfurter]

Feyra, I’d do anything for you.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Anything?

Feyra pressed closer.

That's.. amazing...

[askqueenfurter]

Anything. Try me.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Can you kiss me? And hold me tight?

[askqueenfurter]

The queen kissed him passionately, squeezing him.

My Feyra. King of Transsexual.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Yours? Only yours?

[askqueenfurter]

Only mine. Why have anybody else when I have the best?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I love you... so much.

[askqueenfurter]

I love you too.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Feyra pressed closer.

I love holding you... you're so nice to hold.

[askqueenfurter]

The queen drank her whiskey- now with ice.

What’s your favourite part of me, Feyra?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Everything. You're soft... and warm... and nice.

[askqueenfurter]

And you’re terribly sweet.

I love you.. I’m glad I married you. I enjoyed our wedding.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I passed out at our wedding.

Everything is lovely.

[askqueenfurter]

I know you did. It was adorable. I had to tell everybody that you were alright.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Did you? What was that like?

[askqueenfurter]

Well everybody panicked of course.. And thought that there was something terribly wrong. But they took my word.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Your husband's just incredibly high strung.

[askqueenfurter]

Exactly. He’s a nervous man.

My husband.. Doesn’t that sound terrific?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I think it does...

You're amazing, my Queen...

[askqueenfurter]

I could fall asleep here.. This fire is lovely and warm.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

It is... and even just one of your arms around me feels amazing...

[askqueenfurter]

Do you like living here?

[askqueenfurter]

My Queen, do forgive me if this is overdrafts but I'm pretty sure somebody is hating us online again!

- @fey-ra-normalstein

I see. What exactly did they say, my dear? Do come here. I’m having a bad pain day today and it would be lovely if you’d lie with me.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Somebody I follow online said "I hate when young men get with older women leave the young men with us" with a crying emoji and see???

Feyra curled up beside her.

[askqueenfurter]

Let them fuss. If they have a problem with us, that’s their business. We’re the king and queen. Why do you let it get to you so much?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Because they hate me! They hate us!

[askqueenfurter]

It doesn’t matter. You know why? Because I love you more than they could possibly hate you.

It isn’t against the law.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

But I-- if-- My Queen!

Feyra buried his face into her.

[askqueenfurter]

The queen squeezed him tightly.

I think you’ve had enough internet for the day. You’ve worked yourself up, my handsome man.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

But it makes my brain shut off!

[askqueenfurter]

I know. But let’s do something else. Do you fancy a walk? We could take a bath? We could draft a new law.. A really silly one?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I don't know...

Where is your pain, my Queen?

[askqueenfurter]

Abdomen and lower back. My thighs are also aching fiercely. I’d love to curl up in front of a fire somewhere with a bottle of something good.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Can we do that, then? Whatever will make you happy?

[askqueenfurter]

Alright, my dear. I’ll have my servants light a fire and get us a bottle and some glasses.

What do you like to drink, Feyra?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I like wine, but I can take anything, really.

[askqueenfurter]

Red or white?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Red?

[askqueenfurter]

Good. That was the right answer.

She teased, hauling herself off the bed and giving Feyra a soft kiss.

I think I want some whiskey too.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I can take whiskey.

Feyra looked up at her with his little concerned face that I'm constantly drawing him with. He's my son.

You look so pretty.

[askqueenfurter]

And you look so handsome, my king.

The fireplace was lit, pillows were arranged and fresh bottles of red wine and whiskey were set out with two glasses. A servant poured Feyra a glass of wine, bowing.

Your majesty. The finest red we have.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Thank... thank you...

Do you need me to massage your joints?

[askqueenfurter]

That would be quite lovely, but you don’t have to if you don’t want to. It’s you I’m worried about.

…

She was served a glass of whiskey.

Whiskey with no ice?! Are you dense?! Guards, have him locked up immediately!

She snapped at the servant who had handed her the glass.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Feyra flinched, cowering closer to his lady love.

It's your hips and back..?

