Ask Felix

I am not a tsundere. //Working with @askblackeaglesclaude @asksimpingdimitri @ask-dora-arnault\\

[askthetsundereman]

Felix! Time sensitive question, how would you feel if I dressed you up as a cat?

Humiliated.

However I don’t think I’ll feel anything but satification once I stab you after you pull that stunt.

[ask-claudes-number-2]

LINHARDT! I HAVE SOME INFORMATION FOR YOU AND DIMITRI! SO APPARENTLY A MEMBER OF THE BLUE LIONS HAS BEEN SKIPPING CLASS, LATELY! DO YOU THINK THIS MAY HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH CLAUDE'S DISAPPEARANCE!?

Though I’m unsure of whether or not it’s related, it’s certainly better than nothing! Dimitri, Felix, did the two of you know about this?

// @asksimpingdimitri @askthetsundereman //

[asksimpingdimitri]

I’m not too sure how it might be related, but I do know that the Lion in question is Sylvain.

He hasn’t even spoken to me about why he’s been skipping…

[askthetsundereman]

Why would someone who always skips class be a suspect? Especially if the person is Sylvain.

[asksimpingdimitri]

*tosses a large gift to him in it is a brand new lance* Your old one was getting rusty. -Felix

( @askthetsundereman )

Oh! Felix, thank you! This is wonderful!

I love it... And I love you.

[askthetsundereman]

I- Me too.

[asksimpingdimitri]

You’ve been acting strange lately. Why’s that? -Felix

( @askthetsundereman )

Oh, h-hello Felix! I… didn’t think you’d notice. Is it really that obvious something is amiss?

[askthetsundereman]

I’ve known you for years. It’s easy to tell when you’re acting strange.

[asksimpingdimitri]

Ah, I suppose that is true. I’m just unsure of how to say this… But I think I know where to begin… Felix, what do you think of me?

[askthetsundereman]

W-well you’re the boar prince. A prude, oblivious, and idiotic boar prince.

[asksimpingdimitri]

Um… What would you do, then, if I…

[askthetsundereman]

!!!

What are you doing?!

[asksimpingdimitri]

I-I don’t even know, I just really like you… Is that alright?

[askthetsundereman]

I- you?… *incoherent mumbling* 

[asksimpingdimitri]

Y-Yeah, um… I guess there’s no turning back now. Do you feel the same?

[askthetsundereman]

You can’t just- I- 

…*mumbles out a tiny yes*

[asksimpingdimitri]

!!

Really? You’re not just saying that??

[askthetsundereman]

You stupid, oblivious boar. Of course I’m not just saying that. I’ve been trying to show you that I liked you for weeks.

[asksimpingdimitri]

Oh, I… Thank you, Felix. 

[askthetsundereman]

What are you thanking me for? Just… shut up and kiss me.

[asksimpingdimitri]

O-Of course! *leans in but hesitates a little*

[askthetsundereman]

*Closes the gap between them*

[asksimpingdimitri]

[asksimpingdimitri]

You’ve been acting strange lately. Why’s that? -Felix

( @askthetsundereman )

Oh, h-hello Felix! I… didn’t think you’d notice. Is it really that obvious something is amiss?

[askthetsundereman]

I’ve known you for years. It’s easy to tell when you’re acting strange.

[asksimpingdimitri]

Ah, I suppose that is true. I’m just unsure of how to say this… But I think I know where to begin… Felix, what do you think of me?

[askthetsundereman]

W-well you’re the boar prince. A prude, oblivious, and idiotic boar prince.

[asksimpingdimitri]

Um… What would you do, then, if I…

[askthetsundereman]

!!!

What are you doing?!

[asksimpingdimitri]

I-I don’t even know, I just really like you… Is that alright?

[askthetsundereman]

I- you?… *incoherent mumbling* 

[asksimpingdimitri]

Y-Yeah, um… I guess there’s no turning back now. Do you feel the same?

[askthetsundereman]

You can’t just- I- 

…*mumbles out a tiny yes*

[asksimpingdimitri]

!!

Really? You’re not just saying that??

[askthetsundereman]

You stupid, oblivious boar. Of course I’m not just saying that. I’ve been trying to show you that I liked you for weeks.

