Ask Dimitri!

Working together with @askblackeaglesclaude, @ask-dora-arnault, @askthetsundereman, and @ask-claudes-number-2!!

[ask-claudes-number-2]

LINHARDT! I HAVE SOME INFORMATION FOR YOU AND DIMITRI! SO APPARENTLY A MEMBER OF THE BLUE LIONS HAS BEEN SKIPPING CLASS, LATELY! DO YOU THINK THIS MAY HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH CLAUDE'S DISAPPEARANCE!?

Though I'm unsure of whether or not it's related, it's certainly better than nothing! Dimitri, Felix, did the two of you know about this?

// @asksimpingdimitri @askthetsundereman //

[asksimpingdimitri]

I’m not too sure how it might be related, but I do know that the Lion in question is Sylvain.

He hasn’t even spoken to me about why he’s been skipping...

[asksimpingdimitri]

Hey, have you seen Sylvain lately? I haven't seen him in class today...

Oh? How strange, I haven’t seen him either.

I wonder where he is...

[asksimpingdimitri]

Have you heard anything about where Claude might possibly be? I doubt he's in danger, knowing him, but... Still, I am a bit... Worried... -Linhardt

I haven’t... I’m unsure of where to even start looking. He could be anywhere.

[asksimpingdimitri]

Oi Dimitri??? I think Claude was just snatched???? Should we worry about this???? -Koi Anon

Oh no! Of course we should worry, that’s Claude!

@ask-claudes-number-2 @askthetsundereman We have to do something about this! Where might he have been taken?

[asksimpingdimitri]

Hi Dimitri! I hope you have a good day and dont forget to drink water and get something to eat! That goes for everyone!

Ah, thank you! I do appreciate the kind words.

[asksimpingdimitri]

—

Claude?! What is the meaning of this-

[asksimpingdimitri]

Hey, Dimitri! I was wondering, do you have any plans for this Harvest Festival?

Oh, is that really coming up so quickly? I hadn’t even realized!

I don’t really have any plans, though... Why do you ask?

[asksimpingdimitri]

Claude kissed him!!!!!

Amazing! I knew he could do it!

[asksimpingdimitri]

*tosses a large gift to him in it is a brand new lance* Your old one was getting rusty. -Felix

( @askthetsundereman )

Oh! Felix, thank you! This is wonderful!

I love it... And I love you.

[askthetsundereman]

I- Me too.

[asksimpingdimitri]

Aww! You’re blushing...

[asksimpingdimitri]

Claude does like Linhardt, right?

Well, yeah, it seems so! Care to explain, @askblackeaglesclaude ?

[asksimpingdimitri]

*tosses a large gift to him in it is a brand new lance* Your old one was getting rusty. -Felix

( @askthetsundereman )

Oh! Felix, thank you! This is wonderful!

I love it... And I love you.

[asksimpingdimitri]

You’ve been acting strange lately. Why’s that? -Felix

( @askthetsundereman )

Oh, h-hello Felix! I… didn’t think you’d notice. Is it really that obvious something is amiss?

[askthetsundereman]

I’ve known you for years. It’s easy to tell when you’re acting strange.

[asksimpingdimitri]

Ah, I suppose that is true. I’m just unsure of how to say this… But I think I know where to begin… Felix, what do you think of me?

[askthetsundereman]

W-well you’re the boar prince. A prude, oblivious, and idiotic boar prince.

[asksimpingdimitri]

Um… What would you do, then, if I…

[askthetsundereman]

!!!

What are you doing?!

[asksimpingdimitri]

I-I don’t even know, I just really like you… Is that alright?

[askthetsundereman]

I- you?… *incoherent mumbling* 

[asksimpingdimitri]

Y-Yeah, um… I guess there’s no turning back now. Do you feel the same?

[askthetsundereman]

You can’t just- I- 

…*mumbles out a tiny yes*

[asksimpingdimitri]

!!

Really? You’re not just saying that??

[askthetsundereman]

You stupid, oblivious boar. Of course I’m not just saying that. I’ve been trying to show you that I liked you for weeks.

[asksimpingdimitri]

Oh, I… Thank you, Felix. 

[askthetsundereman]

What are you thanking me for? Just… shut up and kiss me.

[asksimpingdimitri]

O-Of course! *leans in but hesitates a little*

[askthetsundereman]

*Closes the gap between them*

[asksimpingdimitri]

[askblackeaglesclaude]

This is a callout.

Dimitri can’t be trusted with one simple little secret and so now I’m exposing his simp crimes-

@asksimpingdimitri

[asksimpingdimitri]

One little secret? Oh, you mean that you like Linhardt?

[askblackeaglesclaude]

Dimitri. Dimitri. First of all, you can’t just go around saying that, people are going to get the wrong idea! SECOND of all, you don’t know that!! I see absolutely zero evidence to your claim and you are completely wrong-

[asksimpingdimitri]

Then why might your face be all red? I think it’s because you’re... In love?

[askblackeaglesclaude]

N- N- No! Liar! YOU’RE the one who’s in love! Couldn’t be me...

[asksimpingdimitri]

We already knew that I was in love, Claude- You helped me with that. So, I think it’s time to return the favor.

[askblackeaglesclaude]

This is a callout.

Dimitri can’t be trusted with one simple little secret and so now I’m exposing his simp crimes-

@asksimpingdimitri

[asksimpingdimitri]

One little secret? Oh, you mean that you like Linhardt?

[askblackeaglesclaude]

Dimitri. Dimitri. First of all, you can’t just go around saying that, people are going to get the wrong idea! SECOND of all, you don’t know that!! I see absolutely zero evidence to your claim and you are completely wrong-

[asksimpingdimitri]

Then why might your face be all red? I think it’s because you’re... In love?

[askblackeaglesclaude]

This is a callout.

Dimitri can’t be trusted with one simple little secret and so now I’m exposing his simp crimes-

@asksimpingdimitri

[asksimpingdimitri]

One little secret? Oh, you mean that you like Linhardt?

[ask-claudes-number-2]

Linhardt! I’m here with a word of advice. Claude is... Quite something when it comes to keeping secrets. You may have to make the first move with him if you’re looking to get something out of him.

Make the first move? What are you-

*sigh*

Fine... I suppose there's no point in trying to hide it. And what exactly do you propose I do?

[asksimpingdimitri]

Haha, just say what’s on your mind! I know Claude never will.

[ask-claudes-number-2]

Say what's on my mind? What, just out of the blue? No, I can't be that careless.

[asksimpingdimitri]

Careless may be exactly what you need... However, if you think you have a better method of bringing it up, then go with that.

Just remember: Claude will most likely remain quiet about what’s on his mind. I believe in you, Linhardt!

[ask-claudes-number-2]

Linhardt! I’m here with a word of advice. Claude is... Quite something when it comes to keeping secrets. You may have to make the first move with him if you’re looking to get something out of him.

Make the first move? What are you-

*sigh*

Fine... I suppose there's no point in trying to hide it. And what exactly do you propose I do?

[asksimpingdimitri]

Haha, just say what’s on your mind! I know Claude never will.