procrastinating in the mini-mall

she/her, URL comes from Joe Hawley and John Lennon because they are the same person /j, no I don't support either of them Pfp and header art both by me, can use art with credit and permission

[joen-lenawley]

@joen-lenawley’s carrd!

Hi! I’m Joen!

This is my carrd, enjoy I guess ^^ (it’s outdated but I’m too lazy to log in and update it; ive lost some interest in a lot of things, and I also like Star Trek, Forsaken, Alton Towers, roller coasters/theme parks in general, and Termination Protocol now and have new side blogs.) I also go by Noli or Nil.

@suburbanskies • Pronouns.page

Tally Hall and Beatles fan. I’m cishetallo (boring, I know). Asian American who probably has ADHD…

And this is my pronouns page!

Current status: this pathetic vessel is sick again.

DNI: Bigots (racists, queerphobes, sexists, etc.), Zionists, Tallyshippers, pro-contact pedophiles/zoophiles or their supporters. (I’d still prefer if people who are attracted to minors or animals DNI out of personal comfort, but I’m not going to immediately block you). I don’t post or enjoy darkship content but am also anti-harassment, and believe in ship and let ship. However, if a ship really makes me uncomfortable, I may block you.

People who post NSFW on main can interact with my posts, but please don’t message me.

Feel free to tag me in picrew chains/tag games!

I use the tag #joen’s jargon for random non-fandom thoughts and stuff

My life updates have been inconsistently tagged but I’m deciding that they shall all be tagged with #updates at the very least

Important note: While I don’t post/reblog explicit art/fanfic of it, I am in some Beatles rpf/McLennon truther circles. I’m not really comfortable with a lot of other rpf though, since it doesn’t feel right. However, I’m not really into actors/sports/Youtubers and the only other bandom I’m in is Tally Hall, so I’ll let other rpf shippers interact EXCEPT Tallyshippers because I know enough about them & how they’re not weird and homoerotic like the Beatles that it makes me uncomfortable to see them shipped together.

Sideblogs (also in carrd but it’s outdated there because I’m lazy)

@accidental-fandom-reference-hub (hardly used)

@accidental-tally-hall-reference

@are-they-demure (mostly dead)

@ask-joens-ocs (hardly used)

@askxsector

@beatals-forsale (hardly used)

@brorroraath-and-sparrowpine (mostly dead)

@dandys-world-reboot-au

@thehashtagdetective

@insincerecinnamon (mostly dead)

@john-winston-ono-lennon

@joyous-noli-household

@nolis-legal-surgery-van

@nutopia-official (mostly dead)

@roblox-kinfessions

@robloxias-void

@rubber-soul-daily (mostly dead)

@samepicofthewowsignaleveryday (mostly dead)

@super-sixties-stuff

@tally-polls (hardly used)

@thoosieintraining

[This user is really tired]

[quinnception]

[niceinchnails]

Everyone. This is NOT a drill. I have hacked into the backend of [tumblr]. I'll save us all.

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

[theladyphantom]

Consider this; Grace rescues Simon from the blood ocean but because of the attack from the Blood Eel he temporarily damaged his vocal cords along with the other many mutations he went through. Because of this Simon can’t speak so his mutations kick in and he’s communicating in an odd language of clicks and growls and chirps, with his appearance added along with that, Grace assumes he’s another kind of alien species.

Sometime after the canon Simon FreakOut, Simon realized that he can use this to his advantage in an attempt to court Grace.

For Example:

Rocky: Grace spend too much time with Simon!

Grace: Rocky, we’ve talked about this. Simon is very clearly a species where he needs skin to skin contact on the daily or he doesn’t feel well

Simon, literally holding Grace on top of him: *in eel speak(?)* ~yep, totally need that. It’s not just cuz I get crabby when you don’t cuddle me~

~~~

Grace, thinking aloud: your species must be such social creatures! I can’t imagine a whole planet filled with people who have the need to cuddle daily!

Simon: ~Yes…social creatures…~

~~~

Grace, seeing Simon wearing the harness: oh! Is that a cultural thing? For modesty? Would you be more comfortable if I wore one?

Simon, quite literally foaming at the mouth at that idea: ~YES PLEASE~

~~~

It’s even better if, for whatever reason, Rocky can understand Simon’s eel language but doesn’t say a thing because Grace clearly needs the contact that Rocky can’t provide

That doesn’t mean he’s happy about it, though

Rocky: Simon hog Grace, statement.

Simon: ~Cry about it~

Rocky: *rolls over his foot*

Simon: ~You son of a—!~

~~~

Rocky, watching them cuddle* Simon is little baby

Simon: ~I will kill you~

Rocky: Rocky like to see Simon try, statement.

~~~

Grace, watching them talk to each other while Rocky had turned off the translator: I wonder what they’re talking about, maybe their species can become friends!

Rocky, to Simon: Little bitch boy!

Simon: ~stone faced little asshole!~

Rocky: Clingy sad man!

Simon: ~Jealous rock head!~

Rocky: Ugly fish boy!

Simon: ~WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?~

[were--ralph]

As a long time follower who has appreciated your trans and body positivity posts, I'm extremely saddened to see you share a post claiming you are not a safe space for Zionists.

Zionism is simply the belief that Jewish people get to live in Israel, a land that they are indigenous to. Zionists have a diversity of thought when it comes to how to accomplish this goal, many are appalled at the recent actions of the Israeli government, but they all agree that Jews deserve to live in their ancestral homeland.

At least 80% of Jews identify as Zionist, and antizionist movements have stoked intense antisemitism accross the world. I do believe one can criticise Israel without being antisemitic, but that requires a level of nuance that the majority of antizionists are not interested in undertaking. As it stands, the antizionist movement is a lot of people being ok marching with nazis.

There are real tragedies happening in Gaza, but labelling it a "genocide" (it isn't) or denying Israel's right to defend itself against a terrorist organization (look up reports of how Hamas "helps" palestinians) doesn't actually move us towards peace, it just means you have a group of people you feel justified in hating.

I generally don't send these, and have lost many beloved blogs to the scourge of antisemitism under the guise of antizionism, but I'm hoping that you're willing to listen and reflect on how you approach Jews and zionism.

im not reading all that

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

[littleguy-pi]

Rocky is learning about radiation safety

[depsidase]

[ilexvici]

Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

[startrekrenegades]

[[*TNG theme song plays* *Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL! *TNG theme song*]]

[rita-lashette]

Best. Thing. Ever.

[takemetotheenterprise]

I can’t express how to ecstatic I am to find this video again in the depths of tumblr. It might be one of my favourite posts

[theshapeofwallace]

@dovemortician required viewing

[alienatedartt]

atlas

[galacticsabc]

The swagful Dr. Grace

[lastoneout]

Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[lordsausage]

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

[shittysawtraps]

you can’t do a jigsaw vs. other famous horror movie killer type of movie because it would immediately turn into home alone. just a looney tunes comical montage of trap after trap, culminating in the brutal onscreen murder of john kramer.

[shittysawtraps]

i’m actually super into a spy vs. spy-style jigsaw and the collector movie where they’re both trying to kidnap the same person but at the same time have to prevent the other serial killer from getting to them first. naturally they cancel each other out and the victim has no idea that any kidnapping attempts are even occurring.

[shittysawtraps]

kevin solos but john is so overcome with paternal affection that he lets it happen

[brokenbalder-deactivated2014012]