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[askskwisgaarskwigelf]

tgbadsd !!

fuckings.

[askskwisgaarskwigelf]

Do you Djent?

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[plucky-passerine]

“It takes more muscles to frown than to smile!” yes but a resting bitch face takes zero muscles so who’s the real winner here

[askskwisgaarskwigelf]

Did you know Elsa sneaks into her mom's greenhouse?

of course, who else woulds look afters de plants??

but i didnts know she BRINGS COMPANIES @askelsaskwigelf @askdillthedrummer

[askskwisgaarskwigelf]

What was Elsa's first word?

i hads been sayings guitar words to her for months!! but even as a little babies she was gonna bes her own person. hahaha

[askskwisgaarskwigelf]

How long did it take you to master the guitar?

[askdillthedrummer]

what do you think of the other members of dethklok?

@askskwisgaarskwigelf @ask-pickles-the-drummer

[askskwisgaarskwigelf]

ja WELLS

[askdillthedrummer]

Skwisgaar is the better father.

[ask-pickles-the-drummer]

Elsa’s the better son.

[askskwisgaarskwigelf]

i gots a lot of work to does in de studios... but i will be backs!! dont worries, i gets all yous asks, i wont forgets to answer

[askskwisgaarskwigelf]

Will you redo the Skwisgaar Skwigelf Master Guitar Lesson?

besides, we’s busy recordings some new stuff now anyways

[askskwisgaarskwigelf]

How do you feel about Elsa and Dill's date?

honestlies it ams pretty weirds for me, but i does trust my @askelsaskwigelf to has funs without getting into troubles

[askskwisgaarskwigelf]

Are you in love with Toki?

he dont even pays attention to me any mores! why woulds you even asks me dis? toki? hah dont makes me laughs,, dat useless nord,,, i,,

[askmotherskwigelf]

Do you have any names in mind for the baby?

I like the name….Elsa if its a girl, what do you think @askskwisgaarskwigelf?

[askskwisgaarskwigelf]

well i never gets things wrong, you knows dat xD i cants explain why I knows dis but i do. what makes you so confidents dat our little pal will be a girls, anyways?

[askmotherskwigelf]

Because mother’s intuition, and sometimes I’m right….not all the time, but sometimes…on occasion. XD, Ok then if you’re right and baby is a boy, then I will do  all the diaper changes, and the bathings, and the midnight feedings and you don’t. But if I’m right you have to. 

[askskwisgaarskwigelf]

ah yous right most of de times, dat's why we's de best couple evers!! but dis time it's just me who ams right. we gots a son for sures, so good luck with dat my dears x

[askmotherskwigelf]

Do you have any names in mind for the baby?

I like the name….Elsa if its a girl, what do you think @askskwisgaarskwigelf?

[askskwisgaarskwigelf]

pfts, if! its a nice name, but i thinks we will name our sons Frej! x

[askmotherskwigelf]

Alright, if its a boy we’ll name him Frej but if its a girl her name will be Elsa. What makes you think it’s a boy ?

[askskwisgaarskwigelf]

well i never gets things wrong, you knows dat xD i cants explain why I knows dis but i do. what makes you so confidents dat our little pal will be a girls, anyways?

[askskwisgaarskwigelf]

So, what made you actually wanna settle down and have a kid with someone?

[askmotherskwigelf]

Do you have any names in mind for the baby?

I like the name….Elsa if its a girl, what do you think @askskwisgaarskwigelf?

[askskwisgaarskwigelf]

pfts, if! its a nice name, but i thinks we will name our sons Frej! x

[knubbler-murderface-deactivated]

C9 for Elsa maybe?

there u go