[askqueenfurter]

Indeed.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Okay...

You won't lock me up, right?

[askqueenfurter]

It’d be illegal. You’re the king.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

But you're the Queen! The greatest on our lovely planet! The big Furter!

[askqueenfurter]

I happen to think you’re greater actually.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

But... you are. You are amazing.

I just want to be loved...

[askqueenfurter]

You are loved. Stop massaging me. I want you to lie against my chest.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Alright.. I'm scared everyone hates me and thinks I'm stupid and wants me to die.

[askqueenfurter]

Nobody thinks that, sweet boy. I promise.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Feyra rested his head.

I just get scared.

[askqueenfurter]

I know you do. You’re a fragile boy. It’s alright. I can be strong enough for the both of us.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

You're sure? I'm nervous...

[askqueenfurter]

I’m here to protect you. I’m calling off all of my royal duties today and tomorrow to take care of you, alright?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

You'd do that? For me?

[askqueenfurter]

Feyra, I’d do anything for you.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Anything?

Feyra pressed closer.

That's.. amazing...

[askqueenfurter]

Anything. Try me.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Can you kiss me? And hold me tight?

[askqueenfurter]

The queen kissed him passionately, squeezing him.

My Feyra. King of Transsexual.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Yours? Only yours?

[askqueenfurter]

Only mine. Why have anybody else when I have the best?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I love you... so much.

[askqueenfurter]

I love you too.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Feyra pressed closer.

I love holding you... you're so nice to hold.

[askqueenfurter]

The queen drank her whiskey- now with ice.

What’s your favourite part of me, Feyra?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Everything. You're soft... and warm... and nice.

[askqueenfurter]

And you’re terribly sweet.

I love you.. I’m glad I married you. I enjoyed our wedding.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I passed out at our wedding.

Everything is lovely.

[askqueenfurter]

I know you did. It was adorable. I had to tell everybody that you were alright.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Did you? What was that like?

[askqueenfurter]

Well everybody panicked of course.. And thought that there was something terribly wrong. But they took my word.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Your husband's just incredibly high strung.

[askqueenfurter]

Exactly. He’s a nervous man.

My husband.. Doesn’t that sound terrific?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I think it does...

You're amazing, my Queen...

[askqueenfurter]

I could fall asleep here.. This fire is lovely and warm.

[askqueenfurter]

My Queen, do forgive me if this is overdrafts but I'm pretty sure somebody is hating us online again!

- @fey-ra-normalstein

I see. What exactly did they say, my dear? Do come here. I’m having a bad pain day today and it would be lovely if you’d lie with me.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Somebody I follow online said "I hate when young men get with older women leave the young men with us" with a crying emoji and see???

Feyra curled up beside her.

[askqueenfurter]

Let them fuss. If they have a problem with us, that’s their business. We’re the king and queen. Why do you let it get to you so much?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Because they hate me! They hate us!

[askqueenfurter]

It doesn’t matter. You know why? Because I love you more than they could possibly hate you.

It isn’t against the law.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

But I-- if-- My Queen!

Feyra buried his face into her.

[askqueenfurter]

The queen squeezed him tightly.

I think you’ve had enough internet for the day. You’ve worked yourself up, my handsome man.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

But it makes my brain shut off!

[askqueenfurter]

I know. But let’s do something else. Do you fancy a walk? We could take a bath? We could draft a new law.. A really silly one?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I don't know...

Where is your pain, my Queen?

[askqueenfurter]

Abdomen and lower back. My thighs are also aching fiercely. I’d love to curl up in front of a fire somewhere with a bottle of something good.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Can we do that, then? Whatever will make you happy?

[askqueenfurter]

Alright, my dear. I’ll have my servants light a fire and get us a bottle and some glasses.

What do you like to drink, Feyra?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I like wine, but I can take anything, really.

[askqueenfurter]

Red or white?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Red?

[askqueenfurter]

Good. That was the right answer.

She teased, hauling herself off the bed and giving Feyra a soft kiss.

