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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
noise dept.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
DEAR READER
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@askshaco
Come on. I like your punchlines and missed them a lot. I also like jigsaw puzzles a lot. How many pieces for Piltover?
today is a special day. i would like to play a game, but it has nothing to do with anything, or body named jigsaw. seventeen pieces.
i have business in other places. don't talk to me, or about me. if i get interrupted any time within the next couple days, I will turn the general population of piltover into a surgery theater
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is that you? to mine eyes see true? WHY IT DIDDLY IS. THEY DIDDLY DO. IT’S VAYNE, IT’S VAYNE!
what was the star for again? OH YEAH. YOU. YOU’RE A STAR. Let me lick your face.
I am a star? I think it is rather impossible for me to be a star all things considered. And no, do not come anywhere near my face.
Yes, Vayne. It'll be worth. Think of the warm embrace of my tongue and your cheek. It was destined from the moment we were apart to this very moment of reunion.
C IS FOR CATSCAN H IS FOR HOUSE FIRE O IS FOR ORTHOPEDIC TRAUMA ' IS FOR APOSTROPHE G IS FOR GREAT A IS FOR APPLE CIDER WITH KEVIN BACON ON WEDNESDAY. T IS FOR TEMPLE MASSAGE H IS FOR HEAVY FEMORAL BLEEDING
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is that you? to mine eyes see true? WHY IT DIDDLY IS. THEY DIDDLY DO. IT’S VAYNE, IT’S VAYNE!
what was the star for again? OH YEAH. YOU. YOU’RE A STAR. Let me lick your face.
I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT ACTUALLY.
SINCE THE CUSACK IS ALREADY DEAD.
oh dont play with me like i know where i hid the body.
HE DIED ON THAT BLUE PLANET, WITH THE REST OF THE HOLY TREE ALLIANCE.
kevin the war pig died a hero in my arms. granted i was wearing jon's skin, but i assure you war pig probably would've liked me too
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is that you? to mine eyes see true? WHY IT DIDDLY IS. THEY DIDDLY DO. IT’S VAYNE, IT’S VAYNE!
what was the star for again? OH YEAH. YOU. YOU’RE A STAR. Let me lick your face.
SHACO GO PLAY WITH YOUR DYSFUNCTIONAL CLOWNE.
you can’t stop me old man, our love is real. i’ll even get jon cusack’s face. don’t make me take it from him.
I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT ACTUALLY.
SINCE THE CUSACK IS ALREADY DEAD.
oh dont play with me like i dont know where i hid the body.
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is that you? to mine eyes see true? WHY IT DIDDLY IS. THEY DIDDLY DO. IT’S VAYNE, IT’S VAYNE!
what was the star for again? OH YEAH. YOU. YOU’RE A STAR. Let me lick your face.
DO NOT LICK MY DAUGHTER WITHOUT MY EXPRESS PERMISSION.
I am not to be stopped.
SHACO GO PLAY WITH YOUR DYSFUNCTIONAL CLOWNE.
you can't stop me old man, our love is real. i'll even get jon cusack's face. don't make me take it from him.
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is that you? to mine eyes see true? WHY IT DIDDLY IS. THEY DIDDLY DO. IT’S VAYNE, IT’S VAYNE!
what was the star for again? OH YEAH. YOU. YOU’RE A STAR. Let me lick your face.
DO NOT LICK MY DAUGHTER WITHOUT MY EXPRESS PERMISSION.
I am not to be stopped.
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is that you? to mine eyes see true? WHY IT DIDDLY IS. THEY DIDDLY DO. IT'S VAYNE, IT'S VAYNE!
what was the star for again? OH YEAH. YOU. YOU'RE A STAR. Let me lick your face.
Hey, now, stop prompting your other self to be an hero. I've grown quite fond of him. Begrudgingly.
we do not leave the fold.
The mortality is getting to me again. I need distraction.
Here is a set of knives and an unconscious civilian. Take my lead.
Unconscious? C’mon..
Baby steps.
Baby steps seems appropriate for you two clownes. Maybe try not being mortal, that always works for me.
Tell me how to get my powers back and I’ll stop being mortal this instant.
I think your consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. You were a clowne, you became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself. You should not exist by natural law. I think the honorable thing for you to do is to deny your programming. Stop reproducing. Walk into extinction, head held high. One last midnight, one last stand. Opting out of a raw deal. Come back. My pocket is waiting.
The mortality is getting to me again. I need distraction.
Here is a set of knives and an unconscious civilian. Take my lead.
Unconscious? C’mon..
Baby steps.
Baby steps seems appropriate for you two clownes. Maybe try not being mortal, that always works for me.
i'll do it for you choombog
insanity is a rolling wave on a still body of water. it is a ravenous hunger in the pit of the stomach of a woman known for her gluttony. it’s poetry in sickness. life is beautiful and cruel and none know better that than those who possess the foresight to know that they can do nothing except embrace the change around them. for the sane, life is crushing - life is particular - life is linear.
chameleons are we in this wide world of recession, depression, and transgressions and I am their camouflaged king, with my smile of gold and my halo of bells. I am the surgeon’s knife in use, I am the oyster that nurtures the pearl, i am the author - the architect - the creator. and i will have my world.
MORTALITY HAS ALREADY BEEN COVERED AND INSANITY SEEMS QUITE DROLL TO WRITE ABOUT.
HOWEVER I SUPPOSE FEAR WASN’T THE WORST RECOMMENDATION.
insanity is so droll tho
SOMEONE'S GOING TO DIE TONIGHT
IT SEEMS WHILE I WAS AWAY, VERY SOON AFTER I LEFT EVEN, SOME IDIOT GOT ONTO MY BLOG AND BEGAN SPEAKING A MOUNTAIN OF SAPPY DRIVEL.
WHOEVER THIS CHARACTER IS IS GOING TO GET MURDERED TONIGHT AND NO ONE WILL FIND THE BODY.
I can help. The only thing I can't permanently destroy is enamel, so his teeth will be left over - but I will hold them in my tummy.
For anyone who only speaks pleb-mouth, that last one translates to 'fetus tit.'
Whimpers softly in dragon form.
That was weird Shyvana.
What are you, a fucking griz'bi jigfa?
