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Just some paintings I've been working on. #art #paint #hibiscus #butterflies #askswedishfish

"Love is a little like limerence."

Swedishfish

Burning Bridges

“Why is it, in the heat of the moment we say things we don’t mean?” Like the sun, our temper flares, words come out of our mouth, but nobody cares to think about what to say before they say it. They just let it run loose. It’s like drenching a rope bridge in gasoline and starting the fire, you can’t take it back down, it’s too late. So think about what you say. Because it would be too easy for people to just turn and walk away.

the-average-gatsby

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

the-average-gatsby

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

Isn’t it funny how people say to reach out to them, but when it comes to it, they aren’t ready to listen until your voice is silent

gqa1

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

nullelemental

this worked last night lets go for round two

artisticautistic

Just reblogged this and my dad just tossed me my replacement debit card from the mail!

Might not be /new/ money, but it’s access to my money

PSA for Men

Hey guys, just a helpful top, when you are trying to pick up a girl, do not straight up ask if she has a girlfriend. This makes it seem like you only want sex and aren't interested in anything else. If you -really- want to get to know a girl better, compliment her instead and be discreet, like wow, your boyfriend is so lucky! Just assume every girl has a boyfriend, if she doesn't, when you continue to talk to her, she will tell you. If she's not interested in you or does have a boyfriend, she'll say that shes dating someone. In that case, just remind her that her boyfriend is a very lucky guy and tell her to have a good night or day. Don't put her down because she doesn't want you, don't bother her, don't harass her. Just move on. Thank you.

Saw this dude wearing these shoes and I couldn't figure out what the fuck kinda of leprechaun would wear those.

Hi guys! Long time no see! Gonna try to get this thing revved up again, hopefully I can give you guys some awesome tips and information and just be that chill bitch you follow. Throw some questions my way and we will get started!

Why are you so cool?

Oh shucks you. Ps I honestly thought I answered this years ago