formerly yourejuststuckwithasnakeboi

The name's Janus Sanders. Charmed to meet you. ( they/them)

[askjanussanders]

FUCK

BIRTHDAY

[tatbro-a]

Patience isn’t a virtue in roleplay.

It’s a fucking necessity.

There is a real person behind that screen. There’s a human writing your favorite blog. They don’t function on your schedule. And you should not expect them to. There are things such as time zones, we don’t all live where it’s after work hours or before work hours or even midnight at the same time.

Some of us have disabilities. Adhd. We get distracted. We are human.

Your partner does not clock in for roleplay.

Your partner is not getting paid to roleplay.

Your partner does not exist soley for your entertainment.

You can not reply and expect an immediate answer. You may get one, if they’re online. If they’re vibing the thread. You may wait a week? maybe two. Maybe your reply is in the queue system. maybe something happened and they can’t be online to write for a while. Maybe they’re not feeling well.  Maybe they just don’t want to roleplay right at that second. People have many hobbies other than writing.

Role-play is a hobby. You need to be patient with your partners so it can be a fun hobby and not a stressful one.

Communicate, be patient, and realize you’re NOT playing a Single Player Game here. If you can’t do that?

you shouldn’t be roleplaying.

[tatbro-a]

This is for ooc contact even moreso.

DO NOT GUILT YOUR PARTNERS FOR NOT REPLYING OOC IMMEDIATELY.

MOST OF US ARE ADULTS WITH JOBS.

WE ALL HAVE BAD DAYS.

WE DON’T ALWAYS WANT TO ROLEPLAY. OTHER HOBBIES EXIST. SLEEP AND FOOD ARE THINGS HUMANS NEED AS WELL.

LACK OF A RESPONSE IC OR OOC IS NOT LACK OF INTEREST.

[askromansanders]

After a while of walking, the famILY (which had everyone but logan and irina right now) arrived at the front door of their home.

"home sweet home"

@sublimearcaderuins @heny-stikmn @xenoverse2194

[askpattonsanders]

Its been too long, feels like months, not days

[askromansanders]

"Yeah, crazy two days it's been."

Roman reaches out his fist, about to knock, before stopping it a few inches and pulling it away.

"Actually patton, I think you should be the one to knock since you've been away from home the longest"

[askpattonsanders]

Really? I’m sure you’ve have adventures longer

*Patton knocks on the door*

[asklogansanders]

*Surprisingly, there's no answer from Logan, which is a bit concerning as a matter of fact*

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"...That's weird, shouldn't dad have answered the door?"

[askromansanders]

"...Okay everyone, back away for I am about to open this door!"

Roman takes a few steps away, before running and ramming himself against the door, making it fall off its hinges.

[askjanussanders]

..Jesus Christ Roman can you at least check if it's unlocked first next time-

[askromansanders]

Roman pauses for a second, realising that he didn't really need to break the door down first, before speaking

"Yeah, well, this cooler and more dramatic than opening it normally"

[askjanussanders]

*loud groaning*

[askpattonsanders]

Kudos to you Roman, that was cool.

[askromansanders]

"Thank you, pat. It's good to see someone appreciating my dramatics"

[askjanussanders]

*hushed hissing* SssssssssUCK UP.

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina comes downstairs(?) to see what's going on while holding a knife*

WHO THE FUCK IS OVER THERE-

Oh

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"Mapa!"

Lulu let's go of Janus's hand and runs inside over to irina, wrapping her arms around them in tight hug

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina accidentally drops the knife from shock, dw it didn't hurt anyone, and immediately scoops Lulu up in a just as tight hug*

Oh my god where have you guys been?! I was so worried about you, is everyone ok??

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

Lulu opens and closes her mouth a couple of times, trying to find a way to answer irina's question. She ends up not saying anything, preferring to just bury her head into irina's shoulder while tears fall down her cheeks

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina is surprised and hugs Lulu tighter and then looks to Honey for an answer*

[kokoro-no-musume]

Uhhhhmm

Weeeee werrre

..kayaking?

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina just has the most "what the fuck does that mean" face and looks at Janus and Roman*

What the hell actually happened.

[askromansanders]

"As much as I'd like to tell you what happened, I'd like to explain it to both you and logan at same time to kill two birds with one stone. So, where is he?"

[irina-the-attorney]

Oh he's in his room. I dunno how he didn't hear you bREAKING OUR DOOR, but eh.

[askromansanders]

"Alright then, onward!"

Roman begins going upstairs to logan's room. Lulu sees this and stops hugging irina, deciding to hold irina's hand instead to bring them with them, and begins following roman

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina hesitates a moment but ends up following Lulu because this bitch cannot say no to her or Honey*

[askpattonsanders]

Sorry about this Irina, I’ll fix the door later

[asklogansanders]

*Logan's door is slightly ajar. It is dark, messy, and you can barely make out a silhouette on the ground laying against a wall from inside the room*

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina turns on the light*

Ayo wake up slut guess who came back

[asklogansanders]

*He wouldn't answer. Not even move*

[askromansanders]

"heeeeey logan, how you doin, buddy?"

Roman goes over to logan and crouches down beside him

"Logan?"

Roman pokes logan's face

[asklogansanders]

*He felt limp, and his eyes were pitch black.

He ran out of energy*

[askromansanders]

"... Oh god, HE'S DEAD! OH MY FUCKING GOD HE'S DEAD!"

[askjanussanders]

*exasperated* He's not dead Roman. He probably just ran out of battery like a- like a dingus.

[askromansanders]

"oh, why would he run out of battery?"

[askjanussanders]

*they try to be sassy again but realize they have no fucking clue why*

I actually don't know

[irina-the-attorney]

*meanwhile Irina loud sighing*

I can't leave this man alone for two dang seconds without something happening can I?

[askromansanders]

"So, what happened with him? Did he forget or something? I don't think so since he's not the type to forget easily"

[irina-the-attorney]

Does it look like I know? I went upstairs to work on something, heard you assholes breaking down the door, and that's it. Honestly it's almost impressive how he managed to completely collapse in that timeframe!

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

Lulu glances at logan with worried eyes before looking at the others

"Look, as much as it'd be nice to know how and why dad deactivated, what's more important right now is getting him all charged up, his charging pod is in his lab, right? Maybe we should carry him there"

[askpattonsanders]

Yeah-

*Patton sits down beside Logan and holds him*

[askromansanders]

Roman places his hand on patton's

"Don't worry, we'll get em all charged up"

Roman then stands up and claps his hands in order to get everyone's attention

"Alright everyone, here's the plan. You two-" He says while pointing at both Lulu and Honey "-are going to bed while the rest of us carry logan over to his charging thingie, sounds good?"

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"cool, I'm tired and I have no muscle strength so I won't be much help anyways"

Lulu starts making her way towards her room, leaving the others to take care of logan

[kokoro-no-musume]

Okaaayy

*Honey makes their way to their own room as well*

[askromansanders]

Roman turns to the others in the room

"Alright, Irina, you're a robot so I'm assuming that you are very strong. However, I'm not too sure about our raptailion rapscalion. Janus, how strong are you?"

[askjanussanders]

Ssssstrong enough, thank you

[askromansanders]

"Alright, janus, irina, go to logan's legs and each of you carry a leg. Patton, go carry one of logan's arms and I'll carry the other arm"

[askpattonsanders]

*Patton holds onto one of Logan’s arms and waits*

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina and Janus both grab one of Logan's legs, Janus on the left and Irina on the right*

[askromansanders]

Roman goes over to logan's other arm and grabs

"And in 3, 2, 1"

Roman pulls the arm up, carrying it

[askjanussanders]

*Jan and Iri also help with the carrying*

[askpattonsanders]

*Patton also helps*

[askromansanders]

The group carry logan over to the lab and his charging pod thing

"okay, how do we put him into the charging thingie?"

[asklogansanders]

*The doors of the lab are now ajar for them to step in. The pod is there, as it also opens like a heart locket. The inside of the pod has a bunch of wires. A blinking green light indicates for Logan to be placed there*

[irina-the-attorney]

Ok, on three everyone CAREFULLY put him in the pod thingy ok?

[askromansanders]

“Okay, on three. Three, two one!”

Roman begins to CARFULLY put Logan in his pod thing just like Irina instructed him to.

