simmerdown

S. 30s. Canada. she/her | writing @simmerandwrite

[simmerandcry]

new experience unlocked: babysitting your best friend’s kid while he’s at his sister’s wedding then driving home and crying about the passage of time

[shubbabang]

[dark-wizard-guy-fieri]

context (via @mellorocket)

[chimthecappy]

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

[artistefish]

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

[aqueerkettleofish]

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo's Twitter.

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

"Get the others."

[shu-of-the-wind]

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

[anna-neko]

and important addition

Source: instagram

[snowysoul-squrirel]

Always reblog this. Elmo and his friends will be there in your times of trial and doubt, to help you through your torment

[sebastiansource]

SEBASTIAN STAN For ESQUIRE Photographed by Chuck Reyes

[sebastiansource]

SEBASTIAN STAN For MRRM Magazine

[krakenteacups]

[mishasminions]

BUCKY’S CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

[sofiaruelle]

a lil doodle compilation of the SDV Bachelors i’ve done through the year.

Shane, Harvey, Elliot

Sam, Sebastian, Alex

✨check out the Bachelorettes here!✨

[whineosaur]

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it

[starspangledsteeve]

my beautiful women exploding robby with their minds since they don’t have guns

[ratantics]

I needed to see this today.

[gamoraswonder]

#bros

Abbott Elementary | 5.20 "Night Out"

[simmerandcry]

do I have time to write a Frank Langdon one shot? no. and yet…

coming soon-ish

[francislangdon]

mel getting soft dommed in the ambulance bay

[sprinkledsalt]

Some women will never want children in their life in any meaningful capacity. They don't want to give birth. They don't want to adopt. They don't want to be the fun auntie. They don't want to be a godmother. They don't want to work in a field with children. They will never change a child's diaper and don't believe their lack of childcare skills is a problem that needs fixing, because childcare is not a crucial part of the human experience, with billions of people on the planet. They go about their day while only seeing kids out at the grocery store or at the park, and nothing is missing from their lives.

The refusal to accept this is driving a global right-wing backlash movement.

[audreyvoilax]

Secret moments in crowded rooms

[japril]

frank + finding mel in the ambulance bay

[simmerandcry]

I’m deep in the Jack Abbot/reader tag…….