@crusaderstandingguard
They come in ladies’, you know. Shall I get you a pair?
You do, and I'm going to shove them right up your ass.
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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we're not kids anymore.
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@crusaderstandingguard
@crusaderstandingguard
They come in ladies’, you know. Shall I get you a pair?
You do, and I'm going to shove them right up your ass.
Someone wants a candie?~
Also wish you a Happy Halloween, guys! 🧟♀️💜
Reblog this if you’re an LGBT+ mun.
♖ : Having their hair washed by zen!
Nonsexual Acts of Intimacy | Accepting
There were a lot of situations that Zelda had found herself in that she never expected to, but this one may have been the strangest. She sat in front of the sink, feeling mechanical fingers move through her blond locks, surprisingly gentle. She had gotten probably too much sweat in her hair and more than a little bit of dirt from a sparring session outside, but there was no regret. However, a broken arm made for difficulties in certain tasks, especially where washing her own hair was concerned.
“... Thank you,” she finally said, her voice soft, as though speaking too loud would break the moment. She cracked open an eye to look at the omnic washing her hair. It wasn’t necessarily a surprise that she was so calm around Zenyatta, of all people. He exhibited that kind of calm, so she had found. “I appreciate this.”
♤ : Taking a bath together
Nonsexual Acts of Intimacy | Accepting
Steam rose off the water as Zelda exhaled in a sigh, her aching body sinking into the hot water. The hot water lapped at her scarred skin, the heat immediately sinking into sore muscles and working to ease the pain. She stayed right where she was for a moment before she felt the other presence. Without a grumble, she shifted, moving forward in the large tub to make room for the man’s body.
“You’re going to slow,” she murmured, her forehead pressed to her knees as she waited for him to get in the water and get settled.
Excuse you, I am extremely hot and YOU are extremely rude.
“I no longer remember the context to why you said this, but. So what if you are and so what if I am? There’s no need to fluff both of our egos, Reinhardt.”
nonsexual acts of intimacy --- select from the following for my muse to respond to:
♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes ♕ : Holding hands ♖ : Having their hair washed by your muse ♗ : Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse’s lap. ♘ : Cuddling in a blanket fort ♙ : Sharing a bed ♚ : Head scratches ♛ : Sharing a dessert ♜ : Shoulder rubs ♝ : Reading a book together ♞ : Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which) ♟ : Patching up a wound ♤ : Taking a bath together ♧ : Your muse playing with their hair ♡ : Accidentally falling asleep together ♢ : Forehead or cheek kisses ♠ : Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc. ♣ : Back scratches ♥ : Your muse crying about something ♦ : Slow dancing
@dustysixshooter continued from x
The room was dimly lit, the light from the sunset outside the window fading away as night came on. Neither of them had bothered to turn on a lamp. He had caught her some time before, one hand in hers, the other on her hip as Zac Brown’s Whatever It Is played on the radio. Songs had come and gone since then, but that hadn’t stopped their gentle sway around the room, the way his gaze refused to leave hers, nor the lingering kisses and the way he ran the tip of his nose across the side of her head with a featherlight touch.
“I missed this,” he admitted, finally able to find some words. “Missed you.”
Zelda had never been particularly good at dancing. It was one of the few things that her size didn’t lend well to. Dancing, in any sort of good or professional manner, was meant for the small, petite girls that were often shown on professional programs. Large, muscular women weren’t usually the first to come to mind when someone mentioned a woman dancing. Not that Zelda minded - her grace came in the form of battle, and that was more her style anyway.
However, there was something nice and peaceful about this.
Jesse had caught her, one hand on her wrist, and tugged her into him, holding her close. One of her hands went around his shoulders, the other resting in his hand. Her head had been resting on his chest, listening to his heartbeat as the music played, songs coming and going as they swayed. She had followed his lead, moving around the room to his guidance, but her part was little more than small footsteps and gentle swaying. That was enough for her and, judging by the length of time they had been repeating this motion, enough for him.
Her head was currently up, her blue eyes glued to his brown eyes, allowing herself to get lost in them before the sound of his voice guided her back to reality. Her lips curled upward in a smile, the expression softening her features that much more.
“I don’t recall dancing enough with you for you to miss it,” she teased, “but I missed you too. I’m sorry for taking so long. I’m back, now, Jesse. With you.”
Oh no I forgot my password to log back into Tumblr on my computer sos
I should really post again instead of just haunting my own tumblr....
I assure you I have a great many outstanding qualities. If you would like to know about them, you can ask your mother.
I did. She told me, "Reinhardt? That large, loud man? He was polite, if a bit... dim." All she could say was polite. Great many indeed.
"And yet you prove that one can most certainly be neither."
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Summerhardt 2020
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{More Monster Hunter crossover content literally nobody asked for. Tried a few new things, pretty happy with how it turned out. May post some details shots later, shrinking it really did a number on the colouring.
Capcom really outdid themselves with Raging Brachydios and I cannot wait to see what they have in store with Alatreon.}
You realize you need to be hot to be a himbo right? You can’t just be stupid.
-Zelda to Reinhardt, almost daily.
crusaderstandingguard replied to your post “(Re the young lion picture lying on its back) Do you accept belly…”
“Don’t let him lie to you. He needs little to no persuasion to be the center of attention and receive affection.”
#crusaderstandingguard#Zelda Do Not Interact
i will not apologize for being devastatingly beautiful