[asklogansanders]

*After Logan is placed there, some wires connect to his body as well as a big one behind his head before the pod closes. He is charging now*

[irina-the-attorney]

Ok now can one of you please explain what happened

[askromansanders]

Roman sits down on the floor because 1. He's tired as fuck 2. He's pretty that the floor is clean, but he's too tired to care.

He starts to explain everything that happened, him, janus, and the girls realising patton was kidnapped. Them arriving at romeo's Castle and doing patton's and logan's puzzle room traps before he and janus were separated from the girls. Him and janus doing their own puzzle rooms (he also talks about the truth thing, but doesn't tell how he and janus basically confessed their crushes) twig helping them. Him and janus reunionting with the girls. Twig dying. Frog patton found. And romeo dying temporarily

"and yeah, that's everything so far. I don't know what happened with the girls tho since we were separated, but I'm pretty positive that it was bad."

[irina-the-attorney]

*at some point Irina had also sat down on the floor and is currently holding their hands in front of their face, clasped together (like the first half of the boi meme)*

Ok so like

First of all, what the fuck.

Second of all, what the FUCK?!

Third of all, are you guys ok? Like mentally??

[askromansanders]

"well, I'm fine" he lied before looking towards janus and patton "what about you two?"

[askjanussanders]

*Janus shoots a squinting glare at Roman before answering*

I'm definitely not going to take a long nap after this because jeez

[askpattonsanders]

I was in a jar for three days

[irina-the-attorney]

Um ok

I'mma assume that means no

[askjanussanders]

Noooo what makes you say that

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

Lulu walked into the room, looking tired as fuck

"hey dads, hey mapa, I can't sleep"

[kokoro-no-musume]

*Honey walks in as well behind Lulu*

Hi not sleepy either

[askromansanders]

Roman looks up at the girls

"oh, hey mijas , how come you're having trouble sleeping? You were tired as hell when we came home"

[kokoro-no-musume]

Tired does not mean able to sleep papa

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"Yeah, Im not sure about hon, but I was hoping that maybe we could sleep together? Like, maybe we can get every pillow and blanket in the house, put them in the living room, make pillow blanket nest thing, and sleep in it all together? But like, it's okay if none of you are up for it"

[kokoro-no-musume]

I like that idea actually that sounds poggers

[askromansanders]

"well, we're all tired and traumatized from today's events, so sleeping together in a pillow blanket nest sounds like a pretty amazing idea! Everyone, get every blanket and pillow you can find in this house and bring them to living room! Let's go"

With that, roman and Lulu proceed to grab blankets and pillows from their rooms and bringing them to the living room

[askjanussanders]

*Janus, Honey, and Irina follow along, grabbing whatever pillows and blankets they can as well, Irina being a little more hesitant*

[askromansanders]

After a while of walking, the famILY (which had everyone but logan and irina right now) arrived at the front door of their home.

"home sweet home"

@sublimearcaderuins @heny-stikmn @xenoverse2194

[askpattonsanders]

Its been too long, feels like months, not days

[askromansanders]

"Yeah, crazy two days it's been."

Roman reaches out his fist, about to knock, before stopping it a few inches and pulling it away.

"Actually patton, I think you should be the one to knock since you've been away from home the longest"

[askpattonsanders]

Really? I’m sure you’ve have adventures longer

*Patton knocks on the door*

[asklogansanders]

*Surprisingly, there's no answer from Logan, which is a bit concerning as a matter of fact*

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"...That's weird, shouldn't dad have answered the door?"

[askromansanders]

"...Okay everyone, back away for I am about to open this door!"

Roman takes a few steps away, before running and ramming himself against the door, making it fall off its hinges.

[askjanussanders]

..Jesus Christ Roman can you at least check if it's unlocked first next time-

[askromansanders]

Roman pauses for a second, realising that he didn't really need to break the door down first, before speaking

"Yeah, well, this cooler and more dramatic than opening it normally"

[askjanussanders]

*loud groaning*

[askpattonsanders]

Kudos to you Roman, that was cool.

[askromansanders]

"Thank you, pat. It's good to see someone appreciating my dramatics"

[askjanussanders]

*hushed hissing* SssssssssUCK UP.

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina comes downstairs(?) to see what's going on while holding a knife*

WHO THE FUCK IS OVER THERE-

Oh

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"Mapa!"

Lulu let's go of Janus's hand and runs inside over to irina, wrapping her arms around them in tight hug

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina accidentally drops the knife from shock, dw it didn't hurt anyone, and immediately scoops Lulu up in a just as tight hug*

Oh my god where have you guys been?! I was so worried about you, is everyone ok??

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

Lulu opens and closes her mouth a couple of times, trying to find a way to answer irina's question. She ends up not saying anything, preferring to just bury her head into irina's shoulder while tears fall down her cheeks

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina is surprised and hugs Lulu tighter and then looks to Honey for an answer*

[kokoro-no-musume]

Uhhhhmm

Weeeee werrre

..kayaking?

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina just has the most "what the fuck does that mean" face and looks at Janus and Roman*

What the hell actually happened.

[askromansanders]

"As much as I'd like to tell you what happened, I'd like to explain it to both you and logan at same time to kill two birds with one stone. So, where is he?"

[irina-the-attorney]

Oh he's in his room. I dunno how he didn't hear you bREAKING OUR DOOR, but eh.

[askromansanders]

"Alright then, onward!"

Roman begins going upstairs to logan's room. Lulu sees this and stops hugging irina, deciding to hold irina's hand instead to bring them with them, and begins following roman

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina hesitates a moment but ends up following Lulu because this bitch cannot say no to her or Honey*

[askpattonsanders]

Sorry about this Irina, I’ll fix the door later

[asklogansanders]

*Logan's door is slightly ajar. It is dark, messy, and you can barely make out a silhouette on the ground laying against a wall from inside the room*

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina turns on the light*

Ayo wake up slut guess who came back

[asklogansanders]

*He wouldn't answer. Not even move*

[askromansanders]

"heeeeey logan, how you doin, buddy?"

Roman goes over to logan and crouches down beside him

"Logan?"

Roman pokes logan's face

[asklogansanders]

*He felt limp, and his eyes were pitch black.

He ran out of energy*

[askromansanders]

"... Oh god, HE'S DEAD! OH MY FUCKING GOD HE'S DEAD!"

[askjanussanders]

*exasperated* He's not dead Roman. He probably just ran out of battery like a- like a dingus.

[askromansanders]

"oh, why would he run out of battery?"

[askjanussanders]

*they try to be sassy again but realize they have no fucking clue why*

I actually don't know

[irina-the-attorney]

*meanwhile Irina loud sighing*

I can't leave this man alone for two dang seconds without something happening can I?

[askromansanders]

"So, what happened with him? Did he forget or something? I don't think so since he's not the type to forget easily"

[irina-the-attorney]

Does it look like I know? I went upstairs to work on something, heard you assholes breaking down the door, and that's it. Honestly it's almost impressive how he managed to completely collapse in that timeframe!

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

Lulu glances at logan with worried eyes before looking at the others

"Look, as much as it'd be nice to know how and why dad deactivated, what's more important right now is getting him all charged up, his charging pod is in his lab, right? Maybe we should carry him there"

[askpattonsanders]

Yeah-

*Patton sits down beside Logan and holds him*

[askromansanders]

Roman places his hand on patton's

"Don't worry, we'll get em all charged up"

Roman then stands up and claps his hands in order to get everyone's attention

"Alright everyone, here's the plan. You two-" He says while pointing at both Lulu and Honey "-are going to bed while the rest of us carry logan over to his charging thingie, sounds good?"

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"cool, I'm tired and I have no muscle strength so I won't be much help anyways"

Lulu starts making her way towards her room, leaving the others to take care of logan

[kokoro-no-musume]

Okaaayy

*Honey makes their way to their own room as well*

[askromansanders]

Roman turns to the others in the room

"Alright, Irina, you're a robot so I'm assuming that you are very strong. However, I'm not too sure about our raptailion rapscalion. Janus, how strong are you?"

[askjanussanders]

Ssssstrong enough, thank you

[askromansanders]

"Alright, janus, irina, go to logan's legs and each of you carry a leg. Patton, go carry one of logan's arms and I'll carry the other arm"

[askpattonsanders]

*Patton holds onto one of Logan’s arms and waits*

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina and Janus both grab one of Logan's legs, Janus on the left and Irina on the right*

[askromansanders]

Roman goes over to logan's other arm and grabs

"And in 3, 2, 1"

Roman pulls the arm up, carrying it

[askjanussanders]

*Jan and Iri also help with the carrying*

[askpattonsanders]

*Patton also helps*

[askromansanders]

The group carry logan over to the lab and his charging pod thing

"okay, how do we put him into the charging thingie?"

