The Scientist

Good evening everyone, my name is Carlos, as I am sure you are all well aware of by this point in time. It has been a year after all. I've decided to join the growing Social Media craze that has suddenly swept Night Vale in order to communicate and keep tabs on its citizens. This way, if something strange, or not so very strange occurs, I will be able to know immediately. So please, if you see anything, contact me as soon as you can.

[thescientistofnightvale]

THIS BLOG IS DoRMANT , PROBABLY NEVER TO BE USED AGAIN, I AM NOT IN THIS FANDOM IT IS FAR TO PAINFULK FOR ME TO BARE, ESPECIALLY WITH ALL OF THE MEMORIES, I JUST MISS HIM TO MUCH AND THIS IS ALL REALLY STRESSFUL FOR ME, THANKS FOR AN AMAZING RUN GUYS.

psa

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Deactivated Theme:

makes it look like you’ve deleted your blog or it doesnt exist and basically mirrors the actual page youd get if you had. its ideal if youve changed you url and dont want people to find you (thats why IM using it) or any other reason 

If you want to make it realistic: be sure to change your icon to this picture (dw about sizing it will fit) and make your blog title “Not Found.”

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holy shit

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me in middle school

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Me now

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Received this dollar from a customer today.

[thescientistofnightvale]

s(uper)poopy

[thescientistofnightvale]

you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING

WHAT DO I DO

ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES

FUCK

IT DROPPED MORE BABIES

MY DADS LIKE GASSING THEM WITH SPRAY AND ITS STILL GIVING BIRTH

YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES

FUCK MY LIFE

There is only one solution:

[theeveningsoother]

I’m not even fucking sorry

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[aserenia]

Dennis Wojtkiewicz

Wojtkiewicz [voit-KEV-itch] is best known for his exploration of the sensitive nature of time in his oversized oil paintings of fruit and flowers. The transitory nature of his subject matter is encapsulated and transfixed with a heightened approach to realism.

[virginiashewoolf]

Creepypasta

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fuck

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Visit Original Link

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I HAVE FOUND THE MEANING OF LIFE

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IM SCREAMING WELCOME BACK

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YES

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*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*

*5 minutes later*

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will you still love me when i’m no longer young but still totally obsessed with star trek

[awkwardsituationist]

an alligator has a tapetum lucidum at the back of each eye, which reflects light back into the photoreceptor cells to make the most of low light. the colour of eyeshine differs from species to species, but in alligators glows red. the length of the alligator can be approximated by judging the distance between the eyes, making this alligator very long.

photo by larry lynch along the riverbed of the myakka river state park in florida, who explains, “between kneeling in several inches of black mud, the heat, humidity, and blood thirsty mosquitos my thoughts were, get the best picture i can and get the hell out.”

[420moshdad]

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i found the best string of words ever voiced on the internet