ASK ROBERT_VOID

[askrobertvoid]

HELLO!

this is an ask robert_void page ran by somd1 as a way to make him happy and joyful!

boundaries

No sexual things.

ships are okay!

roleplays are okay and will be tagged accordingly :)

main - @r0bertvoid

[askrobertvoid]

What do you think is the best way to gain rank within The Void Cult?

I suppose your best action would simply to be useful. You gain nothing from being obsolete.

[askrobertvoid]

Hiya !! Any advice for how to focus when studying? My psychology textbook is making my head hurt...

cease your studies and commit your life to Lord Noli.

ooc: black noise my guy

[askrobertvoid]

Hm, I think if you want, you could indeed try to look for something, for Olivia. At the end it is the thought that matters when it comes to these gifts.

Hopefully you don't mind me asking this but, why do you not find yourself celebrating? Is it something that might go against your cult beliefs?

it doesn't exactly go against our beliefs . it's just not exactly common or socially expected and I have other things to attend to. I don't mind you asking at all though.

I suppose it is the thought that counts. I'll think about getting her something .

[askrobertvoid]

Robert! I hope you are having a great time, now that the holidays are here, how are you gonna celebrate them?

Ah, I don't typically celebrate holidays. Olivia tends to celebrate though...she seems to have a habit of giving everybody a small gift , it's quite nice . sometimes I feel bad for not reciprocating and gifting her something .

I'm unsure what I'd gift to her,,,

[askrobertvoid]

What led you to Noli?

I was chosen personally by the lord Noli. He led me himself, although it was a welcome opportunity. my life was very difficult before lord noli blessed me with such an honour.

[askrobertvoid]

Robert? More like Rob Cantor hahaha amirite…

*crickets*

— @accidental-tally-hall-reference

..absolutely nonsense. it's all you people say nowadays. all my life consists of at this rate...i feel as if my life is a constant entrapment of tunnels which tangle and wind and beguile and regardless of where I may tumble or funnel I wonder what's teally worthwhile sometimes it can seem like a merciless dream and I'm falling with nothing to hold sometimes I get flustered and beaten and blistered abandoned outside in the cold but I'm gonna win I'm gonna try I'll never lose I'll never die you've seen me before you'll see my again I'll never give up I'll never give in till I'm bloody and brushed till I've broken my bones till I won't be abused til I'm laughing alone it's hard to be charming and smart and disarming it's hard to pretend you're the best it's hard to fufill everyone's expectations it's hard to keep up witu the rest but I'm gonna win I'm gonna try I'll never lose I'll never die you've seen me before you'll see my again I'll never give up I'll never give in till I'm bloody and bruised till I've broken my bones til I won't be abused til I'm laughing alone

so I attempt to seek refuge from my hardships in the lord noli, and he spoke.

"how do you feel? you've been concealing your worries from the world but you can reveal them to me"

I wouldn't know ! I go on even though I'll be bloody and bruised I'll be breaking my bones I'll be paying my dues I'll be laughing alone.

ooc: holy bad response

this was mostly a joke.

[askrobertvoid]

…Eh, close enough. *tosses a whatchamacallit at you*

pray tell, what is a whatchamacallit? surely placing it into my hands would be more civilised than tossing it.

[joen-lenawley]

worlds best candy bar

[askrobertvoid]

I have not much interest in candy, you may keep it.

[askrobertvoid]

…Eh, close enough. *tosses a whatchamacallit at you*

pray tell, what is a whatchamacallit? surely placing it into my hands would be more civilised than tossing it.