[asklogansanders]

*The doors of the lab are now ajar for them to step in. The pod is there, as it also opens like a heart locket. The inside of the pod has a bunch of wires. A blinking green light indicates for Logan to be placed there*

[irina-the-attorney]

Ok, on three everyone CAREFULLY put him in the pod thingy ok?

[askromansanders]

“Okay, on three. Three, two one!”

Roman begins to CARFULLY put Logan in his pod thing just like Irina instructed him to.

[asklogansanders]

*After Logan is placed there, some wires connect to his body as well as a big one behind his head before the pod closes. He is charging now*

[irina-the-attorney]

Ok now can one of you please explain what happened

[askromansanders]

Roman sits down on the floor because 1. He's tired as fuck 2. He's pretty that the floor is clean, but he's too tired to care.

He starts to explain everything that happened, him, janus, and the girls realising patton was kidnapped. Them arriving at romeo's Castle and doing patton's and logan's puzzle room traps before he and janus were separated from the girls. Him and janus doing their own puzzle rooms (he also talks about the truth thing, but doesn't tell how he and janus basically confessed their crushes) twig helping them. Him and janus reunionting with the girls. Twig dying. Frog patton found. And romeo dying temporarily

"and yeah, that's everything so far. I don't know what happened with the girls tho since we were separated, but I'm pretty positive that it was bad."

[irina-the-attorney]

*at some point Irina had also sat down on the floor and is currently holding their hands in front of their face, clasped together (like the first half of the boi meme)*

Ok so like

First of all, what the fuck.

Second of all, what the FUCK?!

Third of all, are you guys ok? Like mentally??

[askromansanders]

"well, I'm fine" he lied before looking towards janus and patton "what about you two?"

[askjanussanders]

*Janus shoots a squinting glare at Roman before answering*

I'm definitely not going to take a long nap after this because jeez

[askpattonsanders]

I was in a jar for three days

[irina-the-attorney]

Um ok

I'mma assume that means no

[askjanussanders]

Noooo what makes you say that

[askromansanders]

After a while of walking, the famILY (which had everyone but logan and irina right now) arrived at the front door of their home.

"home sweet home"

@sublimearcaderuins @heny-stikmn @xenoverse2194

[askpattonsanders]

Its been too long, feels like months, not days

[askromansanders]

"Yeah, crazy two days it's been."

Roman reaches out his fist, about to knock, before stopping it a few inches and pulling it away.

"Actually patton, I think you should be the one to knock since you've been away from home the longest"

[askpattonsanders]

Really? I’m sure you’ve have adventures longer

*Patton knocks on the door*

[asklogansanders]

*Surprisingly, there's no answer from Logan, which is a bit concerning as a matter of fact*

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"...That's weird, shouldn't dad have answered the door?"

[askromansanders]

"...Okay everyone, back away for I am about to open this door!"

Roman takes a few steps away, before running and ramming himself against the door, making it fall off its hinges.

[askjanussanders]

..Jesus Christ Roman can you at least check if it's unlocked first next time-

[askromansanders]

Roman pauses for a second, realising that he didn't really need to break the door down first, before speaking

"Yeah, well, this cooler and more dramatic than opening it normally"

[askjanussanders]

*loud groaning*

[askpattonsanders]

Kudos to you Roman, that was cool.

[askromansanders]

"Thank you, pat. It's good to see someone appreciating my dramatics"

[askjanussanders]

*hushed hissing* SssssssssUCK UP.

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina comes downstairs(?) to see what's going on while holding a knife*

WHO THE FUCK IS OVER THERE-

Oh

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"Mapa!"

Lulu let's go of Janus's hand and runs inside over to irina, wrapping her arms around them in tight hug

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina accidentally drops the knife from shock, dw it didn't hurt anyone, and immediately scoops Lulu up in a just as tight hug*

Oh my god where have you guys been?! I was so worried about you, is everyone ok??

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

Lulu opens and closes her mouth a couple of times, trying to find a way to answer irina's question. She ends up not saying anything, preferring to just bury her head into irina's shoulder while tears fall down her cheeks

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina is surprised and hugs Lulu tighter and then looks to Honey for an answer*

[kokoro-no-musume]

Uhhhhmm

Weeeee werrre

..kayaking?

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina just has the most "what the fuck does that mean" face and looks at Janus and Roman*

What the hell actually happened.

[askromansanders]

"As much as I'd like to tell you what happened, I'd like to explain it to both you and logan at same time to kill two birds with one stone. So, where is he?"

[irina-the-attorney]

Oh he's in his room. I dunno how he didn't hear you bREAKING OUR DOOR, but eh.

[askromansanders]

"Alright then, onward!"

Roman begins going upstairs to logan's room. Lulu sees this and stops hugging irina, deciding to hold irina's hand instead to bring them with them, and begins following roman

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina hesitates a moment but ends up following Lulu because this bitch cannot say no to her or Honey*

[askpattonsanders]

Sorry about this Irina, I’ll fix the door later

[asklogansanders]

*Logan's door is slightly ajar. It is dark, messy, and you can barely make out a silhouette on the ground laying against a wall from inside the room*

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina turns on the light*

Ayo wake up slut guess who came back

[asklogansanders]

*He wouldn't answer. Not even move*

[askromansanders]

"heeeeey logan, how you doin, buddy?"

Roman goes over to logan and crouches down beside him

"Logan?"

Roman pokes logan's face

[asklogansanders]

*He felt limp, and his eyes were pitch black.

He ran out of energy*

[askromansanders]

"... Oh god, HE'S DEAD! OH MY FUCKING GOD HE'S DEAD!"

[askjanussanders]

*exasperated* He's not dead Roman. He probably just ran out of battery like a- like a dingus.

[askromansanders]

"oh, why would he run out of battery?"

[askjanussanders]

*they try to be sassy again but realize they have no fucking clue why*

I actually don't know

[irina-the-attorney]

*meanwhile Irina loud sighing*

I can't leave this man alone for two dang seconds without something happening can I?

[askromansanders]

"So, what happened with him? Did he forget or something? I don't think so since he's not the type to forget easily"

[irina-the-attorney]

Does it look like I know? I went upstairs to work on something, heard you assholes breaking down the door, and that's it. Honestly it's almost impressive how he managed to completely collapse in that timeframe!

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

Lulu glances at logan with worried eyes before looking at the others

"Look, as much as it'd be nice to know how and why dad deactivated, what's more important right now is getting him all charged up, his charging pod is in his lab, right? Maybe we should carry him there"

[askpattonsanders]

Yeah-

*Patton sits down beside Logan and holds him*

[askromansanders]

Roman places his hand on patton's

"Don't worry, we'll get em all charged up"

Roman then stands up and claps his hands in order to get everyone's attention

"Alright everyone, here's the plan. You two-" He says while pointing at both Lulu and Honey "-are going to bed while the rest of us carry logan over to his charging thingie, sounds good?"

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"cool, I'm tired and I have no muscle strength so I won't be much help anyways"

Lulu starts making her way towards her room, leaving the others to take care of logan

[kokoro-no-musume]

Okaaayy

*Honey makes their way to their own room as well*

[askromansanders]

Roman turns to the others in the room

"Alright, Irina, you're a robot so I'm assuming that you are very strong. However, I'm not too sure about our raptailion rapscalion. Janus, how strong are you?"

[askjanussanders]

Ssssstrong enough, thank you

[askromansanders]

"Alright, janus, irina, go to logan's legs and each of you carry a leg. Patton, go carry one of logan's arms and I'll carry the other arm"

[askpattonsanders]

*Patton holds onto one of Logan’s arms and waits*

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina and Janus both grab one of Logan's legs, Janus on the left and Irina on the right*

[askromansanders]

Roman goes over to logan's other arm and grabs

"And in 3, 2, 1"

Roman pulls the arm up, carrying it

[askjanussanders]

*Jan and Iri also help with the carrying*

[askpattonsanders]

*Patton also helps*

[askromansanders]

The group carry logan over to the lab and his charging pod thing

"okay, how do we put him into the charging thingie?"