I think I want some whiskey too.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I can take whiskey.

Feyra looked up at her with his little concerned face that I'm constantly drawing him with. He's my son.

You look so pretty.

[askqueenfurter]

And you look so handsome, my king.

The fireplace was lit, pillows were arranged and fresh bottles of red wine and whiskey were set out with two glasses. A servant poured Feyra a glass of wine, bowing.

Your majesty. The finest red we have.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Thank... thank you...

Do you need me to massage your joints?

[askqueenfurter]

That would be quite lovely, but you don’t have to if you don’t want to. It’s you I’m worried about.

…

She was served a glass of whiskey.

Whiskey with no ice?! Are you dense?! Guards, have him locked up immediately!

She snapped at the servant who had handed her the glass.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Feyra flinched, cowering closer to his lady love.

It's your hips and back..?

[askqueenfurter]

Indeed.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Okay...

You won't lock me up, right?

[askqueenfurter]

It’d be illegal. You’re the king.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

But you're the Queen! The greatest on our lovely planet! The big Furter!

[askqueenfurter]

I happen to think you’re greater actually.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

But... you are. You are amazing.

I just want to be loved...

[askqueenfurter]

You are loved. Stop massaging me. I want you to lie against my chest.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Alright.. I'm scared everyone hates me and thinks I'm stupid and wants me to die.

[askqueenfurter]

Nobody thinks that, sweet boy. I promise.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Feyra rested his head.

I just get scared.

[askqueenfurter]

I know you do. You’re a fragile boy. It’s alright. I can be strong enough for the both of us.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

You're sure? I'm nervous...

[askqueenfurter]

I’m here to protect you. I’m calling off all of my royal duties today and tomorrow to take care of you, alright?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

You'd do that? For me?

[askqueenfurter]

Feyra, I’d do anything for you.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Anything?

Feyra pressed closer.

That's.. amazing...

[askqueenfurter]

Anything. Try me.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Can you kiss me? And hold me tight?

[askqueenfurter]

The queen kissed him passionately, squeezing him.

My Feyra. King of Transsexual.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Yours? Only yours?

[askqueenfurter]

Only mine. Why have anybody else when I have the best?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I love you... so much.

[askqueenfurter]

I love you too.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Feyra pressed closer.

I love holding you... you're so nice to hold.

[askqueenfurter]

The queen drank her whiskey- now with ice.

What’s your favourite part of me, Feyra?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Everything. You're soft... and warm... and nice.

[askqueenfurter]

And you’re terribly sweet.

I love you.. I’m glad I married you. I enjoyed our wedding.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I passed out at our wedding.

Everything is lovely.

[askqueenfurter]

I know you did. It was adorable. I had to tell everybody that you were alright.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Did you? What was that like?

[askqueenfurter]

Well everybody panicked of course.. And thought that there was something terribly wrong. But they took my word.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Your husband's just incredibly high strung.

[askqueenfurter]

Exactly. He’s a nervous man.

My husband.. Doesn’t that sound terrific?

[askqueenfurter]

My Queen, do forgive me if this is overdrafts but I'm pretty sure somebody is hating us online again!

- @fey-ra-normalstein

I see. What exactly did they say, my dear? Do come here. I’m having a bad pain day today and it would be lovely if you’d lie with me.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Somebody I follow online said "I hate when young men get with older women leave the young men with us" with a crying emoji and see???

Feyra curled up beside her.

[askqueenfurter]

Let them fuss. If they have a problem with us, that’s their business. We’re the king and queen. Why do you let it get to you so much?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Because they hate me! They hate us!

[askqueenfurter]

It doesn’t matter. You know why? Because I love you more than they could possibly hate you.

It isn’t against the law.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

But I-- if-- My Queen!

Feyra buried his face into her.

[askqueenfurter]

The queen squeezed him tightly.

I think you’ve had enough internet for the day. You’ve worked yourself up, my handsome man.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

But it makes my brain shut off!

[askqueenfurter]

I know. But let’s do something else. Do you fancy a walk? We could take a bath? We could draft a new law.. A really silly one?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I don't know...

