ask Straight Ziglet

(THIS IS IRONY I AM SO SORRY) everyone in ziglet is straight, and ready to tell you about their stromances!!!

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Strtoh my darling how are you?

Hiiiiiii!!!! I’m pretty good, me and my cuddle puddle blokie were just hanging out!!!! :D

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Stral what's your favorite strusiness (straight business)

The Business of Kissing Women, of Course. I Am Also A Fan Of The Business Of Owning Libsharts In Debates. 

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:O rubgy who do you liiiiiike

Girls!!! (I’ve actually secretly been in love with leggy for tree years, but don’t tell bass bee cause he will beat me up)

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why :(

:)

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strubgy i think ur actually kinda chill

Thank you! We should go to the skate park sometime and do kick flips to impress the ladies

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strickie how is the gang

They are excellent I absolutely adore pushing cal into lockers. I bought flowers for Iso yesterday and am planning to give them to her soon :)

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which striglet is most likely to call me a fruit

Strass or stral, although strickie is a pretty decent runner up

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stramir how does heterophobia feel

Heterophobia is a rampant problem in this society and I feel saddened to see how normalized it is becoming :( just because I’m straight doesn’t mean I’m a bad person

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strass i have socks on can I have a kiss

Well as long as you have socks on it isn’t gay so I guess it’s fine leggy won’t care she’s a girl and girls don’t have feelings 

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hi welconm 2 this tumbler it is me bass third I am in passionate heterosexual love with leggy