[asklogansanders]

*The doors of the lab are now ajar for them to step in. The pod is there, as it also opens like a heart locket. The inside of the pod has a bunch of wires. A blinking green light indicates for Logan to be placed there*

[irina-the-attorney]

Ok, on three everyone CAREFULLY put him in the pod thingy ok?

[askromansanders]

“Okay, on three. Three, two one!”

Roman begins to CARFULLY put Logan in his pod thing just like Irina instructed him to.

[asklogansanders]

*After Logan is placed there, some wires connect to his body as well as a big one behind his head before the pod closes. He is charging now*

[irina-the-attorney]

Ok now can one of you please explain what happened

[askromansanders]

Roman sits down on the floor because 1. He's tired as fuck 2. He's pretty that the floor is clean, but he's too tired to care.

He starts to explain everything that happened, him, janus, and the girls realising patton was kidnapped. Them arriving at romeo's Castle and doing patton's and logan's puzzle room traps before he and janus were separated from the girls. Him and janus doing their own puzzle rooms (he also talks about the truth thing, but doesn't tell how he and janus basically confessed their crushes) twig helping them. Him and janus reunionting with the girls. Twig dying. Frog patton found. And romeo dying temporarily

"and yeah, that's everything so far. I don't know what happened with the girls tho since we were separated, but I'm pretty positive that it was bad."

[irina-the-attorney]

*at some point Irina had also sat down on the floor and is currently holding their hands in front of their face, clasped together (like the first half of the boi meme)*

Ok so like

First of all, what the fuck.

Second of all, what the FUCK?!

Third of all, are you guys ok? Like mentally??

[askromansanders]

"well, I'm fine" he lied before looking towards janus and patton "what about you two?"

[askjanussanders]

*Janus shoots a squinting glare at Roman before answering*

I'm definitely not going to take a long nap after this because jeez

[askromansanders]

After a while of walking, the famILY (which had everyone but logan and irina right now) arrived at the front door of their home.

"home sweet home"

@sublimearcaderuins @heny-stikmn @xenoverse2194

[askpattonsanders]

Its been too long, feels like months, not days

[askromansanders]

"Yeah, crazy two days it's been."

Roman reaches out his fist, about to knock, before stopping it a few inches and pulling it away.

"Actually patton, I think you should be the one to knock since you've been away from home the longest"

[askpattonsanders]

Really? I’m sure you’ve have adventures longer

*Patton knocks on the door*

[asklogansanders]

*Surprisingly, there's no answer from Logan, which is a bit concerning as a matter of fact*

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"...That's weird, shouldn't dad have answered the door?"

[askromansanders]

"...Okay everyone, back away for I am about to open this door!"

Roman takes a few steps away, before running and ramming himself against the door, making it fall off its hinges.

[askjanussanders]

..Jesus Christ Roman can you at least check if it's unlocked first next time-

[askromansanders]

Roman pauses for a second, realising that he didn't really need to break the door down first, before speaking

"Yeah, well, this cooler and more dramatic than opening it normally"

[askjanussanders]

*loud groaning*

[askpattonsanders]

Kudos to you Roman, that was cool.

[askromansanders]

"Thank you, pat. It's good to see someone appreciating my dramatics"

[askjanussanders]

*hushed hissing* SssssssssUCK UP.

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina comes downstairs(?) to see what's going on while holding a knife*

WHO THE FUCK IS OVER THERE-

Oh

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"Mapa!"

Lulu let's go of Janus's hand and runs inside over to irina, wrapping her arms around them in tight hug

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina accidentally drops the knife from shock, dw it didn't hurt anyone, and immediately scoops Lulu up in a just as tight hug*

Oh my god where have you guys been?! I was so worried about you, is everyone ok??

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

Lulu opens and closes her mouth a couple of times, trying to find a way to answer irina's question. She ends up not saying anything, preferring to just bury her head into irina's shoulder while tears fall down her cheeks

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina is surprised and hugs Lulu tighter and then looks to Honey for an answer*

[kokoro-no-musume]

Uhhhhmm

Weeeee werrre

..kayaking?

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina just has the most "what the fuck does that mean" face and looks at Janus and Roman*

What the hell actually happened.

[askromansanders]

"As much as I'd like to tell you what happened, I'd like to explain it to both you and logan at same time to kill two birds with one stone. So, where is he?"

[irina-the-attorney]

Oh he's in his room. I dunno how he didn't hear you bREAKING OUR DOOR, but eh.

[askromansanders]

"Alright then, onward!"

Roman begins going upstairs to logan's room. Lulu sees this and stops hugging irina, deciding to hold irina's hand instead to bring them with them, and begins following roman

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina hesitates a moment but ends up following Lulu because this bitch cannot say no to her or Honey*

[askpattonsanders]

Sorry about this Irina, I’ll fix the door later

[asklogansanders]

*Logan's door is slightly ajar. It is dark, messy, and you can barely make out a silhouette on the ground laying against a wall from inside the room*

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina turns on the light*

Ayo wake up slut guess who came back

[asklogansanders]

*He wouldn't answer. Not even move*

[askromansanders]

"heeeeey logan, how you doin, buddy?"

Roman goes over to logan and crouches down beside him

"Logan?"

Roman pokes logan's face

[asklogansanders]

*He felt limp, and his eyes were pitch black.

He ran out of energy*

[askromansanders]

"... Oh god, HE'S DEAD! OH MY FUCKING GOD HE'S DEAD!"

[askjanussanders]

*exasperated* He's not dead Roman. He probably just ran out of battery like a- like a dingus.

[askromansanders]

"oh, why would he run out of battery?"

[askjanussanders]

*they try to be sassy again but realize they have no fucking clue why*

I actually don't know

[irina-the-attorney]

*meanwhile Irina loud sighing*

I can't leave this man alone for two dang seconds without something happening can I?

[askromansanders]

"So, what happened with him? Did he forget or something? I don't think so since he's not the type to forget easily"

[irina-the-attorney]

Does it look like I know? I went upstairs to work on something, heard you assholes breaking down the door, and that's it. Honestly it's almost impressive how he managed to completely collapse in that timeframe!

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

Lulu glances at logan with worried eyes before looking at the others

"Look, as much as it'd be nice to know how and why dad deactivated, what's more important right now is getting him all charged up, his charging pod is in his lab, right? Maybe we should carry him there"

[askpattonsanders]

Yeah-

*Patton sits down beside Logan and holds him*

[askromansanders]

Roman places his hand on patton's

"Don't worry, we'll get em all charged up"

Roman then stands up and claps his hands in order to get everyone's attention

"Alright everyone, here's the plan. You two-" He says while pointing at both Lulu and Honey "-are going to bed while the rest of us carry logan over to his charging thingie, sounds good?"

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"cool, I'm tired and I have no muscle strength so I won't be much help anyways"

Lulu starts making her way towards her room, leaving the others to take care of logan

[kokoro-no-musume]

Okaaayy

*Honey makes their way to their own room as well*

[askromansanders]

Roman turns to the others in the room

"Alright, Irina, you're a robot so I'm assuming that you are very strong. However, I'm not too sure about our raptailion rapscalion. Janus, how strong are you?"

[askjanussanders]

Ssssstrong enough, thank you

[askromansanders]

"Alright, janus, irina, go to logan's legs and each of you carry a leg. Patton, go carry one of logan's arms and I'll carry the other arm"

[askpattonsanders]

*Patton holds onto one of Logan’s arms and waits*

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina and Janus both grab one of Logan's legs, Janus on the left and Irina on the right*

[askromansanders]

Roman goes over to logan's other arm and grabs

"And in 3, 2, 1"

Roman pulls the arm up, carrying it

[askjanussanders]

*Jan and Iri also help with the carrying*

[askromansanders]

After a while of walking, the famILY (which had everyone but logan and irina right now) arrived at the front door of their home.

"home sweet home"

@sublimearcaderuins @heny-stikmn @xenoverse2194

[askpattonsanders]

Its been too long, feels like months, not days

[askromansanders]

"Yeah, crazy two days it's been."

Roman reaches out his fist, about to knock, before stopping it a few inches and pulling it away.

"Actually patton, I think you should be the one to knock since you've been away from home the longest"

[askpattonsanders]

Really? I’m sure you’ve have adventures longer

*Patton knocks on the door*

[asklogansanders]

*Surprisingly, there's no answer from Logan, which is a bit concerning as a matter of fact*

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"...That's weird, shouldn't dad have answered the door?"

