Sugar Motta

[asksugxrmotta]

do you have any pets?

No I don't. They're totes cute but my closet is not pet-hair friendly. Also they're so needy. You can't just tell them to get their own dinner or take themselves for a walk, y'know?

[moonvcils]

Hmm Love, Actually is like a great Christmas movie and rom com so lets do that!

[asksugxrmotta]

Okay great! Sounds good to me. I'm happy to host everyone at my place. My decorator has already been over, so it's looking totes cute and festive to help get everyone in the Christmas mood.

[asksugxrmotta]

I love who I see looking at me, In the mirror, in the mirror, Nothing compares to the feeling right there, In the mirror, in the mirror.

I needed loneliness to know there's nothing That I can't turn into confidence.

[goldenkwilde]

Kitty: I still need to figure out how to approach the topic of “I have a serious boyfriend who btw is the son of the guy who almost cost you your business oh and also he swiped my v card pre-marriage”.

Kitty: Papa Motta would be so happy that I finally have a use for those damn condoms.

Kitty: Fine. A live snake. Or a dead one?

Kitty: That’s actually not the worst idea. Something to sedate her. I don’t know what her deal is these days.

[asksugxrmotta]

Sugar: Yeah that's a tough one, I don't know how you'd spin that one Sugar: Oh god, I forgot about those. Condoms expire, right? I'd definitely be checking the date on those bad boys before you use them Sugar: Ew for both. Just don't get a poisonous one Sugar: That's weird. She hasn't said anything about what's going on?

[goldenkwilde]

Kitty: She'd make me memorise an old testament prophet book and then probably castrate Hunter with her bare hands. Unless, of course, Christopher actually murdered Hunter first. Kitty: God, can we trade? I got Satan. Tell me not to get her a box of anthrax. Kitty: My first instinct is to say Xanax, but honestly that would be more of a gift for me. I'm sick of her yelling at us during practice. Kitty: Something classic maybe? She's not as flashy as us. Something understated, maybe vintage. Chanel or Dior.

[asksugxrmotta]

Sugar: Good luck to Hunter there Sugar: You know Papa Motta will be happy for you though 💚 Sugar: Omg. What are the chances? Don't get her anthrax or anything else that will get you on a government database. Sugar: Why she's yelling so much? Maybe I should get her tickets to one of those rage rooms where you just smash a lot of china for an hour Sugar: Okay that's a good start, thank you.

[ask-samevans]

You gotta show me some of the pics! I mean, Kitty would probs be super mad about it but like, you can't just say that and not show em! Then I can compare the ones of Stace when she starts like, messing around with it too. Is using make up like.. hard? Coz it all looks super complicated coming from a dude with zero knowledge in it at all. I mean, I would hope I could swing it to take her next year but unless I like.. win the lottery it's probs not super likely. Waiting tables kinda doesn't tip super good.

[asksugxrmotta]

Ask me again when I've had a couple of drinks and maybe I'll show you. You should definitely make sure you snap a pic or two of her now so it can be used against her at her wedding. It can be hard, especially when you're starting out. But it also depends on how artistic you are. If you can paint on paper then I think make up would be easier since you're basically just painting faces. I see... well, fingers crossed you make it there together one day.

[goldenkwilde]

Kitty: I know. I bought a push-up bra the other day. Like, who am I? Kitty: God, thoughts and prayers. Send screenshots of anything embarrassing. Kitty: Who did you get?

[asksugxrmotta]

Sugar: Damn, what would Alyssa say? Sugar: You know I will. Sugar: Quinn Sugar: I know you practically worshipped her for at least freshman year so I thought you might have some ideas or tips

[goldenkwilde]

Kitty: You would be if you saw my bedroom right now. Kitty: Send me the guy's address and a 1-10 level of how creepy he was, I gotcha.

[asksugxrmotta]

Sugar: You're like a new woman Sugar: What? Sugar: Oh! No! It's not guy related. Though I did downloaded Hinge last night so I'll keep you posted. Sugar: I wanted to ask for your help with this secret santa thing

[askrissa]

They do your nails too? I thought it was a massage place.

[asksugxrmotta]

I mean the massage people don't do the nails but there are nail techs working at the same place. It's like an all-round beauty clinic. So there's massages, manicures, pedicures, lash extensions and things like that.

[goldenkwilde]

Kitty: Hey Mottastic

Kitty: It’s great so far. I’m literally exhausted 24/7, you can guess why, but it’s a good exhausted.

Kitty: How are you?

[asksugxrmotta]

Sugar: I'm scandalised Sugar: Yeah I'm good thank you, just the same old same old. Sugar: I was just wondering if you could help me with something though

[askhunterclarington]

I don't know if that is scary, or incredibly hot. I am leaning towards the latter.

[asksugxrmotta]

I mean there's nothing to say it can't be both, right? Kitty's a badass bitch, in the best way.

[asksmythe]

Exactly. Admittedly, I haven't been in Ohio for that long, but I've never experienced more miserable winters anywhere else in the world.

[asksugxrmotta]

To be fair, I think the summers are also pretty miserable so it's not just a winter problem. I can't wait until we graduate and can avoid coming back here for any time of the year.

[asksugxrmotta]

iMessage ✉️ Sugar ⇆ Kitty

Sugar: Hey bestie! Sugar: How's it going? Sugar: How is life as a taken woman?

[asksugxrmotta]

What activity instantly calms you?

Shopping! You can't beat some retail therapy. Also anything at the spa, obvs.

[ask-samevans]

You totally pass the vibe check! Wait... Girls can be into make up at that age?? That seems like, super grown up! Just yesterday I was helping her dress her Barbies! And washing that dog that like eats and poops. The journal thing sounds super cool tho. I think I could def work with that one. If I could afford to take her to Disney then I totally would, but I think it would break my bank so that's a bummer.

[asksugxrmotta]

I always pass the vibe check, Sammy. I mean def, I started playing with make up when I was about seven. I wasn't any good at it but it was still fun. There are some... interesting photos of me and Kitty from when we first started experimenting with it for real. Sounds good! Especially if she's creative or into art stuff. Oh that sucks, maybe you'll be able to swing it next year?

[moonvcils]

Oh hell yes! Okay, what movies are we playing? I vote The Santa Clause.

[asksugxrmotta]

My favorites are Love Actually, The Holiday, and Klaus so I vote for any of those.

[askhunterclarington]

I do hope that she is well aware that there is no-one else that I have my eyes on than her, so they can look all they please but they will never get anywhere.

[asksugxrmotta]

Oh I'm sure she is, but she still won't like girls looking at her man.