some crap a weirdo does

I apologize for nothing. I serve dark masters in far corners of the universe, but mostly in my head. I find most things funny, and few things sacred. Lovecraft, Vonnegut, Thompson, Palahniuk, Tolkien. Part-time solipsist, so on a good day you can thank me for your existence say something send something

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[slangwang]

this post is transcendent

[aurora-gleam]

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

[bransonreese]

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

[kakyoiniisms]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This, people, is what trolling is supposed to look like.

[thacakery]

[billclinton313]

😂😂😂 classic

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

Wow 😭

[drawbrandondraw]

[shawnpau]

What

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

I was expecting some kind of explanation at the bottom and I just…

[haiikyuus-remade]

tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore

[deleted343i434738758yt-deactiva]

Old Sow Between The Trees- Hannalie Coetzee (2015)

[tedywestside]

[voidbat]

i have never seen “…fair enough.” so eloquently stated, and he did it with only his face.

[knitmeapony]

Mandy Patinkin is a goddamned genius.

[x00-deactivated20190815]

[statecryptids]

I feel like this is a story from someone’s mythology somewhere.

[ghostbustinggays]

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

[ghostbustinggays]

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

[ghostbustinggays]

this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

im trying find a certain cat picture, its kinda grey-black cat holding on to one of those cat climb/scratch post while going :v

looks like this

[unhumanmess-deactivated20181125]

This one?

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

yes!!!! thank you!!

now your second quest, which is optional

[unhumanmess-deactivated20181125]

Butter cat???

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

yes! thats the one! i have no more mspaint cats now. thanks for partaking in the quest for cats.

[catchymemes]

Those are some damn cleaned glass doors

[imonlyadumpling]

Wholesome prank

[giflounge]

Scaredy cat

[anywigwilldo]

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

[vikingserket]

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

[whisperrun-blog]

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

[whisperrun-blog]

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

[penandpage]

[ironlocked]

venom.

31% on Rotten Tomatoes

35% on Metacritic

2/5 on Empire

1/5 stars on the Rolling Stone

“a massively overqualified cast”

“What went wrong? Everything, actually.”

“No one has to fake a bad review of this”

“The ending suggests that there’s a…sequel…Audiences have suffered enough.”

Also:

95% of Google users liked it

89% of Rotten Tomato audiences liked it

The average audience rating was 4.4/5 (18,619 reviews)

My mother, who doesn’t usually like superhero movies, says that this movie deserves at least 80% and that’s really something

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

Critics: Who could possibly enjoy this disaster of a movie?

Op:

[icetsvu]

[famousglittergoatee]

[piecomic]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[tastefullyoffensive]

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