[askromansanders]

"...Okay everyone, back away for I am about to open this door!"

Roman takes a few steps away, before running and ramming himself against the door, making it fall off its hinges.

[askjanussanders]

..Jesus Christ Roman can you at least check if it's unlocked first next time-

[askromansanders]

Roman pauses for a second, realising that he didn't really need to break the door down first, before speaking

"Yeah, well, this cooler and more dramatic than opening it normally"

[askjanussanders]

*loud groaning*

[askpattonsanders]

Kudos to you Roman, that was cool.

[askromansanders]

"Thank you, pat. It's good to see someone appreciating my dramatics"

[askjanussanders]

*hushed hissing* SssssssssUCK UP.

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina comes downstairs(?) to see what's going on while holding a knife*

WHO THE FUCK IS OVER THERE-

Oh

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"Mapa!"

Lulu let's go of Janus's hand and runs inside over to irina, wrapping her arms around them in tight hug

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina accidentally drops the knife from shock, dw it didn't hurt anyone, and immediately scoops Lulu up in a just as tight hug*

Oh my god where have you guys been?! I was so worried about you, is everyone ok??

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

Lulu opens and closes her mouth a couple of times, trying to find a way to answer irina's question. She ends up not saying anything, preferring to just bury her head into irina's shoulder while tears fall down her cheeks

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina is surprised and hugs Lulu tighter and then looks to Honey for an answer*

[kokoro-no-musume]

Uhhhhmm

Weeeee werrre

..kayaking?

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina just has the most "what the fuck does that mean" face and looks at Janus and Roman*

What the hell actually happened.

[askromansanders]

"As much as I'd like to tell you what happened, I'd like to explain it to both you and logan at same time to kill two birds with one stone. So, where is he?"

[irina-the-attorney]

Oh he's in his room. I dunno how he didn't hear you bREAKING OUR DOOR, but eh.

[askromansanders]

"Alright then, onward!"

Roman begins going upstairs to logan's room. Lulu sees this and stops hugging irina, deciding to hold irina's hand instead to bring them with them, and begins following roman

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina hesitates a moment but ends up following Lulu because this bitch cannot say no to her or Honey*

[askpattonsanders]

Sorry about this Irina, I’ll fix the door later

[asklogansanders]

*Logan's door is slightly ajar. It is dark, messy, and you can barely make out a silhouette on the ground laying against a wall from inside the room*

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina turns on the light*

Ayo wake up slut guess who came back

[asklogansanders]

*He wouldn't answer. Not even move*

[askromansanders]

"heeeeey logan, how you doin, buddy?"

Roman goes over to logan and crouches down beside him

"Logan?"

Roman pokes logan's face

[asklogansanders]

*He felt limp, and his eyes were pitch black.

He ran out of energy*

[askromansanders]

"... Oh god, HE'S DEAD! OH MY FUCKING GOD HE'S DEAD!"

[askjanussanders]

*exasperated* He's not dead Roman. He probably just ran out of battery like a- like a dingus.

[askromansanders]

"oh, why would he run out of battery?"

[askjanussanders]

*they try to be sassy again but realize they have no fucking clue why*

I actually don't know

[irina-the-attorney]

*meanwhile Irina loud sighing*

I can't leave this man alone for two dang seconds without something happening can I?

[askromansanders]

"So, what happened with him? Did he forget or something? I don't think so since he's not the type to forget easily"

[irina-the-attorney]

Does it look like I know? I went upstairs to work on something, heard you assholes breaking down the door, and that's it. Honestly it's almost impressive how he managed to completely collapse in that timeframe!

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

Lulu glances at logan with worried eyes before looking at the others

"Look, as much as it'd be nice to know how and why dad deactivated, what's more important right now is getting him all charged up, his charging pod is in his lab, right? Maybe we should carry him there"

[askpattonsanders]

Yeah-

*Patton sits down beside Logan and holds him*

[askromansanders]

Roman places his hand on patton's

"Don't worry, we'll get em all charged up"

Roman then stands up and claps his hands in order to get everyone's attention

"Alright everyone, here's the plan. You two-" He says while pointing at both Lulu and Honey "-are going to bed while the rest of us carry logan over to his charging thingie, sounds good?"

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"cool, I'm tired and I have no muscle strength so I won't be much help anyways"

Lulu starts making her way towards her room, leaving the others to take care of logan

[kokoro-no-musume]

Okaaayy

*Honey makes their way to their own room as well*

[askromansanders]

Roman turns to the others in the room

"Alright, Irina, you're a robot so I'm assuming that you are very strong. However, I'm not too sure about our raptailion rapscalion. Janus, how strong are you?"

[askjanussanders]

Ssssstrong enough, thank you

[askromansanders]

After a while of walking, the famILY (which had everyone but logan and irina right now) arrived at the front door of their home.

"home sweet home"

@sublimearcaderuins @heny-stikmn @xenoverse2194

[askpattonsanders]

Its been too long, feels like months, not days

[askromansanders]

"Yeah, crazy two days it's been."

Roman reaches out his fist, about to knock, before stopping it a few inches and pulling it away.

"Actually patton, I think you should be the one to knock since you've been away from home the longest"

[askpattonsanders]

Really? I’m sure you’ve have adventures longer

*Patton knocks on the door*

[asklogansanders]

*Surprisingly, there's no answer from Logan, which is a bit concerning as a matter of fact*

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"...That's weird, shouldn't dad have answered the door?"

[askromansanders]

"...Okay everyone, back away for I am about to open this door!"

Roman takes a few steps away, before running and ramming himself against the door, making it fall off its hinges.

[askjanussanders]

..Jesus Christ Roman can you at least check if it's unlocked first next time-

[askromansanders]

Roman pauses for a second, realising that he didn't really need to break the door down first, before speaking

"Yeah, well, this cooler and more dramatic than opening it normally"

[askjanussanders]

*loud groaning*

[askpattonsanders]

Kudos to you Roman, that was cool.

[askromansanders]

"Thank you, pat. It's good to see someone appreciating my dramatics"

[askjanussanders]

*hushed hissing* SssssssssUCK UP.

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina comes downstairs(?) to see what's going on while holding a knife*

WHO THE FUCK IS OVER THERE-

Oh

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"Mapa!"

Lulu let's go of Janus's hand and runs inside over to irina, wrapping her arms around them in tight hug

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina accidentally drops the knife from shock, dw it didn't hurt anyone, and immediately scoops Lulu up in a just as tight hug*

Oh my god where have you guys been?! I was so worried about you, is everyone ok??

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

Lulu opens and closes her mouth a couple of times, trying to find a way to answer irina's question. She ends up not saying anything, preferring to just bury her head into irina's shoulder while tears fall down her cheeks

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina is surprised and hugs Lulu tighter and then looks to Honey for an answer*

[kokoro-no-musume]

Uhhhhmm

Weeeee werrre

..kayaking?

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina just has the most "what the fuck does that mean" face and looks at Janus and Roman*

What the hell actually happened.

[askromansanders]

"As much as I'd like to tell you what happened, I'd like to explain it to both you and logan at same time to kill two birds with one stone. So, where is he?"

[irina-the-attorney]

Oh he's in his room. I dunno how he didn't hear you bREAKING OUR DOOR, but eh.

[askromansanders]

"Alright then, onward!"

Roman begins going upstairs to logan's room. Lulu sees this and stops hugging irina, deciding to hold irina's hand instead to bring them with them, and begins following roman

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina hesitates a moment but ends up following Lulu because this bitch cannot say no to her or Honey*

[askpattonsanders]

Sorry about this Irina, I’ll fix the door later

[asklogansanders]

*Logan's door is slightly ajar. It is dark, messy, and you can barely make out a silhouette on the ground laying against a wall from inside the room*

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina turns on the light*

Ayo wake up slut guess who came back

[asklogansanders]

*He wouldn't answer. Not even move*

[askromansanders]

"heeeeey logan, how you doin, buddy?"

Roman goes over to logan and crouches down beside him

"Logan?"

Roman pokes logan's face

[asklogansanders]

*He felt limp, and his eyes were pitch black.

He ran out of energy*

[askromansanders]

"... Oh god, HE'S DEAD! OH MY FUCKING GOD HE'S DEAD!"

[askjanussanders]

*exasperated* He's not dead Roman. He probably just ran out of battery like a- like a dingus.

