After a while of walking, the famILY (which had everyone but logan and irina right now) arrived at the front door of their home.
"home sweet home"
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Its been too long, feels like months, not days
"Yeah, crazy two days it's been."
Roman reaches out his fist, about to knock, before stopping it a few inches and pulling it away.
"Actually patton, I think you should be the one to knock since you've been away from home the longest"
Really? I’m sure you’ve have adventures longer
*Patton knocks on the door*
*Surprisingly, there's no answer from Logan, which is a bit concerning as a matter of fact*
"...That's weird, shouldn't dad have answered the door?"
"...Okay everyone, back away for I am about to open this door!"
Roman takes a few steps away, before running and ramming himself against the door, making it fall off its hinges.
..Jesus Christ Roman can you at least check if it's unlocked first next time-
Roman pauses for a second, realising that he didn't really need to break the door down first, before speaking
"Yeah, well, this cooler and more dramatic than opening it normally"
*loud groaning*
Kudos to you Roman, that was cool.
"Thank you, pat. It's good to see someone appreciating my dramatics"
*hushed hissing* SssssssssUCK UP.
*Irina comes downstairs(?) to see what's going on while holding a knife*
WHO THE FUCK IS OVER THERE-
Oh
"Mapa!"
Lulu let's go of Janus's hand and runs inside over to irina, wrapping her arms around them in tight hug
*Irina accidentally drops the knife from shock, dw it didn't hurt anyone, and immediately scoops Lulu up in a just as tight hug*
Oh my god where have you guys been?! I was so worried about you, is everyone ok??
Lulu opens and closes her mouth a couple of times, trying to find a way to answer irina's question. She ends up not saying anything, preferring to just bury her head into irina's shoulder while tears fall down her cheeks
*Irina is surprised and hugs Lulu tighter and then looks to Honey for an answer*
Uhhhhmm
Weeeee werrre
..kayaking?
*Irina just has the most "what the fuck does that mean" face and looks at Janus and Roman*
What the hell actually happened.
"As much as I'd like to tell you what happened, I'd like to explain it to both you and logan at same time to kill two birds with one stone. So, where is he?"
Oh he's in his room. I dunno how he didn't hear you bREAKING OUR DOOR, but eh.
"Alright then, onward!"
Roman begins going upstairs to logan's room. Lulu sees this and stops hugging irina, deciding to hold irina's hand instead to bring them with them, and begins following roman
*Irina hesitates a moment but ends up following Lulu because this bitch cannot say no to her or Honey*
Sorry about this Irina, I’ll fix the door later
*Logan's door is slightly ajar. It is dark, messy, and you can barely make out a silhouette on the ground laying against a wall from inside the room*
*Irina turns on the light*
Ayo wake up slut guess who came back
*He wouldn't answer. Not even move*
"heeeeey logan, how you doin, buddy?"
Roman goes over to logan and crouches down beside him
"Logan?"
Roman pokes logan's face
*He felt limp, and his eyes were pitch black.
He ran out of energy*
"... Oh god, HE'S DEAD! OH MY FUCKING GOD HE'S DEAD!"
*exasperated* He's not dead Roman. He probably just ran out of battery like a- like a dingus.
"oh, why would he run out of battery?"
*they try to be sassy again but realize they have no fucking clue why*
I actually don't know
*meanwhile Irina loud sighing*
I can't leave this man alone for two dang seconds without something happening can I?
"So, what happened with him? Did he forget or something? I don't think so since he's not the type to forget easily"
Does it look like I know? I went upstairs to work on something, heard you assholes breaking down the door, and that's it. Honestly it's almost impressive how he managed to completely collapse in that timeframe!
Lulu glances at logan with worried eyes before looking at the others
"Look, as much as it'd be nice to know how and why dad deactivated, what's more important right now is getting him all charged up, his charging pod is in his lab, right? Maybe we should carry him there"
Yeah-
*Patton sits down beside Logan and holds him*
Roman places his hand on patton's
"Don't worry, we'll get em all charged up"
Roman then stands up and claps his hands in order to get everyone's attention
"Alright everyone, here's the plan. You two-" He says while pointing at both Lulu and Honey "-are going to bed while the rest of us carry logan over to his charging thingie, sounds good?"
