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Michael - 28 - He/Him

[horsesource]

[eroscestlavie]

everyone envies me for my Mateo Point

[kushblazer666]

[lakevida]

[maykitz]

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

[angelicguy]

There were paninis, crispanis, freshly baked breads, Jones sodas, spicy mustard packets which I ate liberally with chips,

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark and Beer Wolf - Coors Light (1986)

[baaulp]

It's not fair

[unification]

we yucky slammingg

[isthatatiktok]

[handweavers]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[geosynthetic]

Count Barefoot Contessa

[dorfs]

she always finds me in my time of greatest need

[carbon-ate]

[transjester64]

Adding this from the comments...

[akashicrecord]

me using my jailbroken wiimote to anally pleasure a man in kentucky 400 miles away

[akashicrecord]

Can somebody please @ emily blunt on twitter and show her this

[blasesaint]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[zedogica]

having a body made of meat sucks ass

[engygeron-deactivated20260524]

we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you

[zedogica]

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

[tatters-the-bat]

[michellechang]

mood

[swarnpert]

[amygdalae]