[askromansanders]

"oh, why would he run out of battery?"

[askjanussanders]

*they try to be sassy again but realize they have no fucking clue why*

I actually don't know

[askromansanders]

After a while of walking, the famILY (which had everyone but logan and irina right now) arrived at the front door of their home.

"home sweet home"

@sublimearcaderuins @heny-stikmn @xenoverse2194

[askpattonsanders]

Its been too long, feels like months, not days

[askromansanders]

"Yeah, crazy two days it's been."

Roman reaches out his fist, about to knock, before stopping it a few inches and pulling it away.

"Actually patton, I think you should be the one to knock since you've been away from home the longest"

[askpattonsanders]

Really? I’m sure you’ve have adventures longer

*Patton knocks on the door*

[asklogansanders]

*Surprisingly, there's no answer from Logan, which is a bit concerning as a matter of fact*

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"...That's weird, shouldn't dad have answered the door?"

[askromansanders]

"...Okay everyone, back away for I am about to open this door!"

Roman takes a few steps away, before running and ramming himself against the door, making it fall off its hinges.

[askjanussanders]

..Jesus Christ Roman can you at least check if it's unlocked first next time-

[askromansanders]

Roman pauses for a second, realising that he didn't really need to break the door down first, before speaking

"Yeah, well, this cooler and more dramatic than opening it normally"

[askjanussanders]

*loud groaning*

[askpattonsanders]

Kudos to you Roman, that was cool.

[askromansanders]

"Thank you, pat. It's good to see someone appreciating my dramatics"

[askjanussanders]

*hushed hissing* SssssssssUCK UP.

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina comes downstairs(?) to see what's going on while holding a knife*

WHO THE FUCK IS OVER THERE-

Oh

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"Mapa!"

Lulu let's go of Janus's hand and runs inside over to irina, wrapping her arms around them in tight hug

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina accidentally drops the knife from shock, dw it didn't hurt anyone, and immediately scoops Lulu up in a just as tight hug*

Oh my god where have you guys been?! I was so worried about you, is everyone ok??

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

Lulu opens and closes her mouth a couple of times, trying to find a way to answer irina's question. She ends up not saying anything, preferring to just bury her head into irina's shoulder while tears fall down her cheeks

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina is surprised and hugs Lulu tighter and then looks to Honey for an answer*

[kokoro-no-musume]

Uhhhhmm

Weeeee werrre

..kayaking?

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina just has the most "what the fuck does that mean" face and looks at Janus and Roman*

What the hell actually happened.

[askromansanders]

"As much as I'd like to tell you what happened, I'd like to explain it to both you and logan at same time to kill two birds with one stone. So, where is he?"

[irina-the-attorney]

Oh he's in his room. I dunno how he didn't hear you bREAKING OUR DOOR, but eh.

[askromansanders]

"Alright then, onward!"

Roman begins going upstairs to logan's room. Lulu sees this and stops hugging irina, deciding to hold irina's hand instead to bring them with them, and begins following roman

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina hesitates a moment but ends up following Lulu because this bitch cannot say no to her or Honey*

[askpattonsanders]

Sorry about this Irina, I’ll fix the door later

[asklogansanders]

*Logan's door is slightly ajar. It is dark, messy, and you can barely make out a silhouette on the ground laying against a wall from inside the room*

[irina-the-attorney]

*Irina turns on the light*

Ayo wake up slut guess who came back

[asklogansanders]

*He wouldn't answer. Not even move*

[askromansanders]

"heeeeey logan, how you doin, buddy?"

Roman goes over to logan and crouches down beside him

"Logan?"

Roman pokes logan's face

[asklogansanders]

*He felt limp, and his eyes were pitch black.

He ran out of energy*

[askromansanders]

"... Oh god, HE'S DEAD! OH MY FUCKING GOD HE'S DEAD!"

[askjanussanders]

*exasperated* He's not dead Roman. He probably just ran out of battery like a- like a dingus.

[askromansanders]

After a while of walking, the famILY (which had everyone but logan and irina right now) arrived at the front door of their home.

"home sweet home"

@sublimearcaderuins @heny-stikmn @xenoverse2194

[askpattonsanders]

Its been too long, feels like months, not days

[askromansanders]

"Yeah, crazy two days it's been."

Roman reaches out his fist, about to knock, before stopping it a few inches and pulling it away.

"Actually patton, I think you should be the one to knock since you've been away from home the longest"

[askpattonsanders]

Really? I’m sure you’ve have adventures longer

*Patton knocks on the door*

[asklogansanders]

*Surprisingly, there's no answer from Logan, which is a bit concerning as a matter of fact*

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"...That's weird, shouldn't dad have answered the door?"

[askromansanders]

"...Okay everyone, back away for I am about to open this door!"

Roman takes a few steps away, before running and ramming himself against the door, making it fall off its hinges.

[askjanussanders]

..Jesus Christ Roman can you at least check if it's unlocked first next time-

[askromansanders]

Roman pauses for a second, realising that he didn't really need to break the door down first, before speaking

"Yeah, well, this cooler and more dramatic than opening it normally"

[askjanussanders]

*loud groaning*

[askpattonsanders]

Kudos to you Roman, that was cool.

[askromansanders]

"Thank you, pat. It's good to see someone appreciating my dramatics"

[askjanussanders]

*hushed hissing* SssssssssUCK UP.

[askromansanders]

After a while of walking, the famILY (which had everyone but logan and irina right now) arrived at the front door of their home.

"home sweet home"

@sublimearcaderuins @heny-stikmn @xenoverse2194

[askpattonsanders]

Its been too long, feels like months, not days

[askromansanders]

"Yeah, crazy two days it's been."

Roman reaches out his fist, about to knock, before stopping it a few inches and pulling it away.

"Actually patton, I think you should be the one to knock since you've been away from home the longest"

[askpattonsanders]

Really? I’m sure you’ve have adventures longer

*Patton knocks on the door*

[asklogansanders]

*Surprisingly, there's no answer from Logan, which is a bit concerning as a matter of fact*

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"...That's weird, shouldn't dad have answered the door?"

[askromansanders]

"...Okay everyone, back away for I am about to open this door!"

Roman takes a few steps away, before running and ramming himself against the door, making it fall off its hinges.

[askjanussanders]

..Jesus Christ Roman can you at least check if it's unlocked first next time-

[askromansanders]

Roman pauses for a second, realising that he didn't really need to break the door down first, before speaking

"Yeah, well, this cooler and more dramatic than opening it normally"

[askjanussanders]

*loud groaning*

[askromansanders]

After a while of walking, the famILY (which had everyone but logan and irina right now) arrived at the front door of their home.

"home sweet home"

@sublimearcaderuins @heny-stikmn @xenoverse2194

[askpattonsanders]

Its been too long, feels like months, not days

[askromansanders]

"Yeah, crazy two days it's been."

Roman reaches out his fist, about to knock, before stopping it a few inches and pulling it away.

"Actually patton, I think you should be the one to knock since you've been away from home the longest"

[askpattonsanders]

Really? I’m sure you’ve have adventures longer

*Patton knocks on the door*

[asklogansanders]

*Surprisingly, there's no answer from Logan, which is a bit concerning as a matter of fact*

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"...That's weird, shouldn't dad have answered the door?"

[askromansanders]

"...Okay everyone, back away for I am about to open this door!"

Roman takes a few steps away, before running and ramming himself against the door, making it fall off its hinges.

[askjanussanders]

..Jesus Christ Roman can you at least check if it's unlocked first next time-

[askpattonsanders]

Chapter IDK

@lulus-chaotic-roleplaying @kokoro-no-musume

*you awaken inside a giant beehive, the floor soaked in thick honey*

[thekingofcreativity]

Smash it of course

*he clicks his fingers and Bea pops up, sitting on the urn*

[kokoro-no-musume]

Bea!! Wait why are ya sitting on that

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

Why are you acting excited to see them?! They fucking tortured us earlier!

[thekingofcreativity]

‘Hey y’all! Congratulations on reaching the final level of Pattons Prison!’

And for failing to contain the four of you, Bea will be deleted

*Romeo clicks his fingers as Bea glitches out, yelling*

[kokoro-no-musume]

Oh shit—

[thekingofcreativity]

I just thought it fitting for you to see your dad before he passes

*they raise the urn above his head*

[askromansanders]

Roman quickly tackles romeo before she could break the urn

[thekingofcreativity]

*he throws the urn in the air before trying to push Toman off of them*

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"Oh shit-"

Lulu quickly rushes forward and catches the urn before it could fall and shatter onto the ground

[askpattonsanders]

*there’s a tired croak from inside*

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"huh?"

