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secret freak blog. I need waltjesse or I will perish

[crystalmethanie]

intro post :3

you can call me Graves or just call me by my url idgaf

age: mid 20s (emphasis on the mid part)

gender: wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy. pronouns are he/she/whatever is most comical given the context. don’t think too much about it

sexuality: evil

favourite food: breakfast’s

about me: i draw waltjesse and post about waltjesse. this blog primarily exists because i am horribly terribly and tragically autistic. i am otherwise chronically offline and do not involve myself in any type of discourse. please talk to me about waltjesse or art i will love you forever and ever. i like colouring and playing games and listening to music

i do not have a DNI list. if i dont like you i will simply explode you with my beautiful mind.

my askbox and messages are always open. i would say “do not be afraid to talk to me” but you should be afraid because i talk so very much it’s frightening. and i am mildly illiterate. if this is not a problem to you, please do inquire

[thepinkpestilence]

[crystalmethanie]

Does anyone know how to Become male biologically... Asking for a Friend

[despinaxxz]

We gonna talk about how they pushed the beds together..

[gaysaulgoodman]

This would make a beautiful sex scene

[shirlysnow]

hands & hurts

[rolandoporlanoche]

[crystalmethanie]

I'm so bummed that I haven't been able to do any WJ art or non-work art in so long.. I just moved which took so much time and effort and work is now picking up so I just have no time to myself :( I really want to write more too. But literally have been trying to juggle work and unpacking and cleaning it never ends. people I've talked to are shocked I'm chronically offline but I literally have no time or energy to be online these days. idk why I'm ranting about this it's just frustrating me rn

In better news though, I love my new place and my cats are really happy here. I have my own bathroom for the first time ever! I've been enjoying showering uninterrupted. There are flowers everywhere outside so it smells really nice and we will have pears from the trees in the fall. I'm struggling to not fall into melancholy but that isn't new. I've been really tired

[brainrotcake]

INAPPROPRIATE workplace behavior

[longseasons]

Hey, hey, breathe... Look at me.... This is all your fault, okay?

[science-bastard]

i bend sexily over my lab bench to jot down a data point but my assistant doesn’t notice because they’re too busy drawing little faces on the test tubes and making them kiss

[crystalmethanie]

have to lock in so hard to work and moving in the next few months.. won't be able to focus on yaoi UGHHHH

[mpregeminem]

i think they should've kept this in fact i think they should've done more homophobic jokes in the early seasons to really go with that 2000s era of television

[waltjessearchive]

okay then

[crystalmethanie]

terribly horribly Sick on my birthday what the fuck

[adampvrrish]

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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