Lieutenant Disher

Uh, hi! My name is Randall Disher, but most people call me Randy or Lieutenant Disher. I work for the San Fransisco Police Department alongside my colleagues Captain Stottlemeyer, Natalie Teeger, and Adrian Monk on homicide investigations. I heard everyone talking about making a blog here, so I decided to join the party and give it a go. Well, uh, anyways, feel free to ask me any questions that you have- or don't. Either one is fine with me. I'll answer questions during my free time when I get the time.

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//WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TRYING TO DO TO ME

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Everyone who isn’t already following her, should! She’s a fantastic roleplayer, a fantastic person, and frickin cute. You won’t regret it! She also said that she’s gonna do a thing at 2000 uwu

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This is how I spend my life- drawing Randy Disher. All things considered, that’s a pretty good life(:

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Wow! You did a swell job! I look perfect! I especially like how you drew my guitar in there. You’re a great artist!

((He looks absolutely adorable! I could hug the living stuffing out of him! XD))

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Oh my God thank you! No one’s ever told me that I’m a good artist! I also have one of Randy moping on the farm and one of him turning in his badge(:

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You're welcome! Well, I'm happy to have been the first to say so then! Although, I really think you deserve to hear it a lot more often.

((You're very welcome! :D I adore the style you have! It's so cute. Aww, I bet those look wonderful!))

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This one is a little messy, sorry, it was my first experience with charcoal!

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((For your first experience with charcoal, this still looks positively adorable and wonderful! :D))

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This is how I spend my life- drawing Randy Disher. All things considered, that’s a pretty good life(:

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Wow! You did a swell job! I look perfect! I especially like how you drew my guitar in there. You're a great artist!

((He looks absolutely adorable! I could hug the living stuffing out of him! XD))

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Hey, Randy? Did Sharona ever find that ticket for my dry-cleaning? She said she'd look for it when she got home, but she never followed up. I would really like that shirt back.

Oh, Monk. Uh, hey! I thought she mentioned something about that when she came home yesterday. It's funny you mention it, actually. I found this dry-cleaning ticket in the laundry in one of Sharona's pockets this morning when I was folding the clothes... Wait, didn't you say you lost a dry-cleaning ticket? Heh. I was wondering why Sharona had it!

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Hey, again I'm sorry about the spam, but would you mind going to my account and checking out the pic I drew of you and telling me if it's any good? Thanks(:

Hey, don't worry about it. I don't mind it at all. And sure! I'd be happy to look at the picture!

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Oh yeah, did you ever win the free refills for life thing?

Yes I did, and I got the certificate to prove it!

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Slash fanfiction is when people write stories about you and the Captain... in a relationship... like that... doing stuff... idk how to explain it nicely

Oh... Oh! Uh, I don't know how to feel about that.

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Randy, how do you feel knowing that there's an insane amount of slash fanfiction involving you and the Captain?

Slash fanfiction? *raises a perplexed brow* Well... I've never heard of 'slash fanfiction' before; let alone anything involving the Captain and I in general.

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Oh yeah, sorry for the excessive questions and all, but you need to make an instagram for yourself too! (Sharona has one, don't let her beat you!)

No, you're fine! As I always say... er... Well, as I'm going to start to say anyways, there's never too many questions. So, feel free to ask however many you'd like! As for that instagram thing, I heard it's pretty 'hip' with the kids these days. I'll have to see if Sharona can show me how to make one.

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Btw, you are the cutest thing I have ever seen- and I have a nest of baby bunnies in my backyard. So that's sayin something

*blushes faintly, straightening himself in order to keep his composure as he smiles lightly* Heh. Well, I don't think I'm cuter than a nest of baby bunnies, but I'm, uh, flattered by the compliment. Thanks!

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Thanks for the follow! I am seriously in love with you and your theories!

Hey, no problem! Anything for a fellow fan of the Randy Disher Project! Thank you. I'm happy to hear you appreciate them.

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What's your favorite "crazy theory" or thing you've said so far?

Wow. That's a tough one. Although, I thought my escape pod theory seemed pretty possible when we were talking about the astronaut...

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Hello little beautifulness I'm just feeling really appreciative and wanted to thank you for following me for real I love you

Oh, uh, hey! No problem! Glad you appreciate the follow.

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Randy, I freaking love love love love love you!

That's a lot of love you typed there. Well, I'm happy to hear it! Thank you!

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Uh, Leuitanant, you're like my favorite person in the whole wide world! (;

I-I am? *blinks* Wow... Thanks! That really means a lot to me.

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((ur just the best for making a randy blog okay okay *hands a flower crown and flies away*))

((OOC: *gasp* Thank you! :o *takes the flower crown and places it on Randy's head ;w;))

Heh. Hey, mun... What's this for?

((It twas a gift, good sir.))

Oh! Well, thanks!