8ack in 8usiness!

Finally 8ack, and ready to answer some questions. Do me a favor, and try not to 8ore me, okay? A Vriska Serket Ask Blog. tracking #askspider8reath

[askspider8reath]

“Relax Eridan - No need to get your fins in a twist. As excited as you must 8e to reunite with your friend Mindfang again, you’re gonna have to quell your enthusiasm at least a little 8it. We’ll have plenty of time to catch up and talk a8out the good old days and give each other our life upd8s. 

Just try not to get too jealous of all my conquests, okay :::;)”

(( ☼: A quick shoutout to @magicvvioletprince - They just opened up their blog, so please follow them and send some asks their way if you get the chance! They are absolutely awesome! ))

[askspider8reath]

”Sorry Redglare, 8ut I think we 8oth know this new universe is 8etter off without a 8itch like me. Don’t worry a8out me too much, okay?”

(( ☼: I’m back! At least I am for now. This blog is notorious for infrequent updates, but I appreciate all of you who’ve stuck around. I’m hoping to dish out some new content soon, and I’ll try to explore some fancy timelines, potential AUs and all around enjoy the ambiguous freedom of paradox space now that the comic is officially over, so please stay tuned!

Who knows, maybe some Hiveswap kids will show up on here too! ))

[askspider8reath]

"Can’t keep dodging forever. Advance or A8scond, Kid.”

(( ☼ Hey guys! Happy New Year! Sorry for being absent for so long - been juggling a lot of responsibilities lately. Recently got through my first playthrough of Undertale though! I know, Vriska is nothing like Sans, but I like Megalovania so much... Can you blame me? ))

[askspider8reath]

“It’s not my fault that she can’t handle 8eing told how stupid of a loser she’s 8eing. I just told her like it was. Someone had to set her str8, and who 8etter than herself? I got what I came for, so what happens to her now is not my pro8lem from here on out.

The Peixes thing was honestly just 8ad luck on her part.  I guess some things never change. Heh.”

[askspider8reath]

“I c8n’t 8elieve she l8ked my outf8t!!!!!!!!”

[askspider8reath]

“I’ll admit, may8e I was the one who instig8ed this 8lack flirting with him 8ack then, 8ut can you really 8lame me? It’s just waaaaaaaay too easy to get him worked up. It’s 8een like this since we played our version of the game. 

I never intended for it to actually go anywhere, 8ut you know how Vantas takes eeeeeeeeverything so seriously.”

[askspider8reath]

“8eing the leader can w8 for a little 8it longer ::::)”

[askspider8reath]

“This is incredi8le!!!!!!!!”

[askspider8reath]

“Shut up Strider, I didn’t ask for your opinion on the matter! Why don’t you go talk a8out how hot you think John’s altern8 timeline mother is some more, huh?”

[askspider8reath]

“Happy Mothers Day Every8ody, or whatever thats supposed to means. I didn’t have what you humans call a Mother, and what I did have wasn’t exactly the 8est su8stitute, 8ut as 8ig of a pain as she was, I suppose I have to thank her in some way. I wouldn’t 8e the troll I am today without her. So, here’s to you, Spidermom, wherever you are.”

(( ☼ Happy Mothers Day! I hope that today you are able to celebrate those special mother figures in your life - mothers, grandmothers, aunts, and the like. My mother passed away last April, and so days like this are quite difficult for me, but I hope that for those who can and chose to honor those special women in your life, that you cherish them completely ♥ ))

[askspider8reath]

(( ☼ Here are some larger stills from the latest ask! I had an absolute blast answering this one. These are two of my favorite instances from it. Aradiabot is literally the scariest thing I’ve drawn in a while.))

[askspider8reath]

"w͏elc̨0me t̀0͝ ͡fr͜ȩd̶d҉y͝ f̵a͡z̛b͏eąrs ́v͠r̵i҉s̴ka ̀0̛u͘0͡”

[askspider8reath]

“Since when was 8eing fat supposed to 8e an insult, huh? Try again.”

[askspider8reath]

“Thank you for your consider8ion, Tavros. I’m starting to reconsider my decision to prototype you a little.”

(( ☼ Just for clarification, I think that this is ultimately the point that Vriska is attempting to make in the worst way possible. If she was actually trying to help, she should learn not to speak with her foot in her mouth.))

[askspider8reath]

“I tried to 8e as o8jective a8out my encounter as possi8le, 8ecause that dead version of myself has had way more experiences that I didn’t have the opportunity to, and that knowledge she provided me could 8ecome exceedingly more crucial to everyone in my timeline........

8ut my god, was it awkward as hell.”

[askspider8reath]

“YOU’RE N8T ARANEA EITHER! H8W DID YOU EVEN G8T HERE????????”

[askspider8reath]

"Nice try, though. If you 8elieve that I’m not completely aware of the fact that literally no one in this timeline, or anyone in the fa8ric of paradox space for that matter, trusts me, then you’re unfortun8ly mistaken. I’m well aware of that, thank you.

It doesn’t change anything though. You can’t make me feel 8ad a8out myself. I only feel how I want to feel.”