Ask Sober Gamzee

ask me whatever MOTHERFUCKING QUESTIONS YOU WANT (sober gamzee by Huss, header image  is the Steam Trading card image for Arcana's Carnival) Gamzee sprite images are by rwhomestuckedits

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Format Change?

I’m thinking of adjusting the format that I post and run these: It will slow down how often I update by a good chunk, but I think it will improve the quality DRASTICALLY: I am going to be making 10-15 minute youtube videos of answers, and will be taking old asks to catch everything up in a couple quick videos. I’ll need to spend some time sorting through my old files (They aren’t named in a way that orginizes them chronologically) to make those old videos, and for new videos I’ll need more asks so ask away my invertebrothers!

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Yeah, lotta shit has changed over the past couple years... including a pandemic now. I can still do my Gam tho. Like I said in my rambling I’m probably gonna edit this together into actual Youtube videos rather than just Tumblr Posts, though I will continue to get asks through here (maybe make a Curiouscat for it too?) and anything I don’t answer in voice I’ll make a text post for. Felt bad about not finishing the story I started, so here we are again

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So I uh... I tried doing some recording... Buuuuuuuut then I found out my headset mic had broken so I can't actually record. Which is fun. I don't really have the opportunity to right now, but when I can I'm gonna get a new mic. Maybe even a good one? Who knows

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I'm a sylph of life, I'm not allowed to die, lol. But for real, life has been repeatedly kicking me in the balls, so this has been forced to take the backseat for a while. I'm transitioning gender, I'm moving (and panicking about money), been having to put in a bunch of overtime at work, and more.

So yeah, I'm gonna get back to this, though I am going to have to simplify the responses again to just the transcript and the audio, because frankly otherwise I won't get to it.

Thank you all for your patience, and I'll get a bit further in there as soon as I can

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> You need to motherfucking figure out Terezi... and fast. Hopefully your followers can motherfucking help

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I promise I want to post, but my internet is shit for now, so uploading audio posts is difficult

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i’M thinKING oF simplIFYING tHE poSTS heRE sO I cAN gET tO posTING witHOUT iT beING A choRE, thouGHTS?

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of course you motherfucking can JUST BECAUSE LOWBLOODS HAVE A DIFFERENT PLACE DOESN'T MAKE THEM LESS VALUABLE you do the things that keep society from crumbling YOU ARE THE UNSUNG HEROES OF THE EMPIRE just remember your motherfucking place, and you will be just fine

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okAY, I wanTED tO tRY someTHING A litTLE moRE creatIVE, bUT juST prOSE iS tHE beST i’LL gET... soRRY fOR vaniSHING bTW, woRK hAS beEN... weLL bAD. i’M looKING fOR A nEW oNE nOW. anyWAYS, yoU’RE heRE fOR soBER gAM.

Gamzee stepped out, the Green Sun now no longer visible. “kanaya... I THOUGHT I’D MOTHERFUCKING FIND YOU OUT HERE. i have a... proposition.” Kanaya spun, shocked, scared, like an antlerbeast in the headlights. “i know you want WHAT’S MOTHERFUCKING BEST FOR US. our people, our race, EVERYONE. i understand how dearly you wish to protect the next generation, the matriorb, OUR FUTURE. BUT BLUNTLY, YOU CAN’T. not motherfucking alone anyways. we want the same motherfucking thing. LET ME HELP YOU, ALL I ASK FOR IN EXCHANGE IS HELP IN MAKING SURE THAT THE OTHERS, THE ONES WHO WOULD RATHER MOTHERFUCKING KILL ALL OF US THAN ACCEPT THAT STRONG LEADERSHIP IS MOTHERFUCKING NEEDED that they are motherfucking culled.”

Kanaya held the Matriorb close as Gamzee talked, taking in every word he said. She started to get a little angry. Here she was, outside with the only hope for the future, and Gamzee, sopor slurping, Mirthful Messiah babbling, murdering Gamzee, was the only one who cared enough about her, the matriorb, and the future to come find her! Kanaya stood up. “I Would Do Anything To Save Us.” She said, and Gamzee smiled. “then lets go MY MOTHERFUCKING SISTER and bring forth a new age.”

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Wanted to draw something a little more sad I guess.

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I’m not dead guys, I promise, I’ve just been busy with work and trying to manage my mental health... more. Yeah, my mental health is basically an eternal struggle with me, as is being a manager for a restaurant. On top of that I had a birthday recently (I’m 20 now! Next year I can drown away my sorrows with lotsa beer) So just been busy, in my own dumb way.

I’ll be working on a story post soon, probably going to use a pesterlog format, and then get back to asks. Just... be a little patient with me, I know I’m not a great content creator

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> You don’t want to admit how motherfucking tired you are. Especially because once you ate all the sopor, like an idiot, you struggled to sleep anymore.

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well, kurloz doesn't hate you BUT HE CERTAINLY ISN'T FOND OF HOW MUCH I'M TRUSTING YOU he has certainly given me a... couple of sound-nub fulls about it BUT HE WILL SEE HOW VALUABLE YOU ARE SOON ENOUGH though i don't talk with him much lately THAT INVOLVES THE DREAM BUBBLES, AND SLEEPING and i... haven't been able to do much of that... I THINK I LAST GOT SLEEP... THIRTY EIGHT HUMAN HOURS AGO?