Lulu tilts her head in confusion before opening the urn

[askpattonsanders]

*frog Patton sits inside, looking up at Lulu* Kiddo?

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"Pops! Oh my god, are you okay?!"

Lulu takes frog patton out of the urn and gently holds him

[askpattonsanders]

*Patton cries as Lulu grabs him* I’m so sorry kiddo..

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"Just don't ever do self-sacrificial shit like that ever again and it's all gonna be good, are you hurt?"

[askpattonsanders]

Language! Just tired

[kokoro-no-musume]

*Hon runs over to Lulu cause frog dad*

Dad! What happened!?

[askpattonsanders]

Romeo said if I turned myself in, they wouldn’t bother you again. I thought I would just live in my own part of the Imagination, not in a jar. He made me write the horrid note to Logan

[kokoro-no-musume]

Dad with all due respect its fucking Romeo we're talking about here what made you think they'd keep their word??

[askpattonsanders]

They pinky promised though! Is Logan ok?

[askromansanders]

Roman and romeo are wrestling eachother, however, Roman does yell out an answer for patton's question

"The nerd's fine! Probably freaking out alot cause we forgot to tell him where we went, but fine!"

[thekingofcreativity]

Fucking get off of me!! You’re crushing my spine!

[askromansanders]

Roman keeps wrestling them.

"Fuck you and your spine!"

[askjanussanders]

*meanwhile Janus is just standing in the back cheering Roman on and also holding their staff thing just in case*

Go Roman go! Go Roman go! Get her ass!!

[thekingofcreativity]

*Romeo reaches for her shield sat beside the throne* Fuck all of you!

[askjanussanders]

*Janus grabs(?) Romeo's shield with the cane and yeets it out of her reach*

Nope!

[thekingofcreativity]

Fuck you snake!

[askromansanders]

Roman decides that enough is enough and puts his sword close to romeo's neck

"It's over for you, Romeo. Any last words?"

[thekingofcreativity]

You won’t kill me, I won’t fucking die. *Romeo keeps thrashing and clawing at Roman*

[askromansanders]

Roman slices Romeo's neck open, spilling blood on his clothes and everywhere.

[thekingofcreativity]

*Romeo laughs as he chokes* See ya later…

[askromansanders]

"what do you mean see you la-"

Roman faceplams himself when the realization hits him

"oh goddamn it, she's a side"

Roman sighs before standing up and turning to the others

"alright gang, let's get out of here"

[askpattonsanders]

*tiny frog Patton hops around on the ground and stares at Roman* My hero!

[askromansanders]

"Patton!"

Roman crouchs down and carefully takess frog patton off the ground and let's him sit in his hands.

"Oh thank god you're okay! You are okay, right?"

[askpattonsanders]

Nothing I can’t walk off! Are you alright?

[askromansanders]

Roman takes a quick glance at romeo's dead body before looking back at patton

"Yeah, I'm fine." He lied "I just wanna get out of here"

[askpattonsanders]

Me too

*Patton hops down and becomes a battered human Patton* Thank you

*Patton kisses Romans nose*

[askromansanders]

Roman's eyes go wide as he blushes, before standing up and taking patton's to make his way out of the castle with the others

"Anytime, popstar"

[askjanussanders]

*Janus gives Roman a concerned look, many conflicting emotions marring their face, before shaking it off and leaving the castle as well, holding Honey and Lulu's hands*

[askpattonsanders]

Chapter IDK

@lulus-chaotic-roleplaying @kokoro-no-musume

*you awaken inside a giant beehive, the floor soaked in thick honey*

[thekingofcreativity]

Smash it of course

*he clicks his fingers and Bea pops up, sitting on the urn*

[kokoro-no-musume]

Bea!! Wait why are ya sitting on that

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

Why are you acting excited to see them?! They fucking tortured us earlier!

[thekingofcreativity]

‘Hey y’all! Congratulations on reaching the final level of Pattons Prison!’

And for failing to contain the four of you, Bea will be deleted

*Romeo clicks his fingers as Bea glitches out, yelling*

[kokoro-no-musume]

Oh shit—

[thekingofcreativity]

I just thought it fitting for you to see your dad before he passes

*they raise the urn above his head*

[askromansanders]

Roman quickly tackles romeo before she could break the urn

[thekingofcreativity]

*he throws the urn in the air before trying to push Toman off of them*

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"Oh shit-"

Lulu quickly rushes forward and catches the urn before it could fall and shatter onto the ground

[askpattonsanders]

*there’s a tired croak from inside*

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"huh?"

Lulu tilts her head in confusion before opening the urn

[askpattonsanders]

*frog Patton sits inside, looking up at Lulu* Kiddo?

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"Pops! Oh my god, are you okay?!"

Lulu takes frog patton out of the urn and gently holds him

[askpattonsanders]

*Patton cries as Lulu grabs him* I’m so sorry kiddo..

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"Just don't ever do self-sacrificial shit like that ever again and it's all gonna be good, are you hurt?"

[askpattonsanders]

Language! Just tired

[kokoro-no-musume]

*Hon runs over to Lulu cause frog dad*

Dad! What happened!?

[askpattonsanders]

Romeo said if I turned myself in, they wouldn’t bother you again. I thought I would just live in my own part of the Imagination, not in a jar. He made me write the horrid note to Logan

[kokoro-no-musume]

Dad with all due respect its fucking Romeo we're talking about here what made you think they'd keep their word??

[askpattonsanders]

They pinky promised though! Is Logan ok?

[askromansanders]

Roman and romeo are wrestling eachother, however, Roman does yell out an answer for patton's question

"The nerd's fine! Probably freaking out alot cause we forgot to tell him where we went, but fine!"

[thekingofcreativity]

Fucking get off of me!! You’re crushing my spine!

[askromansanders]

Roman keeps wrestling them.

"Fuck you and your spine!"

[askjanussanders]

*meanwhile Janus is just standing in the back cheering Roman on and also holding their staff thing just in case*

Go Roman go! Go Roman go! Get her ass!!

[thekingofcreativity]

*Romeo reaches for her shield sat beside the throne* Fuck all of you!

[askjanussanders]

*Janus grabs(?) Romeo's shield with the cane and yeets it out of her reach*

Nope!

[askpattonsanders]

Chapter IDK

@lulus-chaotic-roleplaying @kokoro-no-musume

*you awaken inside a giant beehive, the floor soaked in thick honey*

[thekingofcreativity]

Smash it of course

*he clicks his fingers and Bea pops up, sitting on the urn*

[kokoro-no-musume]

Bea!! Wait why are ya sitting on that

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

Why are you acting excited to see them?! They fucking tortured us earlier!

[thekingofcreativity]

‘Hey y’all! Congratulations on reaching the final level of Pattons Prison!’

And for failing to contain the four of you, Bea will be deleted

*Romeo clicks his fingers as Bea glitches out, yelling*

[kokoro-no-musume]

Oh shit—

[thekingofcreativity]

I just thought it fitting for you to see your dad before he passes

*they raise the urn above his head*

[askromansanders]

Roman quickly tackles romeo before she could break the urn

[thekingofcreativity]

*he throws the urn in the air before trying to push Toman off of them*

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"Oh shit-"

Lulu quickly rushes forward and catches the urn before it could fall and shatter onto the ground

[askpattonsanders]

*there’s a tired croak from inside*

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"huh?"

Lulu tilts her head in confusion before opening the urn

[askpattonsanders]

*frog Patton sits inside, looking up at Lulu* Kiddo?

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"Pops! Oh my god, are you okay?!"

Lulu takes frog patton out of the urn and gently holds him

[askpattonsanders]

*Patton cries as Lulu grabs him* I’m so sorry kiddo..

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

"Just don't ever do self-sacrificial shit like that ever again and it's all gonna be good, are you hurt?"

[askpattonsanders]

Language! Just tired

[kokoro-no-musume]

*Hon runs over to Lulu cause frog dad*

Dad! What happened!?

[askpattonsanders]

Romeo said if I turned myself in, they wouldn’t bother you again. I thought I would just live in my own part of the Imagination, not in a jar. He made me write the horrid note to Logan

[kokoro-no-musume]

Dad with all due respect its fucking Romeo we're talking about here what made you think they'd keep their word??

