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Sans are creepy when you are angry

Papyrus: IT BECOMES MUCH LESS INTIMIDATING WHEN YOU REALIZE HE IS BASICALLY BLIND WITHOUT HIS PUPILS ON.

Verdana: It gives you time to leave the room and maybe get a snack or something.

Sans is good dad right Pap?

Papyrus: I’M MEAN, HE OBVIOUSLY CARES VERY MUCH FOR HER SO… THAT COUNTS FOR SOMETHING RIGHT??

What would you do if your kids was bullied

Papyrus: UNDYNE EVEN HAD TO SHOW UP AND EVERYTHING! I REALLY HOPE THAT LITTLE INCIDENT DIDN’T TARNISH MY CHANCES OF INTO THE ROYAL GUARD.

Sans you read parenting books? It can help you. *Give him a big a lot of books* Just stay calm down Sans you can do it.

Sans: i’ll just, uh… add them to the pile for right now i guess?

Hi Sans, How daddy hood going for you?

Sans: i’m still trying to get the hang of it.

Papyrus: YOU’VE BEEN A FATHER FOR SIX YEARS SANS.

So, Paps and Sans and little Vardy, how are you all doing? •u•

Sans: i am underappreciated in my time.

Sans have you ever tried to geuss what the lady behind the door looked like?

Papyrus: BUT YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DISPROVE MY THEORY!!

Papyrus do youuuu have any love interests? Winkwonk

Papyrus: THERE IS A CERTAIN SOMEONE I AM FOND OF, BUT THE CHANCES OF US EVERY REALLY MEETING ARE QUITE LOW…

Papyrus I bet you are the bestest uncle in the whole wide world!!!

Papyrus: UNLESS THE MYSTERIOUS DOOR LADY ALSO HAS A BROTHER, BUT EVEN THEN, I AM READY TO DEFEND MY TITLE!

sans you should tell her! aren't you curious about how she looks? and im sure she can help you! you cant do that maybe hint about whats going on?

Papyrus: I EVEN OFFERED TO LEND HIM MY OFFICIAL DATING RULEBOOK!

sans sans how was she born without the woman behind the door finding out?????

Sans: well, i’m sorry that i don’t know how to bring up “hey btw i accidentally made a baby with you” in a casual conversation

Sans Sans Sans did you ever give Verdana a toy that she treasures now?

Sans: i mean, it worked out pretty well, but not before she nearly screamed her skull off on the first day of preschool.

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