#ask-sassy-michael

[asksassygabriel]

if ur not dead can i not be dead 2/?

No go back in ur cage

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

When you were being born dad thought he was taking a shit and long story short you were born in a toilet

did it hurt when u fell into the toilet bc ur a piece of shit xxx

[asksassysheriffjody]

Hello yes I would like to turn myself in for the whole pineapple thing

Here it is. We finally have the conclusion to the pineapple debacle. I will detain you for a week to see if there are any hacking shenanigans reasons you'd like to recant your confession. After that, you will be tried by a jury of your peers, so I'd maybe find a lawyer if I were you.

[asksassychuck]

*ugly sobbing* Chuck....mikey called off the wedding in front of every1 and i was so heart broken and humiliated

*cuddles* shhhhh, shhhhh, it’s okay, it’s okay shhhhhhhhhh

*whispers* I will fuck him up, promise.

[jarjar-kinks]

ask-sassy-michael replied to your post:[[MOR] im having a panic attack for maybe 10...

SsshHhhh bb you is kiiiind you is smaaaart and you is impooortant and you needs some Kleenex ilu

ilu2 frick i just feel like all the emotions ive been bottling up for the past year or two are crashing down around me like there's never not a day where i dont think about how i wasn't even allowed a moment of privacy with my father before he passed because of my crazy fucking family and how broken he looked like he couldn't talk to me he couldn't tell me he loved me anymore and now im trying to get into bard next year and im freaking out over that too what if i dont get in what if i dont make anything of myself, what if i let my mom down and shes been criticizing me so much and i deserve it all ive been recently is a piece of shit that doesnt know what shes going to do with the rest of her life

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

HEY BRO IM IN UR ASKHOLE AGAIN WINKWINK AM I TALKING ABOUT INCEST OR YOUR ASK BOX YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WANNA FUCK

ur so romantic michael

[ask-sassy-samandriel]

one time I was really hungry and tried to eat three baked potatoes at once by shoving one potato in each ear, and pushing the other one into my mouth whole by slamming my face on the table, ironically I had a lot in common with those potatoes, I was baked too and that was the raddest shit ever

remember when we thought michael was a respectable angel

[asksassychuck]

omc dad why did u like the post where I spilled my heart out about getting rejected, you hate me don't u

Sorry not sorry OuO

To be frank, it is kinda hard to get married to yourself. Physically. Get another vessel?

Oh, since you need to possess a Winchester, why not try Piney? Isn’t he still alive and half a Winchester?

OuO hehe.