[askpattonsanders]

They pinky promised though! Is Logan ok?

[askromansanders]

Roman and romeo are wrestling eachother, however, Roman does yell out an answer for patton's question

"The nerd's fine! Probably freaking out alot cause we forgot to tell him where we went, but fine!"

[thekingofcreativity]

Fucking get off of me!! You’re crushing my spine!

[askromansanders]

Roman keeps wrestling them.

"Fuck you and your spine!"

[askjanussanders]

*meanwhile Janus is just standing in the back cheering Roman on and also holding their staff thing just in case*

Go Roman go! Go Roman go! Get her ass!!

[askpattonsanders]

Chapter IDK

@lulus-chaotic-roleplaying @kokoro-no-musume

*you awaken inside a giant beehive, the floor soaked in thick honey*

[askpattonsanders]

Sorry…are you feeling ok?

[kokoro-no-musume]

Yeah yeah yeah I'm fine I'm great let's just get outta here as quickly as possible

[askpattonsanders]

Wonderful!! It’s time for the next question! Please step through the door for the next round!

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

*Lulu glares at bea for a bit before walking through the door*

[askpattonsanders]

*Bea is gonna C r y*

Our next question is…who are the leads in Gravity Falls?

[kokoro-no-musume]

Dipper and Mabel

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

Dipper and mabel!

[askpattonsanders]

Oh, sorry Lulu, but Honey answered first! *a burning pain Sears across Lulus back*

[kokoro-no-musume]

Wh- That's not fair!

[askpattonsanders]

I don’t make the gosh dang rules

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

*The moment that bea had started the pain, Lulu had immediately started screaming with hands flying up to clutch her head in some attempt to stop the pain. It didn't work of course and she just ended up collapsing and curling up on the floor as the feeling of electrocution in her head continued. It had felt as though someone was ripping her mind apart and she hadn't stopped screaming or crying*

[askpattonsanders]

Oh! Well that’s a sore one indeed! Man that’s some trauma alright!

[kokoro-no-musume]

Bea what the fuck, you're not usually like this what has gotten into you?! Stop it!

[askpattonsanders]

She got the question wrong, it’s mandatory. And we’ve only interacted , like twice. Why would you assume I act like a certain way?

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

STOP! STOP- PLEASE! IT HURTS! FUCKING STOP!

*Lulu's voice was starting to hurt from how loud she was screaming*

[askpattonsanders]

Just hang in there! Only a little bit longer left!

[kokoro-no-musume]

STOP IT! LEAVE HER ALONE!

[askpattonsanders]

Complete! *the electricity stops* Only one more question! You guys are doing amazing!

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

*Lulu stops screaming and crying once the pain had stopped, however, she continues shaking for a bit on floor with hands still clutching her head. It only lasts a second tho, and with that, she shakenly stands up before wiping away he tears and looking towards bea* F-First off, I hate you and I hope you die or-or get deleted *Lulu then turns towards Honey* Second off, I think you should be the one to get the next question right

[askpattonsanders]

It’s not my fault, I’m sorry. Please don’t try and rig the questions, as my program will possibly overload

[kokoro-no-musume]

*ignoring Bea*

What? Nonono Luz you get the next question right, I insist

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

No, stop being a self-sacrifical idiot, you should get the question right. Plus, I can handle it.

[kokoro-no-musume]

First of all, no

Second of all,

uh

you're a hypocrite

I've- I'm more used to stuff like this I can take it, you're a human you can't, you should get the question right

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

Yeah, but that’s why you should get the question right! you’ve been through enough pain in your life, you don’t to relive through that pain again

[kokoro-no-musume]

Uh, no, I'm older than you, I know what's best, and I say you don't deserve to go through that pain again.

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

Did you srsly just pull out the older sibling card on me? wow. Look, I’m younger, which means that I have a higher pain tolerance than you, which means I should be the one to get the question wrong

[kokoro-no-musume]

That... doesn't even make sense!

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

yeah it does! It’s cause of stamina!

[kokoro-no-musume]

Stamina shmanina! I'm made- I- I'm not even human so I have more stamina than you so there!

[askpattonsanders]

IF YOU DON’T MAKE A DECISION I WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU BOTH!

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

*Lulu quickly turns to bea with a look of murder*

SHUT THE FUCK UP! NO ONE ASKED YOU SHIT!

*Lulu then turns to Honey*

Look, one of us has to get it wrong, and I can't stand letting you get hurt

[kokoro-no-musume]

Well- uh- Im- Well I insulted your mom, so I still gotta make up for that!

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

What?! No! I'm still pissed at you for that, but that doesn't mean you should put yourself through pain to make it up to me you bimbo!

Although, if you really wanna make it up to me right now, you could let me get the question wrong while you get it right

[kokoro-no-musume]

Don't you manipulate me you purple punk! You're getting the question right while I'm getting it wrong. Period end of.

[askpattonsanders]

*throws bagel rind* Can we get on? Carrying this mic is very hard when it’s twice my size

[kokoro-no-musume]

Bea, this ain't about you, stay out of this

[askpattonsanders]

you got 5 minutes

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

*Lulu pauses for a moment, trying to think of a solution to this problem, before a light bulb lights up in her head*

Hey, what if whoever gets the last question right gets subjected to pain? We both clearly don't want the other to experience pain, so y'know, it's a solution

[askpattonsanders]

I…I..I think so?

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

So, if we go through the next door and one of us answers the question correctly, then the person who answered correctly will be subjected to pain while the person who didn't get the question right will be okay?

[askpattonsanders]

Why not? Go ahead. The final question is: Who is Catras live interest?

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

Adora!

[askpattonsanders]

Congratulations! You’re correct!

*electricity once again courses throughout Lulus head*

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

*Once again, Lulu begins immediately screaming, collapsing onto the floor with her hands clutching her head again*

[kokoro-no-musume]

Ohmygodohmygod

*Honey, not knowing what else to fucking do, wraps Lulu up in a hug to reassure her*

[askpattonsanders]

*the electricity courses through Honey as well* Wait stop!! Both of you can’t get hurt!

[kokoro-no-musume]

*Honey grits their teeth trying to ignore the pain*

It- It's ok Luz, I'm h- here, I- I won't l- leave yo—

*she unfortunately is interrupted by their own loud screaming*

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

*Lulu buried her head in Honey's shoulder when they began telling her reassurens. However, the moment that Honey started screaming, Lulu quickly pushed Honey away and backed away from them as much as they could while still in pain*

[askpattonsanders]

*the electricity stops flowing as Bea begins glitching and opens the final door* S-shittt

[kokoro-no-musume]

*Hon's panting after the electricity stops affecting them as well*

Bea? Ar- are ya ok?

[askpattonsanders]

Yesssss. Plllleease prroceedd! Thankk yo-you ff-for being m-my frie-friend!

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

*Lulu stands up from where she was lying down, swaying a lil bit from side to side*

God- I feel like passing out

[askpattonsanders]

On-once you s-step th-through…eve-everything w-will be fine!

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

Are our dads on the other side? Or is it another trap?

[askpattonsanders]

Janus a-and Rom-Roman…and Pa-Patton…and Ro-Romeo…all th-there. Log-Logan wa-was t-too i-ill…No-no trap..pinky pro-promise

[lulus-chaotic-roleplaying]

*Lulu stares at Bea with suspicious look, not trusting them one bit, before sighing and walking towards and through the door*

Well, it's not like we can do anything other than listen to you yet. Come on, honey

[kokoro-no-musume]

Okaaayyyy

*Honey walks through the door as well, speeding up a bit to get ahead of Lulu cause overprotective sister is overprotective*

[askpattonsanders]

*the platform clicks, and suddenly Honey, Janus, and Roman are dropped into a throne room. A large heart shaped urn stands on a table in the middle of the room*

[askromansanders]

*Roman let's out an Oof as he hit the ground, but he then stands up and spots Lulu and Honey*

MIJAS!

*As soon as he said that, he rushed over towards them and picked the both of them in a hug*

I'm so glad you're okay! Wait, are you two okay?

[askjanussanders]

*Jan rushes over and joins the hug as well, wrapping everyone in the blanket they still have*

Oh my goodness we were so worried about you! Are you two ok?- wait roman just said that. Sorry I'm just concerned

[askjanussanders]

(WHAT)