[asksimpingdimitri]

Oh, I… Thank you, Felix. 

[askthetsundereman]

What are you thanking me for? Just… shut up and kiss me.

[asksimpingdimitri]

O-Of course! *leans in but hesitates a little*

[askthetsundereman]

*Closes the gap between them*

[asksimpingdimitri]

You’ve been acting strange lately. Why’s that? -Felix

( @askthetsundereman )

Oh, h-hello Felix! I… didn’t think you’d notice. Is it really that obvious something is amiss?

[askthetsundereman]

I’ve known you for years. It’s easy to tell when you’re acting strange.

[asksimpingdimitri]

Ah, I suppose that is true. I’m just unsure of how to say this… But I think I know where to begin… Felix, what do you think of me?

[askthetsundereman]

W-well you’re the boar prince. A prude, oblivious, and idiotic boar prince.

[asksimpingdimitri]

Um… What would you do, then, if I…

[askthetsundereman]

!!!

What are you doing?!

[asksimpingdimitri]

I-I don’t even know, I just really like you… Is that alright?

[askthetsundereman]

I- you?… *incoherent mumbling* 

[asksimpingdimitri]

Y-Yeah, um… I guess there’s no turning back now. Do you feel the same?

[askthetsundereman]

You can’t just- I- 

…*mumbles out a tiny yes*

[asksimpingdimitri]

!!

Really? You’re not just saying that??

[askthetsundereman]

You stupid, oblivious boar. Of course I’m not just saying that. I’ve been trying to show you that I liked you for weeks.

[asksimpingdimitri]

Oh, I… Thank you, Felix. 

[askthetsundereman]

What are you thanking me for? Just... shut up and kiss me.

[asksimpingdimitri]

You’ve been acting strange lately. Why’s that? -Felix

( @askthetsundereman )

Oh, h-hello Felix! I… didn’t think you’d notice. Is it really that obvious something is amiss?

[askthetsundereman]

I’ve known you for years. It’s easy to tell when you’re acting strange.

[asksimpingdimitri]

Ah, I suppose that is true. I’m just unsure of how to say this… But I think I know where to begin… Felix, what do you think of me?

[askthetsundereman]

W-well you’re the boar prince. A prude, oblivious, and idiotic boar prince.

[asksimpingdimitri]

Um… What would you do, then, if I…

[askthetsundereman]

!!!

What are you doing?!

[asksimpingdimitri]

I-I don’t even know, I just really like you… Is that alright?

[askthetsundereman]

I- you?… *incoherent mumbling* 

[asksimpingdimitri]

Y-Yeah, um… I guess there’s no turning back now. Do you feel the same?

[askthetsundereman]

You can’t just- I- 

…*mumbles out a tiny yes*

[asksimpingdimitri]

!!

Really? You’re not just saying that??

[askthetsundereman]

You stupid, oblivious boar. Of course I’m not just saying that. I’ve been trying to show you that I liked you for weeks.

[asksimpingdimitri]

You’ve been acting strange lately. Why’s that? -Felix

( @askthetsundereman )

Oh, h-hello Felix! I… didn’t think you’d notice. Is it really that obvious something is amiss?

[askthetsundereman]

I’ve known you for years. It’s easy to tell when you’re acting strange.

[asksimpingdimitri]

Ah, I suppose that is true. I’m just unsure of how to say this… But I think I know where to begin… Felix, what do you think of me?

[askthetsundereman]

W-well you’re the boar prince. A prude, oblivious, and idiotic boar prince.

[asksimpingdimitri]

Um… What would you do, then, if I…

[askthetsundereman]

!!!

What are you doing?!

[asksimpingdimitri]

I-I don’t even know, I just really like you… Is that alright?

[askthetsundereman]

I- you?… *incoherent mumbling* 

[asksimpingdimitri]

Y-Yeah, um… I guess there’s no turning back now. Do you feel the same?

[askthetsundereman]

You can’t just- I- 

...*mumbles out a tiny yes*

[asksimpingdimitri]

You’ve been acting strange lately. Why’s that? -Felix

( @askthetsundereman )

Oh, h-hello Felix! I… didn’t think you’d notice. Is it really that obvious something is amiss?

[askthetsundereman]

I’ve known you for years. It’s easy to tell when you’re acting strange.