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> You never were a good plan maker, Kurloz pushed for the plan to be executed, and told you a lot of what you were supposed to do, what to think, and how to behave. You owe Kurloz so much, even if he got angry sometimes.

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well, i believe i have laid out most of the plan in the past BUT A MOTHERFUCKING REFRESHER WON'T HURT i need to kill nepeta, vriska, and eridan THOSE THREE ARE THE WORST OF THE MOTHERFUCKING HERETICS once those three are dead, i'd like to spare the others AS MUCH AS I HATE THEM, ESPECIALLY SOLLUX, I NEED AS MUCH GENETIC MATERIAL AS I CAN GET the mother grub can't work with less than four trolls worth AND THAT REQUIRES THAT THOSE FOUR HAVE RELATIONSHIPS CONDUCIVE TO REPRODUCTION the more trolls, the more likely we won't die off I AM GOING FOR KANAYA, FEFERI, AND TEREZI RIGHT NOW in that order, from least to most difficult to recruit HOPEFULLY FEFERI WILL BE WILLING TO RECIPROCATE MY FEELING and kanaya and terezi will develop feelings of their own THAT LAST PART IS WHY I WANT TO SAVE OTHERS IF POSSIBLE THOUGH but that's only sollux, and karkat ALRIGHT THE PLAN MAY NOT BE FULLY FLESHED OUT that was going to be part of eridan's job BEFORE HE DECIDED SAVING OUR RACE WAS WRONG i'm stuck mostly improvising... I'D LOVE TO HEAR YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SUGGESTIONS

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> Maybe these humans aren’t so bad after all...

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hello again my motherfucking child YOUR CURIOSITY IS ASTOUNDING. allow me to expound upon that statement. MIDBLOODS ARE PROBABLY SOME OF THE BIGGEST WILD CARDS AMONG TROLL KIND or at least were, before someone, who shall remain unnamed for this ask, did something THAT SHALL BE UNMENTIONED BECAUSE GOG MOTHERFUCKING DAMNIT I AM NOT DEALING WITH THAT RIGHT NOW. they could push for reaffirmation of the hemocaste, to the destructiong of it LIKE THEM YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE ALSO A WILD CARD some of you understand, and support my motherfucking cause SOME VILLIFY ME, AND FIGHT AGAINST ME and fuck some of you are just here for the motherfucking ride. it's what you are, not to do with our messiah ANYONE CAN BE A FOLLOWER OF OUR GREAT MIRTHFUL MOTHERFUCKING MESSIAH and while not being a believer that doesn't mean for sure they'll be burned IT MAKES IT FAR, FAR MORE MOTHERFUCKING LIKELY a lot of trolls believe and don't even realize they do after all

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> You used to laugh a lot more; you suppose being high as a motherfucking kite and not having a lot of responsibility will do that to a motherfucker. Would be nice though, being able to just be high all the time, and your greatest worry was Feferi...

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i mean, it wasn't weird until you said it was motherfucking weird I DON'T LAUGH MUCH ANYMORE, REALLY. NOTHING IS MOTHERFUCKING MMIRTHFUL ENOUGH even back when i was stoned i was so out of it, i never laughed NOT FOR LACK OF FUNNY THINGS, BUT BECAUSE I WAS SO MOTHERFUCKING JADED BY THE GREEN and what the fuck do mean crazy evil laugh? THAT'S JUST MY NORMAL MOTHERFUCKING LAUGH

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> Almost ready to talk to Kanaya just gotta wait a little longer. You’ll answer a few more questions, then talk to her.

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motherfucker you think I know? I KNOW WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A UNIVERSE, BUT THAT DIDN'T MOTHERFUCKING PAN OUT, NOW DID IT? though we must not've been motherfucking meant to make it at all, because otherwise this would be a doomed timeline WHICH IT CAN'T MOTHERFUCKING BE BECAUSE OTHERWISE EVERYTHING WOULD BE FALLING APART AROUND US sure things seem rough now, but when aren't things motherfucking rough? HONESTLY RIGHT NOW I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE GAME WAS A SETUP SO I CAN REBUILD until the dark carnival, which again is this universe, is primed properly THE MIRTHFUL MOTHERFUCKING MESSIAH CANNOT CREATE THE PROPER, PERFECT WORLD

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i’M baCK guYS! i’VE beEN deaLING wiTH A lOT oF shIT aT woRK, sO I havEN’T hAD tHE eneRGY tO updATE. bUT i’M baCK nOW

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> You like this one, this one is your favorite. Well, you have a lot of favorites, but this one is one that’s actually interested in learning, and you can tell when it’s them.

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my motherfucking child, your curiosty is not a Bother. AS FOR FOLLOWERS... THEY USED TO NUMBER IN THE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS after sollux destroyed everything, fucking mage of doom THERE ONLY IS ME, KURLOZ and you, and any other mystery-bloods willing to see the truth