Where is your pain, my Queen?

[askqueenfurter]

Abdomen and lower back. My thighs are also aching fiercely. I’d love to curl up in front of a fire somewhere with a bottle of something good.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Can we do that, then? Whatever will make you happy?

[askqueenfurter]

Alright, my dear. I’ll have my servants light a fire and get us a bottle and some glasses.

What do you like to drink, Feyra?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I like wine, but I can take anything, really.

[askqueenfurter]

Red or white?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Red?

[askqueenfurter]

Good. That was the right answer.

She teased, hauling herself off the bed and giving Feyra a soft kiss.

I think I want some whiskey too.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I can take whiskey.

Feyra looked up at her with his little concerned face that I'm constantly drawing him with. He's my son.

You look so pretty.

[askqueenfurter]

And you look so handsome, my king.

The fireplace was lit, pillows were arranged and fresh bottles of red wine and whiskey were set out with two glasses. A servant poured Feyra a glass of wine, bowing.

Your majesty. The finest red we have.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Thank... thank you...

Do you need me to massage your joints?

[askqueenfurter]

That would be quite lovely, but you don’t have to if you don’t want to. It’s you I’m worried about.

…

She was served a glass of whiskey.

Whiskey with no ice?! Are you dense?! Guards, have him locked up immediately!

She snapped at the servant who had handed her the glass.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Feyra flinched, cowering closer to his lady love.

It's your hips and back..?

[askqueenfurter]

Indeed.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Okay...

You won't lock me up, right?

[askqueenfurter]

It’d be illegal. You’re the king.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

But you're the Queen! The greatest on our lovely planet! The big Furter!

[askqueenfurter]

I happen to think you’re greater actually.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

But... you are. You are amazing.

I just want to be loved...

[askqueenfurter]

You are loved. Stop massaging me. I want you to lie against my chest.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Alright.. I'm scared everyone hates me and thinks I'm stupid and wants me to die.

[askqueenfurter]

Nobody thinks that, sweet boy. I promise.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Feyra rested his head.

I just get scared.

[askqueenfurter]

I know you do. You’re a fragile boy. It’s alright. I can be strong enough for the both of us.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

You're sure? I'm nervous...

[askqueenfurter]

I’m here to protect you. I’m calling off all of my royal duties today and tomorrow to take care of you, alright?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

You'd do that? For me?

[askqueenfurter]

Feyra, I’d do anything for you.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Anything?

Feyra pressed closer.

That's.. amazing...

[askqueenfurter]

Anything. Try me.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Can you kiss me? And hold me tight?

[askqueenfurter]

The queen kissed him passionately, squeezing him.

My Feyra. King of Transsexual.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Yours? Only yours?

[askqueenfurter]

Only mine. Why have anybody else when I have the best?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I love you... so much.

[askqueenfurter]

I love you too.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Feyra pressed closer.

I love holding you... you're so nice to hold.

[askqueenfurter]

The queen drank her whiskey- now with ice.

What’s your favourite part of me, Feyra?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Everything. You're soft... and warm... and nice.

[askqueenfurter]

And you’re terribly sweet.

I love you.. I’m glad I married you. I enjoyed our wedding.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I passed out at our wedding.

Everything is lovely.

[askqueenfurter]

I know you did. It was adorable. I had to tell everybody that you were alright.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Did you? What was that like?

[askqueenfurter]

Well everybody panicked of course.. And thought that there was something terribly wrong. But they took my word.

[askqueenfurter]

My Queen, do forgive me if this is overdrafts but I'm pretty sure somebody is hating us online again!

- @fey-ra-normalstein

I see. What exactly did they say, my dear? Do come here. I’m having a bad pain day today and it would be lovely if you’d lie with me.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Somebody I follow online said "I hate when young men get with older women leave the young men with us" with a crying emoji and see???

Feyra curled up beside her.