[asksimpingdimitri]

Ah, I suppose that is true. I’m just unsure of how to say this… But I think I know where to begin… Felix, what do you think of me?

[askthetsundereman]

W-well you’re the boar prince. A prude, oblivious, and idiotic boar prince.

[asksimpingdimitri]

Um… What would you do, then, if I…

[askthetsundereman]

!!!

What are you doing?!

[asksimpingdimitri]

I-I don’t even know, I just really like you… Is that alright?

[askthetsundereman]

I- you?... *incoherent mumbling* 

[asksimpingdimitri]

You’ve been acting strange lately. Why’s that? -Felix

( @askthetsundereman )

Oh, h-hello Felix! I… didn’t think you’d notice. Is it really that obvious something is amiss?

[askthetsundereman]

I’ve known you for years. It’s easy to tell when you’re acting strange.

[asksimpingdimitri]

Ah, I suppose that is true. I’m just unsure of how to say this… But I think I know where to begin… Felix, what do you think of me?

[askthetsundereman]

W-well you’re the boar prince. A prude, oblivious, and idiotic boar prince.

[asksimpingdimitri]

Um… What would you do, then, if I…

[askthetsundereman]

!!!

What are you doing?!

[asksimpingdimitri]

You’ve been acting strange lately. Why’s that? -Felix

( @askthetsundereman )

Oh, h-hello Felix! I... didn’t think you’d notice. Is it really that obvious something is amiss?

[askthetsundereman]

I’ve known you for years. It’s easy to tell when you’re acting strange.

[asksimpingdimitri]

Ah, I suppose that is true. I’m just unsure of how to say this... But I think I know where to begin... Felix, what do you think of me?

[askthetsundereman]

W-well you’re the boar prince. A prude, oblivious, and idiotic boar prince.

[askthetsundereman]

*Pats head*

*swats hand away*

What was that for? Go away.

[asksimpingdimitri]

You’ve been acting strange lately. Why’s that? -Felix

( @askthetsundereman )

Oh, h-hello Felix! I... didn’t think you’d notice. Is it really that obvious something is amiss?

[askthetsundereman]

I’ve known you for years. It’s easy to tell when you’re acting strange.

[askthetsundereman]

Hey, Felix, I've been wondering... Has Dimitri been acting strange lately?

As a matter of fact, he has. Why?

[askblackeaglesclaude]

Well, actually... I've noticed that too. And I think I know why.

...did he do the shoulder touch?

[askthetsundereman]

Shoulder touch? He hasn’t done that.

You said you know why he’s acting strange. Care to tell me?

[askblackeaglesclaude]

Honestly? I think that's something you should ask him yourself, Felix. There's only so much I can tell you.

...you probably wouldn't believe me, anyway.

[askthetsundereman]

Ask him myself?

...if this is one of your little schemes I’m not interested.

[askblackeaglesclaude]

Come on, you've got to trust me here! It'd be much better if he explained it. You can put up with him for that long, yes?

[askthetsundereman]

I can tolerate him better than I can with you.

...Fine I’ll go talk with him.

[askthetsundereman]

Hey, Felix, I've been wondering... Has Dimitri been acting strange lately?

As a matter of fact, he has. Why?

[askblackeaglesclaude]

Well, actually... I've noticed that too. And I think I know why.

...did he do the shoulder touch?

[askthetsundereman]

Shoulder touch? He hasn’t done that.

You said you know why he’s acting strange. Care to tell me?

[askblackeaglesclaude]

Honestly? I think that's something you should ask him yourself, Felix. There's only so much I can tell you.

...you probably wouldn't believe me, anyway.

[askthetsundereman]

Ask him myself?

...if this is one of your little schemes I’m not interested.

[askthetsundereman]

Hey, Felix, I've been wondering... Has Dimitri been acting strange lately?

As a matter of fact, he has. Why?

[askblackeaglesclaude]

Well, actually... I've noticed that too. And I think I know why.

...did he do the shoulder touch?

[askthetsundereman]

Shoulder touch? He hasn’t done that.

You said you know why he’s acting strange. Care to tell me?

[askthetsundereman]

Hey, Felix, I've been wondering... Has Dimitri been acting strange lately?

As a matter of fact, he has. Why?