My Name is Rachel

We can't tell you who we are. Or where we live. It's too risky, and we've got to be careful. But everyone is in danger. Yeah. Even you.

[zach-from-the-sharing]

do I even want to know

[askrachelberenson]

Okay, now we send a copy of this passage to tom-114 and let the fun begin

[zach-from-the-sharing]

LOL WHAT

[askrachelberenson]

destinies are for losers

[zach-from-the-sharing]

askrachelberenson doesn’t this sound like a joke zach would make

[askrachelberenson]

exactly his (lack of) humour

[zach-from-the-sharing]

askrachelberenson we should buy it for zach

[askrachelberenson]

You mean he doesn’t own it already??

[zach-from-the-sharing]

the fuck is this monstrosity

[askrachelberenson]

Show it to Zach and take pictures when the poor design choices make him cry!

[zach-from-the-sharing]

why is the “saving the world” business always left in the hands of incompetent teenagers oh my god

[askrachelberenson]

Looks like everyone else is just fucking around!

[zach-from-the-sharing]

you we humans seem to have two set “chosen ones” ideas

teenagers

or

middle aged men who are doing it to protect and/or avenge their family and etc loved ones

[askrachelberenson]

Clearly, we know which one is the most realistic.

[zach-from-the-sharing]

why is the “saving the world” business always left in the hands of incompetent teenagers oh my god

[askrachelberenson]

Looks like everyone else is just fucking around!

[askrachelberenson]

If I wanted to listen to two idiots blather on about annoying stuff, I’d visit Jake & Marco. 

[zach-from-the-sharing]

how did this woman even die

[askrachelberenson]

He doesn’t want to talk about it, god, have you no tact?

[askrachelberenson]

[askrachelberenson]

Man, I haven’t posted in forever...

[askrachelberenson]

Aw, well if this seems like too big of an accomplishment for you…. I wouldn’t want you to feel overwhelmed by human literary accomplishment….

[zach-from-the-sharing]

this is hardly literary accomplishments

[askrachelberenson]

But look, he’s got a picture of you on his shirt!

[askrachelberenson]

Man, I haven’t posted in forever...

Sorry guys!

Here’s something that I can start doing: I read a bit of this webcomic “Homestuck” a while ago, I’m going to start all over and catch up and figured that I might as well liveblog it.

My annoying coffee brewer and the resident annoying cousin-smoocher is being volunteered to also liveblog, mostly because I want to laugh at his confusion.

Congratulations zach-from-the-sharing, consider this your new hobby.

[zach-from-the-sharing]

The “resident annoying cousin-smoocher” has passed on the task to “resident annoying nephew” so have fun kids

[askrachelberenson]

That sounds much more hilarious, good idea. Ury, wanna read a totally accurate and respectful portrayal of how kids & aliens would get along if there were real aliens in real life? :D

[zach-from-the-sharing]

this thing has over 9000 pages why should I

[askrachelberenson]

Aw, well if this seems like too big of an accomplishment for you.... I wouldn’t want you to feel overwhelmed by human literary accomplishment....

[askrachelberenson]

Man, I haven’t posted in forever...

Sorry guys!

Here’s something that I can start doing: I read a bit of this webcomic “Homestuck” a while ago, I’m going to start all over and catch up and figured that I might as well liveblog it.

My annoying coffee brewer and the resident annoying cousin-smoocher is being volunteered to also liveblog, mostly because I want to laugh at his confusion.

Congratulations zach-from-the-sharing, consider this your new hobby.

[zach-from-the-sharing]

The “resident annoying cousin-smoocher” has passed on the task to “resident annoying nephew” so have fun kids

[askrachelberenson]

That sounds much more hilarious, good idea. Ury, wanna read a totally accurate and respectful portrayal of how kids & aliens would get along if there were real aliens in real life? :D

[askrachelberenson]

Man, I haven’t posted in forever...

Sorry guys!

Here’s something that I can start doing: I read a bit of this webcomic “Homestuck” a while ago, I’m going to start all over and catch up and figured that I might as well liveblog it.

My annoying coffee brewer and the resident annoying cousin-smoocher is being volunteered to also liveblog, mostly because I want to laugh at his confusion.

Congratulations zach-from-the-sharing, consider this your new hobby.

[gifss-heaveen]

Daily new gifs !

[askrachelberenson]

Time to go practice my staff fighting skills.

[did-you-know]

Source

[roachpatrol]

back the fuck up, this means a black bear is a black brown 

[alonesomes]

Why is it always the woman who has to see past the beast in the man? why does she always have to clean his wounds, even after he has damaged her beyond repair? why is it always the man who is worthy of forgiveness for being a monster? I want to see the beast in the beauty. the half smile, half snarl. the unapologetic anger. I would like to see the man forgive the monster. to see her, blood and all, and love her anyway.

beauty and the beast | Caitlyn S. (via fesmepetons)