Introducing Ask Skyverse and Chill!
Sky: Hello internet! Skyverse and Chill crew here! Welcome to our new ask blog! We're all generally pretty new to this sort of thing, so please be patient and ask us anything! Anyways, I'm Sky! I'm just your average BF fangirl from one of the best mods! You've probably heard of me, so I won't linger too long. UwU Hey girls...and Skychi, go ahead and introduce yourselves!
Skyblue: Oh, hey guys! I'm Blue...u-uh...I've never really done this sorta thing before either, so uh...w-well I like good food and funny j-jokes and...uh...
Faker Sky: Psht, relax. We all know everyone loves you because they're horny.
Skychi: Okay, who the heck let HER onto this blog?!
Faker Sky: Ski.
Ski: Hi guys! ^w^
Skychi: [sigh] ...why did we let her run the account?
Sky: Because she's the most friendly, ALRIGHT?! Now can you all PLEASE let Skyblue continue?
Skyblue: ...o-oh...I-I was pretty much done already! S-sorry!
Sky: [sigh] ...then let's move onto Skychi, please?
Skychi: Okay, sup anons? I'm Skychi, the cool and based one. My interests are anime, manga, technology, and guns.
Faker Sky: Wow, kinda cringe, TBH.
Skychi: Bitch, SHUT UP, I'm talking!
Faker Sky: Fine, gosh.
Sky: You're going last now. Skychi, continue.
Faker Sky: OH MOTHERF-
Sky: SKYCHI, CONTINUE!
Skychi: So uh...yeah, anyways I'm probably the only one here besides Ski who isn't relentlessly fucking horny. Any/all pronouns are fine, but I prefer they/them.
Sky: Oh that reminds me, everyone else, list your pronouns. I'm she/her.
Faker Sky: Bitch, ALL the rest of us are she/her. Neeeeeext!
Sky: [sigh]
Skychi: Anyways, I'm a genderfluid, badass memelord. I don't drink, but I occasionally smoke. Also I'm the most fourth wall aware.
Skyblue: Ohhhhh, is that what this is?
Faker Sky: Oh god, please tell me we didn't fucking invite Miko to this. She's a fucking terminally online loser. ...no offense Skychi.
Skychi: None taken, and GOD no, don't worry. Ski wanted to, but it didn't pan out.
Ski: She's just kept screaming and saying "Get that thing away from me!" when I tried to ask her, and she seemed so scared, and I felt so baaaaaaad! 😭
Faker Sky: Heh...dumb bitch thinks you're dangerous because I like you, lol.
Sky: Fak-...Sky, shut up!
Faker Sky: Fiiiiine...
Sky: Skychi?
Skychi: Eh, I'm done. Ski?
Ski: Hi everyone! I'm Ski and I wanna meet new friends here! 😄 I like to sing and make lots of arts and crafts! But my favoritest thing is to spend time with my friends! ...that's it! ^w^
Faker Sky: ...that's it?
Ski: I am a creature of simple comforts.
Faker Sky: Okay, baller. Sup, dorks? I'm just your totally normal, ordinary Sky. The best Sky, and don't you forget it! I like eating creepypasta (the edginess and negativity soothes my soul) and also hanging out with these weirdos sometimes, I guess. Anyway, I'm single and ready to mingle, so-
Sky: Sky, this isn't a dating app.
Faker Sky: Oh, I know.
Skychi: [sigh] ...this isn't a lewd roleplay account either, Faker.
Faker Sky: Then why the fuck are we on tumblr in 2023?!
Ski: Elon Musk killed Twitter.
Faker Sky: Oh yeah, I forgot why I agreed to this. Yeah, that makes sense. Still, I'm gonna miss that god awful bird site.
Skychi: Don't. I almost made an account there, but decided not to. Best decision of my fucking life, lol
Faker Sky: Yeah, but I like to feed off the negativity and engage with assholes while also being a bigger asshole...anyways I'm here if you wanna ask me or my dork friends any questions. Also, did I mention that I am absolutely not a lovecraftian monstrosity in disguise, and anyone who tells you otherwise is lying?
Skychi: Dude, we've already seen your eldritch form.
Faker Sky: ...you have?
Sky: Yes?!
Skychi: SEVERAL times!
Faker Sky: ...when?
Skychi: Bitch, you tried to eat Blue!
Faker Sky: ...oh. ...shit. So anyway, Skychi is lying.
Skychi: [groans and facepalms]
Faker Sky: Anyways, we'll be here whenever we feel like it, so I guess ask your silly questions, dorks! Sky out!
Sky: [sigh] ...Skys out.
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