"cool, I'm tired and I have no muscle strength so I won't be much help anyways"
Lulu starts making her way towards her room, leaving the others to take care of logan
Okaaayy
*Honey makes their way to their own room as well*
Roman turns to the others in the room
"Alright, Irina, you're a robot so I'm assuming that you are very strong. However, I'm not too sure about our raptailion rapscalion. Janus, how strong are you?"
Ssssstrong enough, thank you
"Alright, janus, irina, go to logan's legs and each of you carry a leg. Patton, go carry one of logan's arms and I'll carry the other arm"
*Patton holds onto one of Logan’s arms and waits*
*Irina and Janus both grab one of Logan's legs, Janus on the left and Irina on the right*
Roman goes over to logan's other arm and grabs
"And in 3, 2, 1"
Roman pulls the arm up, carrying it
*Jan and Iri also help with the carrying*
*Patton also helps*
The group carry logan over to the lab and his charging pod thing
"okay, how do we put him into the charging thingie?"
*The doors of the lab are now ajar for them to step in. The pod is there, as it also opens like a heart locket. The inside of the pod has a bunch of wires. A blinking green light indicates for Logan to be placed there*
Ok, on three everyone CAREFULLY put him in the pod thingy ok?
“Okay, on three. Three, two one!”
Roman begins to CARFULLY put Logan in his pod thing just like Irina instructed him to.
*After Logan is placed there, some wires connect to his body as well as a big one behind his head before the pod closes. He is charging now*
Ok now can one of you please explain what happened
Roman sits down on the floor because 1. He's tired as fuck 2. He's pretty that the floor is clean, but he's too tired to care.
He starts to explain everything that happened, him, janus, and the girls realising patton was kidnapped. Them arriving at romeo's Castle and doing patton's and logan's puzzle room traps before he and janus were separated from the girls. Him and janus doing their own puzzle rooms (he also talks about the truth thing, but doesn't tell how he and janus basically confessed their crushes) twig helping them. Him and janus reunionting with the girls. Twig dying. Frog patton found. And romeo dying temporarily
"and yeah, that's everything so far. I don't know what happened with the girls tho since we were separated, but I'm pretty positive that it was bad."
*at some point Irina had also sat down on the floor and is currently holding their hands in front of their face, clasped together (like the first half of the boi meme)*
Ok so like
First of all, what the fuck.
Second of all, what the FUCK?!
Third of all, are you guys ok? Like mentally??
"well, I'm fine" he lied before looking towards janus and patton "what about you two?"
*Janus shoots a squinting glare at Roman before answering*
I'm definitely not going to take a long nap after this because jeez
I was in a jar for three days
Um ok
I'mma assume that means no
Noooo what makes you say that
Lulu walked into the room, looking tired as fuck
"hey dads, hey mapa, I can't sleep"
*Honey walks in as well behind Lulu*
Hi not sleepy either
Roman looks up at the girls
"oh, hey mijas , how come you're having trouble sleeping? You were tired as hell when we came home"
Tired does not mean able to sleep papa
"Yeah, Im not sure about hon, but I was hoping that maybe we could sleep together? Like, maybe we can get every pillow and blanket in the house, put them in the living room, make pillow blanket nest thing, and sleep in it all together? But like, it's okay if none of you are up for it"
I like that idea actually that sounds poggers
"well, we're all tired and traumatized from today's events, so sleeping together in a pillow blanket nest sounds like a pretty amazing idea! Everyone, get every blanket and pillow you can find in this house and bring them to living room! Let's go"
With that, roman and Lulu proceed to grab blankets and pillows from their rooms and bringing them to the living room
*Janus, Honey, and Irina follow along, grabbing whatever pillows and blankets they can as well, Irina being a little more hesitant*
*Patton grabs numerous blankets, burritoing in them*
Roman claps his hands, turning the lights to let the room be engulfed in darkness.
Eventually, one by one, the entire famILY falls asleep in the pillow nest.













