Costis closed his eyes, appalled.

☼ alba ☼ 31☼ they/them ☼ my art ☼ dnd enthusiast, yarn demon, obsessed with dogs . that's mostly what's in here nowadays icon credit: fyeahbatwoman

[seven-winged-liar]

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

[high-quality-tiktoks]

it’s been a few days and he loves it

[claptrap14]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"are you gonna take those pills the rest of your life?" you mean my molecules? why surely you wouldn't deprive me of my molecules. they are shaped exactly just so, you see. my molecules

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

do you know how hard someone had to work to make my molecules into their molecule shapes??

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

they invented a new shape of molecule just for me and you want me to what, not absorb it???

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

reblog to remind somebody about their molecules

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

people who shape molecules at their jobs found this post and they're in the notes being happy to be appreciated. go take your fucking molecules

[phantomrose96]

I'm very very glad that my knee-jerk, gut-feeling, primal-instinct reaction to seeing a Default Influencer is embarrassment. I think this saves me from a lot of bullshit.

[phantomrose96]

Some lip-filler lady on enough Ozempic to euthanize a horse: "The sad truth is an elite lifestyle takes money and discipline. Buy these brands on credit if you have to. Skip meals."

Me: "Oh. Oh I'm physically experiencing the effects of secondhand embarrassment. You live like this? This is your life? Your interiority? If I was anything like this I'd kill myself I think."

[phantomrose96]

To be clear ☝️, absolutely not gender-exclusive. Some broccoli-haired shirtless 23-year-old man on enough trenbolone to euthanize a different horse starts talking about how to be a high-value male and I start thinking instantly about how I'd have 4,000 slugs use me as a jungle-gym before I'd want this man within cootie-contagion distance of me.

[phantomrose96]

[refuzz]

[phantomrose96]

Respect for my soldiers… she’s saving him… the hons…

[prenbyw]

Spoon in the shape of a fish. Carved from some Sycamore I found just outside Wivenhoe, Essex.

[hinako-supremacy]

op i love your fish so much i made it a png

they are now a school of fish

[sourvape-deactivated20251109]

[moniquill]

Yes, I absolutely do accept Must the frog.

[july-19th-club]

simply cannot ever resist what i call the little mermaid or the tin man or the pinnochio plot, the one about a character who is either inhuman or human but outside in some way, constantly searching for whatever it is that they consider to be the quintessential proof of humanity, preoccupied by it so deeply that they fail to realize the proof is in the act and fact of the search itself

[mischiefseven]

(via @notaficwriter)

[sarahreesbrennan]

MAYBE WE’LL FIND IT IF WE BOTH LOOK

[lady-dulcinea]

Erik & Christine Takarazuka Revue’s all-female production of Yeston and Kopit’s PHANTOM

[roseknits]

Quiet Joy

Handspun embroidery thread on cotton poplin with brushed cotton as batting and backing, 18×28 cm.

On first glance this piece looks fairly monochrome and understated. Quiet, one might say. And it is, in a sense, but the closer you look, the more colour you see. The handspun embroidery thread has tons of soft colours, changing the tone of the stitching in gentle ways. For me, this piece evokes the feeling of contentment and joy I get from small happy domestic moments. A cozy evening at home, having a cup of tea in the sun on an early spring day, making pancakes for breakfast on Sunday morning. All those lovely moments that make life so wonderful, moments that should not be taken for granted.

[paulinaganucheau]

“Celebrate Pride boldly and with Love.” It was an honor to do this official illustration. Star Trek means so much to me.

[homunculus-argument]

I'm gonna get one of those old-fashioned squeezable horn bike bells as my secondary, but attaching a 3d printed aztec war whistle on it. So if someone's so accustomed to traffic sounds that they can successfully tune out the frantic ringing of a bike bell while meanderingly zig-zagging on the bike path, they're about to hear a sound like they've never heard before.

Respect the bell or receive the yell.

[herainsorcia]

[fox-bright]

That is DIABOLICAL museum design, A++, no notes

[going-dead]

Humans being persistent predators is probably a terrifying concept to Eridians. A creature that slowly follows you until your body forces you to sleep knowing you will be unable to wake up as they inevitably get closer and closer.

Grace’s explanation of old human hunting practices probably spawned a whole new genre of horror on Erid.

[justakidicarus]

This and Rocky chasing Grace up and down the biosphere before he quickly has to stop. While at the start Rocky easily outsped Grace, Grace, even freshly recovered from starvation and in 2x gravity, outpaces Rocky.

After Grace does an endurance test for the eridian scientists they are horrified by how long he can continue without a long break. Rocky is mad that some of Grace’s leaking actually has a purpose (humans are one of the few species on earth that sweat, and this cools us down enough to keep going when other pursuit predators are forced to stop)

This is doubly funny when some bad eridians try and kidnap him and he just, evades their initial assault and then they quickly grow too tired to keep chasing him. The only reason he could evade them is because he could see them coming long before they could hear him

Talk about horrifying. A creature that can linger outside where you can perceive them, but they can perceive you. You can outrun it, but as soon as you stop for a rest it’ll be there. You can climb away from it but it’ll still find you. You can’t escape it, you can’t outsmart it, you either stop it at the start, or pray your asleep by the time it finally catches up so you don’t have to feel it’s attack.

Rocky shows Grace one of the horror movies spawned by this and Grace doesn’t know whether to be embarrassed, mortified, or laugh.

[druidshollow]

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW

[phantomrose96]

First season of FMA:B is actually unreasonably funny because every episode at the 2 minute mark Ed goes “remember Al we can’t let anyone know our bodies are metal and we committed human transmutation. Because the military will probably execute us” and then every episode at the 14 minute mark Ed is screaming at the top of his lungs about how he and Al are made of metal and committed human transmutation. And also the President of the Military is there smiling and nodding and not giving a fuck because Ed is the military’s specialist little boy and he’s expressly permitted to commit murder in the streets and do arson and treason and tax evasion if he’s got enough hands for it and that’s completely fine because, as previously stated, he’s their specialist little sacrifice boy.

[phantomrose96]

And also the military already knows he committed human transmutation and they think that’s really really great. It’s their favorite Edward Elric fun fact.

[phantomrose96]

@redrobin-detective it is in fact a really great subversion of the “teenage protagonist successfully has the Adult Institution scrambling and fumbling, due to his cunning teenage wiles.” Ed DOES fancy himself cunning, but he’s literally only getting away with this because Bradley Is Letting Him. For the first several seasons they’re just letting him.

In the arc leading up to the Promised Day when all cards are out on the table, adult military strategist Roy Mustang is leading a charge against the establishment while Ed has faked his death and gone into hiding as, genuinely, the only thing he’s capable of doing on his own as a naive and scared 16 year old just trying to survive.

[blorbologist]

'on his own' even then he's being babysat by two chimeras and a homunculus + prince having a custody dispute over a teenage body! And before then half the time Mustang is lobbing problems at Ed like enrichment in their enclosure, or Armstrong, Ross, Brosh and Hughes are keeping an eye on him - he is regularly on his own in the field or when he's going rogue to be a curious little shit, but there's very often the hand of an adult present! Even several! It takes a village to raise a smartass child soldier and his brother 💕

(It's also really fun once the gloves come off and Bradley goes 'okay your special little boy privileges are revoked. That includes you Mustang btw I'm taking your toys away'. Timeout for naughty disruptive scientist-magician-soldiers.)

[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

@/teaboot

[teaboot]

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent