Thank you to @asksamuraitroopers for providing me with the full audio for the mini dramas that were included in Vol 1 of the Blu-ray set. I really appreciate your effort to contact and send them to me. I've not translated all of them yet (only 3 episodes were included in Vol 1), but ya'll can enjoy Episode 1 first. Btw, I previously tagged the audio drama samples with #audio drama. For the full tracks however, I will use the tag #full audio drama. So FYI if you need an easier way to search for them on this blog. Anyway, translation is below:
【Mini Drama Episode #1】 “After the Battle, it’s Time for a Bath-ttle!” Edit/TV Anime “Yoroi Shin Den Samurai Troopers”
Gai, who was raised to adhere to bathhouse etiquette by a certain strict individual from youjakai, now shows his teammates the right way to conduct themselves.
Yamato: Whewww, I've been rejuvenated—*flinches*
Yamato: Uhh.... I feel my shoulders tingling a little.
Musashi: You may be right; looks like there's a wound on your shoulder.
Shion: I guess heroes are the kind to get hurt without even realizing it.
Musashi: Hmm? It looks more like a scratch though...
Yamato: Well, my back felt kinda itchy yesterday, so, y'know...
Shion: You mean you did that to yourself?
Gai: Yamato, you should check for any wounds before getting into the bath. Kaito, did you rinse your body off first? Shion, tie your hair up so it doesn’t get in the bathwater. Musashi, soak up to your shoulders and count to ten.
Kaito: What’s with this all of a sudden?
Shion: Are you some kind of regular here that you’re so strict about manners?
Musashi: Hey, isn’t it kinda weird how you’re fussing over us that much?
Gai: What? I’m just stating the obvious. If you make any mistakes using a public bath, they’ll get really mad at you!
Kaito: It seems there’s someone among the Ten Braves who’s strict about manners at the bathhouse...
Musashi: Hey, hey, the instructions you gave me— that’s like something parents would tell their kids right?
Gai: Alright you assholes, STAND UP!
Gai: I want to check everyone for any more wounds.
Musashi: For your information, Gai, I'm the same age as you!
Gai: Don't care. Now, GET UP!
Kaito: Because I don't have any wounds. There's no reason for me to show you my naked body.
Yamato: Haha! *stands up* You guys really have no confidence in your own nakedness, do you?
Musashi: Yama-nii doesn't know what it means to feel shame. Please forgive him.
Yamato: I don't give a damn if people see me like this. Here, I'll give you long hard look! How's this? Pretty swole aren't I?
Gai: Huh? What do you mean by "swole"?
Kaito: He really is just all brawn, isn't he?
Yamato: Eh? Does the scrawny lil' sprout have something to say?
Kaito: DON'T YOU EVER COMPARE ME TO THAT BLAND-TASTING VEGETABLE!!!
Musashi: ???? You don't like bean sprouts?
Shion: Alright, look. Me? I'm a researcher, so I look my best when I dress smart. Geniuses don't need all that extra muscle is what I'm trying to say.
Musashi: And here comes this guy with his excuses....
Gai: Sprouts? OH, YOU MEAN THOSE THIN WHITE THINGS?
Yamato: You're just realizing that now?
Gai: Well yeah, that's exactly what Musashi is.
Musashi: HUUUHHHH????!!!!!!
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Musashi: *steps on weighing scale* Ugh, I haven't gained any weight at all. I guess I am the scrawniest sprout of all the lil' sprouts. Yep, yep, guess I knew that already. Go ahead and laugh, guys.
Gai: Hm? What's got you so down?
Shion: Everyone has their own opinion of the ideal body type, after all....
Gai: Humans really are interesting, aren't they?
Kaito: Here. *hands Gai milk bottle*
Kaito: This is what you’re supposed to do after taking a bath.
Yamato: Right, let’s do it then! Put your hand on your hip like this, pop the cap off, and chug it all down in one shot!
Gai, Kaito, & Yamato: *proceed to drink the cold milk*
Gai: A drink after the baths— it can’t get any better than this!
Musashi: Ohhh, nice! I want to have a drink too!
Shion: Count me in as well, thank you very much~
Gai: Hey, you guys better make sure to dry your hair properly!