Science is Cool I Guess...

My name is Sylos. I live in the lovely town of Desert Bluffs and I'm the twin brother of Carlos the Scientist (Y'know, the one from Night Vale.) I also work part-time at the Desert Bluffs Medical Center.

[getitogetherstevecarlsberg]

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I seen one with Carlos so

[occupyasgard]

Tomorrow we’ll wake again, work again, live again. We are home. All of us. Together. My mouth. Your ears. We have each other. And as always,

until next time, Desert Bluffs. Until next time.

[laissesaigner]

[a-big-guy-named-tiny]

SCIENCE!

[yo-soy-homo-deactivated20181123]

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

[kasukasukasumisty]

#holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear

[goquackyourself]

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

[asktheoakenshieldbros]

sand

alcohol or lighter fluid

sugar  

Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 

Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.

Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.

Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.

Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

[mishaswhore-deactivated20211026]

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

[ladyilena-deactivated20230226]

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

[science111]

1. dip a spoon of gallium in a glass of hot water

2. make a bubble with smoke instead of air

3. dissolve the tablet in weightlessness

4. set fire to the  energy-saving lamp

5. push two identical clouds of smoke

6. create a vacuum in the empty tank

7. set fire to the smoke from the candles

8. overturn the glass with smoke

9. pour the hot solution in a plastic cup [x]

[darklingfearling-deactivated201]

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((This is really one of my favorite fan arts involving Kevin and Cecil.))

[silascaptor-deactivated20210107]

tumblr is gonna screw me over on quality as far as this goes i’m pretty sure

anyhow i got to use a cintiq today and i think i’m in love

[ruinedchildhood]

[dame-el-chisme-deactivated20180]

THAT IS NOT WHAT COMES UP

[asksylarofdesertbluffs-blog]

*that is perfect thank you* *leaves with jacket*

Bye small child. Come back soon. Be safe.

[asksylarofdesertbluffs-blog]

*payment* *one of your valuables*

*hands over jacket* I have a jacket? You can have that if you want it.

[asksylarofdesertbluffs-blog]

*has a letter*

Uhm thank you small child. Would you like anything in return?

[ask-the-scientist]

Rebloggable by request

[nothistoryyet]

Dear listeners, I love you, but please. Go. To. Sleep.

Good night, Night Vale, good night.

Don’t ask me why I made this.

((Parody of infamous picture book Go The F*ck To Sleep by Adam Mansbach))

[world-government-blog]

World Government will be issuing this throughout Night Vale as mandatory literature. It will be available in ebook and origami swans. Please report to the Used and Discount Sporting Goods Store in Flint Drive to acquire your new mandatory literature.

[asksylarofdesertbluffs-blog]

It ate your tie? Huh. Interesting.

[the-voice-of-nightvale]

Like a giant, starved, faceless moth. It ate my tie. 

[asksylarofdesertbluffs-blog]

I apologize for your loss.

[askstevecarlsburg-blog1]

medicalcenterofdesertbluffs replied to your post: PROOF MY SCONES ARE LIKED

Steve, sending yourself anons does not prove anything.

Sorry, what anon?

[the-voice-of-nightvale]

The faceless children do not count as any sort of fan, as they will eat anything. In fact, one ate my best tie when I went into the studio yesterday. 

[asksylarofdesertbluffs-blog]

It ate your tie? Huh. Interesting.

[askstevecarlsburg-blog1]

medicalcenterofdesertbluffs replied to your post: *painful laughter*

Problem, Carlsburg?

Yes.

[asksylarofdesertbluffs-blog]

Why? Because your scones are horrendous? Or because you seem to be the only one that likes them?

[askstevecarlsburg-blog1]

Loads of people like my scones!

[asksylarofdesertbluffs-blog]

No...they do not.

[askstevecarlsburg-blog1]

medicalcenterofdesertbluffs replied to your post: *painful laughter*

Problem, Carlsburg?

Yes.

[asksylarofdesertbluffs-blog]

Why? Because your scones are horrendous? Or because you seem to be the only one that likes them?

[asktheangelofnightvale-deactiva]

I was under the impression that scones were a delicious treat?

But it appears that they are most commonly used as building material and weapons…

I should tell Josie that she has been making her’s wrong all this time..

[asksylarofdesertbluffs-blog]

Nooo honey. Steve just doesn't understand the concept of how scones should be made.