[askqueenfurter]

Let them fuss. If they have a problem with us, that’s their business. We’re the king and queen. Why do you let it get to you so much?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Because they hate me! They hate us!

[askqueenfurter]

It doesn’t matter. You know why? Because I love you more than they could possibly hate you.

It isn’t against the law.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

But I-- if-- My Queen!

Feyra buried his face into her.

[askqueenfurter]

The queen squeezed him tightly.

I think you’ve had enough internet for the day. You’ve worked yourself up, my handsome man.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

But it makes my brain shut off!

[askqueenfurter]

I know. But let’s do something else. Do you fancy a walk? We could take a bath? We could draft a new law.. A really silly one?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I don't know...

Where is your pain, my Queen?

[askqueenfurter]

Abdomen and lower back. My thighs are also aching fiercely. I’d love to curl up in front of a fire somewhere with a bottle of something good.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Can we do that, then? Whatever will make you happy?

[askqueenfurter]

Alright, my dear. I’ll have my servants light a fire and get us a bottle and some glasses.

What do you like to drink, Feyra?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I like wine, but I can take anything, really.

[askqueenfurter]

Red or white?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Red?

[askqueenfurter]

Good. That was the right answer.

She teased, hauling herself off the bed and giving Feyra a soft kiss.

I think I want some whiskey too.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I can take whiskey.

Feyra looked up at her with his little concerned face that I'm constantly drawing him with. He's my son.

You look so pretty.

[askqueenfurter]

And you look so handsome, my king.

The fireplace was lit, pillows were arranged and fresh bottles of red wine and whiskey were set out with two glasses. A servant poured Feyra a glass of wine, bowing.

Your majesty. The finest red we have.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Thank... thank you...

Do you need me to massage your joints?

[askqueenfurter]

That would be quite lovely, but you don’t have to if you don’t want to. It’s you I’m worried about.

…

She was served a glass of whiskey.

Whiskey with no ice?! Are you dense?! Guards, have him locked up immediately!

She snapped at the servant who had handed her the glass.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Feyra flinched, cowering closer to his lady love.

It's your hips and back..?

[askqueenfurter]

Indeed.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Okay...

You won't lock me up, right?

[askqueenfurter]

It’d be illegal. You’re the king.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

But you're the Queen! The greatest on our lovely planet! The big Furter!

[askqueenfurter]

I happen to think you’re greater actually.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

But... you are. You are amazing.

I just want to be loved...

[askqueenfurter]

You are loved. Stop massaging me. I want you to lie against my chest.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Alright.. I'm scared everyone hates me and thinks I'm stupid and wants me to die.

[askqueenfurter]

Nobody thinks that, sweet boy. I promise.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Feyra rested his head.

I just get scared.

[askqueenfurter]

I know you do. You’re a fragile boy. It’s alright. I can be strong enough for the both of us.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

You're sure? I'm nervous...

[askqueenfurter]

I’m here to protect you. I’m calling off all of my royal duties today and tomorrow to take care of you, alright?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

You'd do that? For me?

[askqueenfurter]

Feyra, I’d do anything for you.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Anything?

Feyra pressed closer.

That's.. amazing...

[askqueenfurter]

Anything. Try me.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Can you kiss me? And hold me tight?

[askqueenfurter]

The queen kissed him passionately, squeezing him.

My Feyra. King of Transsexual.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Yours? Only yours?

[askqueenfurter]

Only mine. Why have anybody else when I have the best?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I love you... so much.

[askqueenfurter]

I love you too.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Feyra pressed closer.

I love holding you... you're so nice to hold.

[askqueenfurter]

The queen drank her whiskey- now with ice.

What’s your favourite part of me, Feyra?

[fey-ra-normalstein]

Everything. You're soft... and warm... and nice.

[askqueenfurter]

And you’re terribly sweet.

I love you.. I’m glad I married you. I enjoyed our wedding.

[fey-ra-normalstein]

I passed out at our wedding.

Everything is lovely.

[askqueenfurter]

I know you did. It was adorable. I had to tell everybody that you were alright.