#cal zone

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Shocker shocker it’s more MS doodles from sol

Drunk Grian is so precious to me I love him…

@seriouslycalamitous

[who-do-i-know-this-man-s4revived]

⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

Round 1

Cal (The Falcon and The Foe (Single Dad's Club))

Cal Zone (AbsolBlogsPokemon)

I know both/neither

Voting ended onJul 29, 2025

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Cal zone? Stupid idiot motherfucking cal zone? God damn fool business doing salteen eating rat old bastard shithead idiot avatar of the whore biggest clown in the business school laughed out of town cowboy motherfucking cal zone

Stop pinning me when I talk about cal zone I hate him so much why does he have so many fucked up economics books why did he decide to fuck around and find out just set them loose is he going to win the murder game is he a bastard man has such a visceral effect on me not even in the room not even a real person and I know he has the world’s shittiest smoothed down hair get away from me

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said cal zones waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with cal zone winning the game not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects does business but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of economics ill go ham

BETTER have had business school make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateCalZone

is cal zone even good at murder if he wins the game im going to so deeply wish he didn’t

crusty business boy

ill punch cal and his sad frail business boy twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final statistics chart he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when cal died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true number charts

[zigletszanymurdermania]

emails from Episode Two of Ziglet’s Zany Murder Mania!

[askstraightzzmm]

which striglet is most likely to call me a fruit

Strass or stral, although strickie is a pretty decent runner up

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I wanted make them Shaped so I kind of did (click it for better quality tumblr hates me)

In case you were curious, Lizzie is a square/circle, Jimmy is a rectangle and scar is a triangle

(Designs for MS by @seriouslycalamitous as always 🫶)

Plus the bonus bg:

BAM!!!

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Have more doodles from @seriouslycalamitous fic Midnight Strangers!!! Go read it rn it’s so good 🔫

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Im normal guys I swear (<- chewing at the bars of his cage)

I gave her chainmail and knight-like armor because I think she deserves it like the bad bitch she is

(More from @seriouslycalamitous fic midnight strangers go read it)